Josh Southern or Snooki?
At first, I thought I'd go with Southern since he's about 2 feet taller than she is but then I started thinking about it. Neither person has any offensive moves, rebounding skills, or shotblocking skills. Snooki has already proven that she can get underneath opponents' skin, kind of like a 4'10 guidette Dennis Rodman, so my vote goes to Snooki.