If you are OJ and hear that the love of your life, Ann Coulter (who I bumped into at the Trader Joe's on the upper west side a few weeks ago), has died and you call a florist to send a massive display of white roses to be sent to the funeral home... the funeral home would refuse to take the flowers if Ann Coulter was not among its deceased. Furthermore, the florist who attempted to deliver the flowers would call you back and inform you that you had the wrong address or funeral home. Finally, you would have some sort of evidence of the pricey transaction.
This says nothing about the massive phone records you would accumulate being on the phone for well over 60 hours a week.
Btw... this shit's unravelling fast. Chicago Trib (according to this good USAToday piece) was talking about how he hates cancer because it killed his girlfriend just days after supposedly finding out she was still alive.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nc ... r/1842141/All that said... I am enjoying how this is a bigger story than ND's season. And, I'm also enjoying how it has spurred the creativity of photoshoppers everywhere.
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