All-Time BC Suck Team

[branchinator]

These are players who just didn't get it done on the court. My fandom only goes back a little over a decade so I'll get it started with the 2000s edition:

C: Kirsten Zoellner
PF: Brian Ross
SF: Tyler Roche
SG: ???
PG: Steve Hailey

[GreenvilleEagle]

These are players who just didn't get it done on the court. My fandom only goes back a little over a decade so I'll get it started with the 2000s edition:

C: Kirsten Zoellner
PF: Brian Ross
SF: Tyler Roche
SG: ???
PG: Steve Hailey

Add in Rakim and his buddy Akida "Hide the Money in my Rectum" McClain to the list.

[bignick33]

while i love to throw the snark around with the best of them, mocking former players that devoted a helluvalotta more time to their university and its public persona through their performance on an athletic team than 99% of the contrarian dickholes that post here is a pretty shitty way to pass the time. if campion was here he would be scolding you all - so since he isn't i'll take up his holy roller ways in his holy roller time of absence.

if you want to put together an all-suck team of coaches, ADs, or other people who were performing in their occupation, i'm all for it. otherwise, this listing is pretty douchey (and if i'm calling it pretty douchey, even i feel bad for you).

just sayin' is all

I'm with TRE. I'm not sure how people can one hand mock the Merrymen for throwing players under the bus in order to defend the coaches and on the other hand create all-shitty teams to throw former players under the bus for the sake of fun. It just seems to be in poor taste.

[The Knife of Asia]

Posterboy for ALLTIME sucky BC team = Mickey Curley

[BC '00]

Posterboy for ALLTIME sucky BC team = Mickey Curley

You shut your whore mouth The Knife of Asia! Mickey Curley was a god among men.

[DomingoOrtiz]

These are players who just didn't get it done on the court. My fandom only goes back a little over a decade so I'll get it started with the 2000s edition:

C: Kirsten Zoellner
PF: Brian Ross
SF: Tyler Roche
SG: ???
PG: Steve Hailey

Das Big Man does not belong. I think this needs to be limited to guys that actually played. I also kind of agree with TRE rhymes with likes it in the 2 on this.

[apbc12]

As founder of the Brian Ross Fan Club, I condemn this thread.

As the guy who invited Kirsten Zoellner into a group for German Film group projects, I condemn it again.

[bosa90]

I thought this thread was about something else entirely. Which probably would not have been too cool either, unless the names of the nominees were altered . . . .

[twballgame9]

These are players who just didn't get it done on the court. My fandom only goes back a little over a decade so I'll get it started with the 2000s edition:

C: Kirsten Zoellner
PF: Brian Ross
SF: Tyler Roche
SG: ???
PG: Steve Hailey

Das Big Man does not belong. I think this needs to be limited to guys that actually played. I also kind of agree with TRE rhymes with likes it in the 2 on this.

Das big man also singlehandedly kept Josh Boone, Jeff Adrien and Hilton Armstrong under wraps for about 34:20 of what was almost the only 1-16 upset in NCAA history. 12-point second half deficit. http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap/_/id/264000016/boxscore?gameId=264000016

[BCFAN94]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

C Nate Doornekamp (team Canada)
F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

[BCFAN94]

These are players who just didn't get it done on the court. My fandom only goes back a little over a decade so I'll get it started with the 2000s edition:

C: Kirsten Zoellner
PF: Brian Ross
SF: Tyler Roche
SG: ???
PG: Steve Hailey

Das Big Man does not belong. I think this needs to be limited to guys that actually played. I also kind of agree with TRE rhymes with likes it in the 2 on this.

Das big man also singlehandedly kept Josh Boone, Jeff Adrien and Hilton Armstrong under wraps for about 34:20 of what was almost the only 1-16 upset in NCAA history. 12-point second half deficit. http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap/_/id/264000016/boxscore?gameId=264000016

I knew he had a decent career after he left BC, I just couldn't remember where.

[eepstein0]

Josh Southern and Courtney Dunn have to play center on this team.

[DomingoOrtiz]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

This would be a very different kind of team. Sydney was actually very good.

[BCFAN94]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

This would be a very different kind of team. Sydney was actually very good.

I thought I remembered him not playing so well in his last year, but I could be wrong.

[missoulaEagle]

All Suck Team

PG- Steve Hailey
SG- Damien Foster
SF- Tyler Roche / Johnnie Jackson
PF- Courtney Dunn
C- John Oates

All Transfer/Kicked Off/Left Early Team

PG-James Scoonie Penn
SG-Marquez Haynes / Ryan Sidney
SF-Rakim Sanders
PF- Shamari Spears
C- **** ********

[HJS]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

This would be a very different kind of team. Sydney was actually very good.

I thought I remembered him not playing so well in his last year, but I could be wrong.

