Jersey Shore (The MTV Show)

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[angrychicken]

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oops.

[Endless Mike]

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[WilpertsRevenge]

I heard that Snooki get punched in the next episode. anyone have a clip?

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[bignick33]

[apbc12]

She looks like she ran away from home but somehow ended up on a reality show anyway.

[FirstDownSyndrome]

She looks like she ran away from home but somehow ended up on a reality show anyway.

don't fuck with shnickers, the princess of poughkeepsie.

[bignick33]

[angryty]

Wait, wait, wait. Schnickie-Schnook is from Po-town? I have come across the occassional guido who went to Our Lady of Lourdes--before the faggerized it by moving from downtown Po-city to the IBM campus. If this is true, I would like to request that Lord Vader find her and smite her...using legal junk, not actually socking her in the face.

*OK so I looked it up and she is from Marlboro, which means she is bridge & tunnel (although there isn't a tunnel, but I suppose the railroad bridge can substitute) trash even by Poughkeepsie standards.

[buconvict]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

[eagle9903]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

other than JWOW who seems to subsist on nothing but HGH and xenadrin all the women are pretty thick at least from the waist down, and snookie has been sort of compact pygmyesque from the get go.

[buconvict]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

other than JWOW who seems to subsist on nothing but HGH and xenadrin all the women are pretty thick at least from the waist down, and snookie has been sort of compact pygmyesque from the get go.

Not denying that, but she was all sorts of bowling ball last night.

btw, her mother must have been so proud when she saw her daughter telling the Situation to "fuck my fucking asshole right now". Classy broad.

[eagle9903]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

other than JWOW who seems to subsist on nothing but HGH and xenadrin all the women are pretty thick at least from the waist down, and snookie has been sort of compact pygmyesque from the get go.

Not denying that, but she was all sorts of bowling ball last night.

btw, her mother must have been so proud when she saw her daughter telling the Situation to "fuck my fucking asshole right now". Classy broad.

this coming seconds after her sloppy hot tub makeout with that trailer garbage in the jean shorts "Rider." ha, the snookie family won't relish writing the christmas letter this year.

[angryty]

You are assuming the Schnookies will be ashamed of that behavior. Let me tell you something, Po-city is no great shakes, but the minute you cross the Mid-Hudson Bridge, you have driven into fucking Appalachia. The only difference between Marlboro and Morgantown is that there isn't a school in Marlboro.

My guess is Schnookie is the daughter of a retired NYC cop--that whole wing of Ulster County is lousy with them--and when they move up there they go native fast. It is why my Mom forbid my Old Man from even thinking of moving in that direction. She-and any really rational person--preferred to live in a shithole like Glenwood in Yonkers--than cosign her children to a the horrible mixture of yokels and guidos that populate Ulster County. What I think is great is that in Schnookie and Rider you got to see both sides of the populace.

[eagle9903]

You are assuming the Schnookies will be ashamed of that behavior. Let me tell you something, Po-city is no great shakes, but the minute you cross the Mid-Hudson Bridge, you have driven into fucking Appalachia. The only difference between Marlboro and Morgantown is that there isn't a school in Marlboro.

My guess is Schnookie is the daughter of a retired NYC cop--that whole wing of Ulster County is lousy with them--and when they move up there they go native fast. It is why my Mom forbid my Old Man from even thinking of moving in that direction. She-and any really rational person--preferred to live in a shithole like Glenwood in Yonkers--than cosign her children to a the horrible mixture of yokels and guidos that populate Ulster County. What I think is great is that in Schnookie and Rider you got to see both sides of the populace.

i like learning things, one of the reasons this board is so great.

[branchinator]

Angelina is the biggest bitch of them all. She's cockblocking "the situation" at every opportunity and is messing around with a married guy who she calls her boyfriend. At least the douchebag's wife could see the whore that her husband was messing around with.

[Endless Mike]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

She looks preggers now.

[buconvict]

She looks like "Wendy" did in "Dances with Smurfs" (Now available on DVD).

[shockdoct]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

She looks preggers now.

This makes sense...

Not sure if anyone caught it, but the boss of the t-shirt shop mentioned to Angelina that August was the busiest month when she didn't show. How did we go from just arriving to August in a matter of 1 episode?

[buconvict]

Getting pregnant does not (as far as I know) result in fold upon fold of muffin top and hip fat. Plus, she's made her preference for anal abundantly clear, so that goes against your theory as well.

I think she's just a lazy, alcoholic whore who eats too much, drinks too much, and doesn't exercise.

[Endless Mike]

Getting pregnant does not (as far as I know) result in fold upon fold of muffin top and hip fat. Plus, she's made her preference for anal abundantly clear, so that goes against your theory as well.

Well that is exactly how buttbabies are born.

[apbc12]

Getting pregnant does not (as far as I know) result in fold upon fold of muffin top and hip fat. Plus, she's made her preference for anal abundantly clear, so that goes against your theory as well.

Well that is exactly how buttbabies are born.

Buttbabies will mess you up, man.

[BCdee]

Getting pregnant does not (as far as I know) result in fold upon fold of muffin top and hip fat. Plus, she's made her preference for anal abundantly clear, so that goes against your theory as well.

I think she's just a lazy, alcoholic whore who eats too much, drinks too much, and doesn't exercise.

She's also the size of a munchin from the wizard of oz...that doesn't allow for much room to put any gained weight. She all beer bloat. Actually, she kinda looks like an oompa loompa...she has that orange tint.

[ryrob]

Is it just me or has Snooki put on about 20 pounds since the first episode?

She looks preggers now.

This makes sense...

Not sure if anyone caught it, but the boss of the t-shirt shop mentioned to Angelina that August was the busiest month when she didn't show. How did we go from just arriving to August in a matter of 1 episode?

They aren't actually there for the whole summer, just the last few weeks. At least if I heard the initial description correctly that this is their way of "ending summer".

[buconvict]

Who wants to join me in opening a Melanoma Recovery Clinic on the Jersey Shore? Anyone?

The only way this show could get any better would be if one of the girls was actually good looking.

[BCdee]

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Like I said.

BTW, I think The Situation is Pauley Shore and Carrot Top's illegitimate child. Just sayin'

[BCdee]

I love the way Snookie dances like Elaine from Seinfeld