We Need a New Forum For Kids under 22

by **BCEagle74** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:38 pm

You know, a Board for when snot nosed kids start getting laid and too much pussy and a great blowjob and think they invented sex and the world.

One kid posted I knew Al Skinnerwhen i was 7.

7!

Fucking 7?

We need a romper room for these non-Teamster punks who know nothing about life and will never comprehend this next post.

If you are over 22, you can stay and witness the horror.

It was a beautiful clear crisp fall October day, but who gives a fuck about that, but all great stories start with the weather like the temperature controls psychotic behavior or assholes, but it was nice outside.

That cocksucker Castro was banging former Copa Cabana girls two at a time and doing rum shooters and eating big sammiches and smoking huge cigars...page ahead 50 years and nothing has changed except for Viagra.

That day, I experienced a life altering watershed and traumatizing disasterous event like no other person has ever experienced in life when I was also 7 under the threat of Russian missiles. The local White Plains Nike site had the first Missile Defense System to shoot down Russian nukes on ready... aim....

I faked illness that day and scootched down between my parents bed and the black and white Philco Commander ---Out of Fucking Focus---- Master 2000 with my huge long block of wood and number 1 pencil to keep innings score of the 7th game of the 1960 World Series.

Then that fat fuck cocksucker Bill Mazeroski ruined my life forever.

I guarantee you one thing. That statue they are gonna erect for him this year in Pittsburgh shall not last long.

74 has a new mission, a Holy Grail, a purpose, a new covenant, a new beginning, a spiritual awakening and like a bolt of energy from the gods of 'GET THE FUCK EVEN" --- and I shall destroy this heathen idol like Charleton Heston throwing the 12 Commandments down on the Golden Calf and I shall smite these Pirate motherfuckers and the earth shall open up and swallow every fucking Buc old and new and this current record losing bunch of morons shall be seen no more and drop into a lake of fire, shit, brimstone and low fat yogurt and be seen no more.

Okay, that was theraputic. Same time next week.

I think we need more sessions.

by **angrychicken** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:41 pm

They had baseball in 1960?

by **BCEagle74** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:42 pm

Angry chicken_________________X.

That is one.

by **angrychicken** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:46 pm

What's a Philco Commander?

(I have a better line for "Philco Commander" but I'm censoring myself)

by **twballgame9** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:47 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:What's a Philco Commander?

(I have a better line for "Philco Commander" but I'm censoring myself)

Why start now?

by **angrychicken** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:49 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:What's a Philco Commander?

(I have a better line for "Philco Commander" but I'm censoring myself)

Why start now?

I don't know. Maybe because I didn't want to suggest that 74's mother used those types of toys.

by **BCEagle74** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:50 pm

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:Angry chicken_________________XX.

2BG9______________X

That is one.

Keep digging your own graves...I can find you. Just like that asshole movie the English Patient.

I always wanted to nail that Kristen Scott Thomas.

by **angrychicken** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:51 pm

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:Angry chicken_________________XX.

2BG9______________X

That is one.

Keep digging your own raves...I can find you. Just like that asshole movie the English Patient.

I always wanted to nail that Kristen Scott Thomas.

I don't dig raves. Glowsticks give me headaches.

by **BCHerbert** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:53 pm

I second that, BCEagle74. I'll be kind enough to volunteer my services as board moderator for the 22 and under group.

by **BCEagle74** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:55 pm

BCHerbert {l Wrote}:I second that, BCEagle74. I'll be kind enough to volunteer my services as board moderator for the 22 and under group.

I guess you like to follow in the tradition of the old Jesuits. :shock:

by **BCEagle74** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:10 am

I say we hire Earl "The Pearl" Monroe.

He gave me a hit from his joint once in 1973 at a NYC club.

by **Endless Mike** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:40 pm

How about a new forum just for old guys who start the same thread a dozen times and respond to themselves 30 times in each thread? :whalepants

by **BCEagle74** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:43 pm

Endless Mike {l Wrote}:How about a new forum just for old guys who start the same thread a dozen times and respond to themselves 30 times in each thread?

What..I can't hear you...wait let me turn up my hearing aids...come again??

It ain't me with the reading comprehension deficiency.

We shall see..

by **Endless Mike** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:44 pm

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:How about a new forum just for old guys who start the same thread a dozen times and respond to themselves 30 times in each thread?

What..I can't hear you...wait let me turn up my hearing aids...come again??

It ain't me with the reading comprehension deficiency.

We shall see..

You're missing naptime!

by **BCEagle74** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:49 pm

campion {l Wrote}:
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:I say we hire Earl "The Pearl" Monroe.

He gave me a hit from his joint once in 1973 at a NYC club.

You sucked on Earl the Pearl's joint? Kinsey said that lots of straight guys try it once... or twice.

Marijuana joint... I did see Walt Frazier drunk and fall out of his Rolls on East 63rd once.

He was not driving but his long fur coat got fucked up.

I have never sucked a cock in my life and I bet 99% of the guys here can say the same.

But if you did, they know about you Camper...you abused these homofags!

That is disgustiad!!!!!!!!!!!..........and the faghomo's yap like little drama queen bitch girls until you can drive them away from the straight and bi girls they hang out with who you wanan go after... you can't tell them to get the fuck outta here since the girls you wanna fuck love these shoe shoppoing yenta bitches cock chuggers and bend over queens..

Shame on you or anyone..these little guy twats thrive on drama and analonoymous tools up and in.

by **BCEagle74** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:49 pm

Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:How about a new forum just for old guys who start the same thread a dozen times and respond to themselves 30 times in each thread?

What..I can't hear you...wait let me turn up my hearing aids...come again??

It ain't me with the reading comprehension deficiency.

We shall see..

You're missing naptime!

Not for 30 minutes so there.

by **b0mberMan** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:51 pm

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:How about a new forum just for old guys who start the same thread a dozen times and respond to themselves 30 times in each thread?

What..I can't hear you...wait let me turn up my hearing aids...come again??

It ain't me with the reading comprehension deficiency.

We shall see..

You're missing naptime!

Not for 30 minutes so there.

naptime at 4:20 Central? Isn't that cutting it a little close to dinnertime, 74?

by **angrychicken** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:52 pm

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:How about a new forum just for old guys who start the same thread a dozen times and respond to themselves 30 times in each thread?

What..I can't hear you...wait let me turn up my hearing aids...come again??

It ain't me with the reading comprehension deficiency.

We shall see..

You're missing naptime!

Not for 30 minutes so there.

naptime at 4:20 Central? Isn't that cutting it a little close to dinnertime, 74?

He'll miss the early bird.

by **BCEagle74** on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:02 pm

I wake up ready for the Early bird special.

I am not to proud to eat at 530PM and Poop at 530AM.

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