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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby Dick Rosenthal on Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:05 pm



When a soccer player is correct you have to give the guy credit.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:56 pm

Saw a guy rip off his shirt after a goal wearing a sports bra. It just can't get worse.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby hansen on Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:30 pm

HustlinOwl wrote:Saw a guy rip off his shirt after a goal wearing a sports bra. It just can't get worse.


Hopefully it was a fitness tracker holder (used seven in college football
nowadays) and not actually a sports bra.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:21 pm

hansen wrote:
HustlinOwl wrote:Saw a guy rip off his shirt after a goal wearing a sports bra. It just can't get worse.


Hopefully it was a fitness tracker holder (used seven in college football
nowadays) and not actually a sports bra.


There is no excuse for a man to wear a woman's sports bra. If any of you are currently doing this stop!
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:40 pm

HustlinOwl wrote:Saw a guy rip off his shirt after a goal wearing a sports bra. It just can't get worse.

after scoring a goal a girl rips off her shorts and her thick glistening cock falls out

see, it can always get worse (except for hansen and foot that would prefer my scenario)
now in the street there is violence
and, and a lots of work to be done
no place to hang out our washing
and, and i can't blame all on the sun
good god we gonna rock down to electric avenue
and then we'll take it higher
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby DuchesneEast on Sun Jul 11, 2021 7:06 pm

There is one good thing about soccer now.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby twballgame9 on Sun Jul 11, 2021 8:33 pm

DuchesneEast wrote:There is one good thing about soccer now.


That it is over?
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby Onyx Blackman on Sun Jul 11, 2021 8:35 pm

DuchesneEast wrote:There is one good thing about soccer now.

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Whatever floats your boat :shrug
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby DomingoOrtiz on Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:13 am

twballgame9 wrote:
DuchesneEast wrote:There is one good thing about soccer now.


That it is over?



2 out of 5 is terrible, right?
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby DuchesneEast on Mon Jul 12, 2021 12:07 pm

DomingoOrtiz wrote:
twballgame9 wrote:
DuchesneEast wrote:There is one good thing about soccer now.


That it is over?



2 out of 5 is terrible, right?


I thought so, I thought 3 of 5 is barely acceptable, but 1 goal either way really moves the %.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:49 pm

90% of sports where the timeclock counts up instead of down, suck.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:56 pm

what's the 10%?
now in the street there is violence
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good god we gonna rock down to electric avenue
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby angrychicken on Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:01 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle wrote:what's the 10%?

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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:09 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle wrote:what's the 10%?


I'm not a worldly man, so assume there's a sport out there I've never seen that counts up and is ok(it still probably sucks).
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