DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:she has spent no small amount of time envisioning scenarios.
Has she "surprised" you after your morning run?
It would be funny if it wasn't so ridiculously predictable. Mr. ND wanted to get a dog, and he chose a particular breed - he spends most of his days on the road, jetting about the country, leaving Mrs. to care for the irritating beast she didn't really want. They were out walking one morning when I was coming back from a beat-the-8am-1000%-humidity run, we spoke, and like clockwork (until it cooled off), she's been out in the street on the mornings I run. I switched it up from t/th to m/w and changed my route to come back a different way and it's been quiet.
Another neighbor is a former rower from some school where rowing is cool. He still rows, as well as kayaks, paddleboards, etc., and is fit - he has reported similarly impossible coincidences.
Apparently she agreed to the dog only if she could also get big phony bewbs. This second part hasn't happened yet.