We Need a New Forum For Kids under 22
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:38 pmYou know, a Board for when snot nosed kids start getting laid and too much pussy and a great blowjob and think they invented sex and the world.
One kid posted I knew Al Skinnerwhen i was 7.
7!
Fucking 7?
We need a romper room for these non-Teamster punks who know nothing about life and will never comprehend this next post.
If you are over 22, you can stay and witness the horror.
It was a beautiful clear crisp fall October day, but who gives a fuck about that, but all great stories start with the weather like the temperature controls psychotic behavior or assholes, but it was nice outside.
That cocksucker Castro was banging former Copa Cabana girls two at a time and doing rum shooters and eating big sammiches and smoking huge cigars...page ahead 50 years and nothing has changed except for Viagra.
That day, I experienced a life altering watershed and traumatizing disasterous event like no other person has ever experienced in life when I was also 7 under the threat of Russian missiles. The local White Plains Nike site had the first Missile Defense System to shoot down Russian nukes on ready... aim....
I faked illness that day and scootched down between my parents bed and the black and white Philco Commander ---Out of Fucking Focus---- Master 2000 with my huge long block of wood and number 1 pencil to keep innings score of the 7th game of the 1960 World Series.
Then that fat fuck cocksucker Bill Mazeroski ruined my life forever.
I guarantee you one thing. That statue they are gonna erect for him this year in Pittsburgh shall not last long.
74 has a new mission, a Holy Grail, a purpose, a new covenant, a new beginning, a spiritual awakening and like a bolt of energy from the gods of 'GET THE FUCK EVEN" --- and I shall destroy this heathen idol like Charleton Heston throwing the 12 Commandments down on the Golden Calf and I shall smite these Pirate motherfuckers and the earth shall open up and swallow every fucking Buc old and new and this current record losing bunch of morons shall be seen no more and drop into a lake of fire, shit, brimstone and low fat yogurt and be seen no more.
Okay, that was theraputic. Same time next week.
I think we need more sessions.
One kid posted I knew Al Skinnerwhen i was 7.
7!
Fucking 7?
We need a romper room for these non-Teamster punks who know nothing about life and will never comprehend this next post.
If you are over 22, you can stay and witness the horror.
It was a beautiful clear crisp fall October day, but who gives a fuck about that, but all great stories start with the weather like the temperature controls psychotic behavior or assholes, but it was nice outside.
That cocksucker Castro was banging former Copa Cabana girls two at a time and doing rum shooters and eating big sammiches and smoking huge cigars...page ahead 50 years and nothing has changed except for Viagra.
That day, I experienced a life altering watershed and traumatizing disasterous event like no other person has ever experienced in life when I was also 7 under the threat of Russian missiles. The local White Plains Nike site had the first Missile Defense System to shoot down Russian nukes on ready... aim....
I faked illness that day and scootched down between my parents bed and the black and white Philco Commander ---Out of Fucking Focus---- Master 2000 with my huge long block of wood and number 1 pencil to keep innings score of the 7th game of the 1960 World Series.
Then that fat fuck cocksucker Bill Mazeroski ruined my life forever.
I guarantee you one thing. That statue they are gonna erect for him this year in Pittsburgh shall not last long.
74 has a new mission, a Holy Grail, a purpose, a new covenant, a new beginning, a spiritual awakening and like a bolt of energy from the gods of 'GET THE FUCK EVEN" --- and I shall destroy this heathen idol like Charleton Heston throwing the 12 Commandments down on the Golden Calf and I shall smite these Pirate motherfuckers and the earth shall open up and swallow every fucking Buc old and new and this current record losing bunch of morons shall be seen no more and drop into a lake of fire, shit, brimstone and low fat yogurt and be seen no more.
Okay, that was theraputic. Same time next week.
I think we need more sessions.
