BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:bcsoxfan12 {l Wrote}:Come on 74 give us #8-10……these are words to live by!!!!!!! I shared these with a few friends and they were dying laughing!!!!! 74’s V-day commandments
You are 20.
You have no mortgage, kids, tuition payments, car payments, wife shit, kids expenses, health, dental, vision, job boss assholes, corporate restructuring and did I mention wife shit and a finger check up your ass every year after 40?
I posted that on the Student Stress whining article on the Heights and it was censored!!
THE HEIGHTS 74!
Back In the day, you couldn't get a laser beam or a BB fired out of a cannon between the thighs of a BC girl and now its.....
"Hey, lets hook up for Valentine's week after the disgustiad food at McElroy or bewteen my 10 class and my 3!"
You lucky fucking young mook bastards.
Between Jand And Dixie, I was beaten ---undeservedly I might add---outside of the Lyons Rathskeller more times than a rented Grand Canyon Mule having trouble going back up the North rim and this was after they outdrank me in beer!!!!
Catholic girls back then guarded the "Fort of >>> you had better not be an asshole!" like NORAD deep in the Rocky Mountains!
Now the electronic beeping pussy guard is manned by the USA Border agents and if you have a condom, come on up!
20....I got a baseball glove twice as old as you + 7!
Reminder me to smack the shit outta you when we meet!
First let me say for the top 10 list....is it possible to exalt someone 100points
Second I’m 26 and only have %50 mortgage on an income property, no kids (at least that I know of in this state/country) tuition and car payments uuummm don’t get me started on those ….but as far as the wife/kids/ and finger up your ass shit no thankx, lucky for me I have a few years before I have to worry about all that