Official McNeese St. Thread

[BCEagle74]

Something has to be done about the toilets, at least bring them up to Port-O-Let standards

Chris V--

The Oracle of Fort Worth says that us BC Guys are used to heated terlets in our Hockey rink.

We are also very dainty in the southern regions and need soft dimpled Charmin.

Port-o-Potty? Really? 2011??? Hello????

I mean have you backwoods CAx's ever hear of renovation? Sorta like reconstruction after you Rebs got the same butt whuppin we are gonna give you when we get there?

Do you real realize our Hockey team is the defending National Champions? I didn't even know you Cowboys owned skates?

We rule College Hockey!!

I understand you are Champion debaters down there, so listen up you bunch of mensa heads, if we don't get a free tour of the Forrest Gump Museum and an exclusive 2 minute or less tour of all your many cultural centers, ---yo know craw dad fishing, shooting critters from the porch ----and all those sophisticated activities reserved for the upper crust of the South, then we will not be returning for the McNeese State World famous Spring Cotillion and Gator Wrestling at JoBob's BBQ and Swamp Park.

I say we win in overtime. We just love extending our warm welcome! You guys can't skate with us!

Cowboys on skates...please!

PS.

Walmart now sells toliet paper and other bathroom amenities now!

ENJOY!


That should extend the streak when approved.

[eepstein0]

Boston to Philly
Philly to Houston
Houston to Lake Charles

...have fun guys. If I were to go from DC:

DC to Greensboro
Greensboro to Nashville
Nashville to Houston
Houston to Lake Charles

...yea no thanks.

[bignick33]

Lake Charles terms itself the "festival capital of Louisiana." How could I possibly turn down an opportunity to travel there to see my beloved Eagles?

[eepstein0]

i'd fly to baton rouge and drive 2 hours or houston and drive 3 rather than dick around with the lake charles airport.

If you're going to the NIT, you're a more devoted fan that I am.

[bignick33]

i'd fly to baton rouge and drive 2 hours or houston and drive 3 rather than dick around with the lake charles airport.

Wait...you've been to Lake Charles, LA?

[eepstein0]

no to both.

if i was a costume wearing attention whore, i would take a direct flight and then drive the last portion rather than dealing with limited commuter flights between the major airport (or "major" in the case of baton rouge). that way you have more schedule flexibility. and i am not going to the NIT. i didn't drive the 90 minutes to the acc tournament, i'm certainly not wasting 2-3 days to go to sclsu

i've never been to lake charles but i've been to similar communities that operate as an ending point for one or two airlines through a hub that's a drivable distance away. i'll take the drivable distance hub any day of the week because you can get stuck in podunksville for DAYS with one minor snafu

BC's fans at the ACC Tournament were a complete joke. There were literally 15 people there on Thursday/Friday cheering for BC. There wasn't a ton of cheering on Friday.

[branchinator]

BC will never have any fans at the ACC Tournament. I would have gone but decided that my money would have been better spent going to watch BC in rural Louisiana.

[BCEagle74]

Sir Nick and Fellow Cowboys and Cowgirls --

Ambcoonassador, its Louisiana!!

There is a $1.5M salary from our $1.7B endowment with Health Coverage that includes pre-existing gunshot wounds and knife scar plastic surgery touch-ups and replacement teeth every few weeks.

An honorary degree from the BC Medical or Engineering School, (your choice), a free bowl of chowder for life daily at the Boston Union Oyster House, a year's supply of ammo from Cabela's, two dates named Daisy and of course her twin semi-identical sister Daisie for when you come to Boston, two tickets to BC Hockey game and a free suite at a BC football game.

Suite, that is a trailer without wheels.

You can only shoot small bird two hours before the game during tailgating and no live alligator grilling except if you are drinking beer and your wife is hot and nakid and dancing on the roof of your trailer.

You will also get to meet Barney FagFrank and if you have any shells left from the tailgating hunting exhibition, feel free to pop a few in his fat butt.

So from our little hamlet of liberal POS's -- or why I live in Fort Worth, Texas the cultural capital of the universe when I arrived ---- and I forget now ----

.... please bring your good set of extra Sunday teeth and send me your $5,000 fee for the Ambcoonassadoorship application and I shall make the hard tough choices and let you know who is our BC selection.

First Cowboy check who clears, has a distinct advantage, or hot single rich Victoria Secret model type who likes to bet the Ponies, both will definitely be in the gumbo mix!

As always, your new pal and confidant!

ENJOY!

74

[eepstein0]

BC will never have any fans at the ACC Tournament. I would have gone but decided that my money would have been better spent going to watch BC in rural Louisiana.

Which is absurd....it's a really good time.

