GlorytoBC {l Wrote}:BCEagles25 {l Wrote}:If this team can learn how to pass, we may not lose every game by 30. Nobody can pass, and nobody can catch. Heckmann's bounce passes scare his teammates, and the big guys have hands of stone. The guards lose their dribbles more often than not. The amount of turnovers tonight was scary, but not surprising... 9 freshman, and 2 sophomores who are not ACC-level players. We'll get better.
Clifford: Offensively, very aggressive. The moves he tried were very encouraging, and would make Josh Southern say "OH DAMN." However, he shys away from rebounds; sometimes he doesn't even look for them. Also, cannot handle passes.
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So Clifford lacks hands, y'know, one of the most IMPORTANT things for a big man to have, because you can teach a big man post moves, but you can't teach him to have hands. You either have it or you don't. (Cue for some retarded hands (and out of date) joke by TRE or angrychicken)
For the hoops weirdos:
GlorytoBC and Kato go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, Glory goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Kato, my hands are freezing!"
Kato says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch Glory goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
Kato says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, Glory goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Kato, my hands are really, really freezing!"
Kato looks at Glory and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"