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I don't want to actually read this article: http://deadspin.com/5512845/villanova-p ... th-threats

can someone please read it for me and summarize it in one paragraph? If it's truly worth reading, can you not spoil the ending in your summary? Thanks!

Shit. That's what 74 is for.

Stokes was banging the snot out of Scotties Ho and they had a few fist fights before the tourney and during.

My source who told me that BC was buying out Skinner 2 sunday nights ago, was dead on.

Knocked up Ho's, brothers, more Obamacare to the rescue.