Wasn't his final year the year he played with his broken jaw wired shut and he was losing weight because of his liquid diet?

[branchinator]

while i love to throw the snark around with the best of them, mocking former players that devoted a helluvalotta more time to their university and its public persona through their performance on an athletic team than 99% of the contrarian dickholes that post here is a pretty shitty way to pass the time. if campion was here he would be scolding you all - so since he isn't i'll take up his holy roller ways in his holy roller time of absence.

if you want to put together an all-suck team of coaches, ADs, or other people who were performing in their occupation, i'm all for it. otherwise, this listing is pretty douchey (and if i'm calling it pretty douchey, even i feel bad for you).

just sayin' is all

I bet you'd participate if there were naked pictures of them. I'm mocking their abilities, not the person. The same stuff goes on during every game, hypocrite.

[branchinator]

Does cesspool ring a bell? Of course not. You are a little hypocritical bitch.

[angrychicken]

Does cesspool ring a bell? Of course not. You are a little hypocritical bitch.

[angrychicken]

Does cesspool ring a bell? Of course not. You are a little hypocritical bitch.

By the way, I was actually laughing hysterically when I posted this, unlike other people.

[DomingoOrtiz]

All Suck Team

PG- Steve Hailey
SG- Damien Foster
SF- Tyler Roche / Johnnie Jackson
PF- Courtney Dunn
C- John Oates

All Transfer/Kicked Off/Left Early Team

PG-James Scoonie Penn
SG-Marquez Haynes / Ryan Sidney
SF-Rakim Sanders
PF- Shamari Spears
C- **** ********

This would be a good forum to explain to the Nexus why each miscreant was toss out of our beloved Heights. Who wants to start?

[Cadillac90]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

C Nate Doornekamp (team Canada)
F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

Figures you'd jump in, fucking loser. Oh and it was Jermain Watson, you assface.

[Cadillac90]

Does cesspool ring a bell? Of course not. You are a little hypocritical bitch.

It's not cool for the football team either, you dickless wonder.

[branchinator]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

C Nate Doornekamp (team Canada)
F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

Figures you'd jump in, fucking loser. Oh and it was Jermain Watson, you assface.

Actually, it was Jermaine.

[eepstein0]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

C Nate Doornekamp (team Canada)
F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

Figures you'd jump in, fucking loser. Oh and it was Jermain Watson, you assface.

Can you confirm or deny your husband will be interviewing at GT or NCST? Even he'd be an upgrade on Hewitt or Lowe.

[DrJackRyan]

All Suck Team

All Transfer/Kicked Off/Left Early Team

PG-James Scoonie Penn
SG-Marquez Haynes / Ryan Sidney
SF-Rakim Sanders
PF- Shamari Spears
C- **** ********

Chris Herren picks guys like those out of his stool.

[twballgame9]

All Suck Team

All Transfer/Kicked Off/Left Early Team

PG-James Scoonie Penn
SG-Marquez Haynes / Ryan Sidney
SF-Rakim Sanders
PF- Shamari Spears
C- **** ********

Chris Herren picks guys like those out of his stool.

+10

[GlorytoBC]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

C Nate Doornekamp (team Canada)
F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

Figures you'd jump in, fucking loser. Oh and it was Jermain Watson, you assface.

Can you confirm or deny your husband will be interviewing at GT or NCST? Even he'd be an upgrade on Hewitt or Lowe.

Paul Hewitt must've stole your GF or something, because Al Skinner would not be an upgrade over him. Hewitt isn't a good coach, but at least he could recruit. Skinner is inept at both.

[twballgame9]

I think it's fair game. They were former players who are now long gone and are adults some are even pro (and I use the term lightly) players other's are probably in jail.

C Nate Doornekamp (team Canada)
F Andrew Bryant (known pistol whippee, UConn coed assaulter)
G Sydney (smoking a good career away)
F The counterfeiter
G Jerome Watson (his play was good but the thugs chasing him out of the second floor window of his apartment story puts him on the list)

Figures you'd jump in, fucking loser. Oh and it was Jermain Watson, you assface.

Can you confirm or deny your husband will be interviewing at GT or NCST? Even he'd be an upgrade on Hewitt or Lowe.

Paul Hewitt must've stole your GF or something, because Al Skinner would not be an upgrade over him. Hewitt isn't a good coach, but at least he could recruit. Skinner is inept at both.

Paul Hewitt would give a nut for Al Skinners record or former player list.

[branchinator]

Yes, I'm sure Hewitt would gladly trade in his NCAA Championship Game appearance for all of Skinners' Round of 32 trophies. As for players, Hewitt recruited the following players:

Chris Bosh
Jarrett Jack
Will Bynum
Anthony Morrow
Thaddeus Young
Javaris Crittenton
Gani Lawal
Derrick Favors