[bignick33]

Sir Nick and Fellow Cowboys and Cowgirls --

Ambcoonassador, its Louisiana!!

There is a $1.5M salary from our $1.7B endowment with Health Coverage that includes pre-existing gunshot wounds and knife scar plastic surgery touch-ups and replacement teeth every few weeks.

An honorary degree from the BC Medical or Engineering School, (your choice), a free bowl of chowder for life daily at the Boston Union Oyster House, a year's supply of ammo from Cabela's, two dates named Daisy and of course her twin semi-identical sister Daisie for when you come to Boston, two tickets to BC Hockey game and a free suite at a BC football game.

Suite, that is a trailer without wheels.

You can only shoot small bird two hours before the game during tailgating and no live alligator grilling except if you are drinking beer and your wife is hot and nakid and dancing on the roof of your trailer.

You will also get to meet Barney FagFrank and if you have any shells left from the tailgating hunting exhibition, feel free to pop a few in his fat butt.

So from our little hamlet of liberal POS's -- or why I live in Fort Worth, Texas the cultural capital of the universe when I arrived ---- and I forget now ----

.... please bring your good set of extra Sunday teeth and send me your $5,000 fee for the Ambcoonassadoorship application and I shall make the hard tough choices and let you know who is our BC selection.

First Cowboy check who clears, has a distinct advantage, or hot single rich Victoria Secret model type who likes to bet the Ponies, both will definitely be in the gumbo mix!

As always, your new pal and confidant!

ENJOY!

74

You should probably cool it with the slurs, you old loon. The rest is comedy gold.

[BCEagle74]

Nick-

Every cajun I know refers to himself as 'I am a coonass from Lo'ana!"

Coonass, or Coon-ass, is used in reference to a person of Cajun ethnicity. It can be found on T-shirts, hats, and bumper stickers throughout Acadiana, the 22-parish Cajun homeland in south Louisiana.[1] The term is also used by some of Cajun descent in nearby east Texas.


--Cajun governor of Louisiana Edwin Edwards often used the word "coonass" in reference to himself and other Cajuns.

--While campaigning for President in Louisiana, Ronald Reagan once suggested his own appointment as an "honorary Cajun coonass."

---the Louisiana Air National Guard's acclaimed 159th Tactical Fighter Group referred to itself as the "Coonass Militia" until 1992.[5]

--University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban came under fire in early 2007 for using the term while speaking "off the record" to a reporter. Audio of the conversation was leaked onto the Internet before garnering mainstream media attention. [6]

--The term is used in a non-disparaging manner in the 1993 movie A Perfect World when Robert "Butch" Haynes (Kevin Costner) complains that he can't "find a good coonass waltz" on the radio.

---In the HBO series True Blood, Rene Lenier refers to himself as a Coonass when speaking to Sookie.

[bcfanbetweenthhedges]

heading to the game,two miles from my favorite casino

http://www.ldlcasino.com/home.aspx

Coonass cowboys meet the catholics with teeth

[auggiebc]

From: BCEagle74TX 9:54 am
To: Chris V. (go_mcneese04) (35 of 50)

12156.35 in reply to 12156.32

What takes so long to post my replies?

Did the mule stop going in circles and the electricity stop or are you Rebs still an hour behind and forgot to shift the sundial to milk the cows this weekend?"

Holy fuck.....I can't believe you're not banned yet. hahahahaha

[bcfanbetweenthhedges]

Front row across from BC bench 30$ two tickets

Connass Cowboys meet the Catholics with teeth

[eepstein0]

Front row across from BC bench 30$ two tickets

Connass Cowboys meet the Catholics with teeth

How far are you driving for that adventure?

[shockdoct]

BC will never have any fans at the ACC Tournament. I would have gone but decided that my money would have been better spent going to watch BC in rural Louisiana.

Which is absurd....it's a really good time.

My problem with the ACCT is that the atmosphere is rather boring. Due to the absurd rules on drinking, once your team is done everyone heads to the bars outside the stadium to watch and enjoy a few libations.

Can you imagine the Big East Tournament not selling beer during the games? They would have a small riot on their hands.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

From: BCHerbert 1:07 pm
To: ALL (1 of 2)
12161.1
Can someone kindly send me a link to the best rest stops in Louisiana? I left Rhode Island last night at 9pm and have a long journey ahead of me. Can't wait to meet some of you McNeese State folks at the game.

[BC '00]

From: BCHerbert 1:07 pm
To: ALL (1 of 2)
12161.1
Can someone kindly send me a link to the best rest stops in Louisiana? I left Rhode Island last night at 9pm and have a long journey ahead of me. Can't wait to meet some of you McNeese State folks at the game.

Best work yet by that particular Ali-Ass. By the way, what site is this discussion happening on?

