hansen {l Wrote}:ATLeagle {l Wrote}:BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:The Oracle of Fort Worth would like you all to know that Gates is destined to be our coach, that ATL is wrong (and has always been wrong) and that TRE you are a *checks notes* ORCAPIG.
Does he have a stupid nickname for Grant yet?
No “Porky”, he hasn’t
is he calling our real head coach "pearly" gates or somesuch?
more importantly, how does the great takeover happen where eddy gets replaced by pearly, the real decision for head coach that was formalized and finalized weeks ago? is it some wwe type storyline where, during the first practice session for the 21/22 season (i refuse to call 8 nerds standing around "midnight madness"), the team is announced and do their weave warm up drill or whatever and then the arena goes dark and the announcer starts with "and nowwwwwwwww, your new head coach..." and then BAM the theme music changes and "electrifying" starts blaring from the pa and pearly walks out with a ripped shirt and clear signs of a scuffle - pulls out a mic he just happens to have in his pocket and says "FINALLY the GATES have closed on boston" and then the screens show eddy in the locker room with the evidence of a scuffle that resulted in him being the clear loser.
in reaction to all of all this, the 8 attendees hold their 20 sided dice for a moment, and then turn back to their d&d game (already in progress)
i hope accn+ covers this event so i can watch it on tape delay at some undetermined time in the future