angryty {l Wrote}:I believe that it is still illegal to marry BC Basketball--even in Massachusetts. I think when Massachusetts decided to let fags marry each other someone pointed out that it was a slippery slope and if you allowed a couple of fags to marry eventually it would lead to people marrying all sorts of things, like for example, BC Basketball. The proponents of gay marriage said "don't be silly, we would never allow that to happen."
Me, I have come to accept the fact that I will not be allowed to marry BC basketball or BC hockey--either of which I would happily abandon my wife and children for. I used to feel this way of BC football but then it got fat and boring. In any case, since the state has decided that I cannot marry either BC basketball or hockey I have come to accept that the best I can do is go away to Maui for a romantic weekend with them from time to time. I hope my wife does not find out. I would hate to have a repeat of the incident that occured with Courtney Thorne Smith, only this time with BC Basketball or Hockey. My wife still hasn't gotten over that one and I imagine it would be even worse if I got caught with BC Basketball or Hockey or both. I have worked too damn hard to lose half of everything I have made.
I respect all of you.
Wait you respect me now? This is good news. It is true I was a mediocre point guard but I am also mediocre to below avg at everything I do. Why would that be any different? How do you think I ended up at Backup College? I used to date a girl whose dad went to Gorton. I wonder if he knew your Great Uncle Pete.
and not amusing in the slightest. You're all 