[DavidGordonsFoot]

From: BCHerbert 1:07 pm
To: ALL (1 of 2)
12161.1
Can someone kindly send me a link to the best rest stops in Louisiana? I left Rhode Island last night at 9pm and have a long journey ahead of me. Can't wait to meet some of you McNeese State folks at the game.

Best work yet by that particular Ali-Ass. By the way, what site is this discussion happening on?

the one linked on the first page of this thread. it is not the most intuitive place to navigate. the threads appear in the left column, and the posts for each thread load in the center when you click on a thread.

[claver2010]

They must have no clue what hit them

Sir Nick and Fellow Cowboys and Cowgirls --

Ambcoonassador, its Louisiana!!

There is a $1.5M salary from our $1.7B endowment with Health Coverage that includes pre-existing gunshot wounds and knife scar plastic surgery touch-ups and replacement teeth every few weeks.

An honorary degree from the BC Medical or Engineering School, (your choice), a free bowl of chowder for life daily at the Boston Union Oyster House, a year's supply of ammo from Cabela's, two dates named Daisy and of course her twin semi-identical sister Daisie for when you come to Boston, two tickets to BC Hockey game and a free suite at a BC football game.

Suite, that is a trailer without wheels.

You can only shoot small bird two hours before the game during tailgating and no live alligator grilling except if you are drinking beer and your wife is hot and nakid and dancing on the roof of your trailer.

You will also get to meet Barney FagFrank and if you have any shells left from the tailgating hunting exhibition, feel free to pop a few in his fat butt.

So from our little hamlet of liberal POS's -- or why I live in Fort Worth, Texas the cultural capital of the universe when I arrived ---- and I forget now ----

.... please bring your good set of extra Sunday teeth and send me your $5,000 fee for the Ambcoonassadoorship application and I shall make the hard tough choices and let you know who is our BC selection.

First Cowboy check who clears, has a distinct advantage, or hot single rich Victoria Secret model type who likes to bet the Ponies, both will definitely be in the gumbo mix!

As always, your new pal and confidant!

ENJOY!

74

[bignick33]

Good God, Herbert. This could be very funny. Keep it up.

[BCEagle74]

I have to give the nod to Herbert on this one.

I had to put the call on mute.

Beauty.

[BCEagle74]

What a Lunar Module?

I think I had one once and the Doctor said bend over and one quick laser shot and it was gone.

You gotta be careful if you get blockage in the exit ramp.

I like rest stops with grits and sausage?

Any 5 star recommendations?

[bignick33]

It sucks that none of them have posted here, despite the numerous mentions of this site. They seem really pumped for this game (the opposite of us). Shocker, are you up to date accepting new member requests?

[cvilleagle]

It sucks that none of them have posted here, despite the numerous mentions of this site. They seem really pumped for this game (the opposite of us). Shocker, are you up to date accepting new member requests?

No new accounts registered since the 10th according to the member list.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

While they apparently struggled to sell tix all year, the McNeese board says the only tickets remaining are general admission. I wonder what percentage of the gate receipts the McNeese folks are slipping Gene D under the table.

[auggiebc]

I like these guys. They seem to have a sense of humor and aren't getting rattled with 74's rants.


From: msufancier 3:42 pm
To: ALL (58 of 60)

12156.58 in reply to 12156.47

If you BC folk fly in during the daylight hours and can see the ground, don`t get shaken by all the water you see, your pilot will find a place to set down between the puddles. We are known as the Sportsman`s Paradise (specifically waterfowl). Those flares off to the south will be Oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. If your not used to rich spicy food and overeating the best food ever to be put in your mouth, don`t forget your Pepto-Bismol

[claver2010]

If there's something that I hate more than boston accents, it's boston accents typed out on the intertubes:

However, most of our truck stops will have Catfish Couvillion and/or Gumbo with Andouille Sausage! Y'all aint gots dat up in Bahstahn....

And you won't be finding no Clam Chowdah nor Lohbstah n buttah sauce down here!

But agreed, they haven't banned 74 or Herbert yet so they get the in my book

[XQ11]

McNeese State fan here. We're all looking forward to hosting yall's team tomorrow. We haven't had a nationally televised game at home since before I went to school there, so we're obviously very excited.

Geaux Cowboys!

[BC923]

If there's something that I hate more than boston accents, it's boston accents typed out on the intertubes:

However, most of our truck stops will have Catfish Couvillion and/or Gumbo with Andouille Sausage! Y'all aint gots dat up in Bahstahn....

And you won't be finding no Clam Chowdah nor Lohbstah n buttah sauce down here!

But agreed, they haven't banned 74 or Herbert yet so they get the in my book

except for the Menino ali-ass. I like him.