commavegarage {l Wrote}:You should write Hire Bruce Pearl as the subject line and write something completely different in the message and see what happens.
This is a brilliant idea. I've written up just the thing! Here's the email we should send to Gene or Aimee or Colin with the subject 'Hire Bruce Pearl':
Dear Gene,
Please do whatever it takes to hire Bruce Pearl as the next men's basketball coach at Boston College!! Pearl stalking the court in all-gold suit-coats would look better than Flyguy the Pimp with fishtanks in his shoes. I was daydreaming about this very possibility in a meeting today, while noting that someone replaced the office furniture in our meeting rooms with chairs that have much narrower seats. This forced my legs together, creating a tight wind-tunnel chasm between my legs that ended in my nuts. Which was really interesting because even a modest fart channelled into this canyon erupted at the end with enough force to inflate my nuts like a parachute. I'm still working on a name for this farty canyonlands phenomenon - paratrooper? Bagpiper? Pillowfluffer?
In closing, I think you should hire Bruce Pearl and how narrow are the seats in the athletic department's conference rooms?
Your friend,
Tonto