Patriots Weirdos

[twballgame9]

Utterly meaningless signing. If he's on the team Labor Day, he's playing TE.

Since there is a mini trend in the league to utilize mobile qb's in a read offense, I'm surmising Bill simply wants him running the opposing offense in practice to give the D a taste of that style of offense in weeks leading up to those matchups. If it is otherwise, then it's simply fucking stupid, and Tebow shouldn't last long.

Maybe BB just wants him to distract the media's attention from the rest of the team? I am not a Tebow hater.

I don't hate the guy, I just think he is a really bad high school QB.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

that loves jebus and hates bagina

[cvilleagle]

As a Bills fan, I am elated that the Pats signed Tebow, but disappointed that the Pats will probably still beat us twice this year.

After all, our big time QB pickup this year is only slightly better than Tebow.

[twballgame9]

I think opposing fans being elated about the Pats picking up a third string QB that they will likely cut because he is somehow going to have an effect on the team carrying the second team clipboard to be hysterically funny. If the Pats did this only for my amusement, that is enough.

[pick6pedro]

Bill wants to absorb his extensive knowledge of the Jets and Broncos, duh. Through osmosis of course.

[EagleDave]

I forget who it was that mentioned it, but the obvious reasoning behind this is Belichick doing a solid for his buddy Urban Meyer. Belichick signs Tebow for no guaranteed money, so there's no risk, but Tebow gets a chance to show if he's improved in any way shape or form so that he'll either get picked up by the Pats for the year or intrigue another team.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I forget who it was that mentioned it, but the obvious reasoning behind this is Belichick doing a solid for his buddy Urban Meyer. Belichick signs Tebow for no guaranteed money, so there's no risk, but Tebow gets a chance to show if he's improved in any way shape or form so that he'll either get picked up by the Pats for the year or intrigue another team.

or suck like an altar boy and get sent to the iowa barnstormers

[hansen]

Bill wants to absorb his extensive knowledge of the Jets and Broncos, duh. Through osmosis of course.

I think Bill wants to get some new untouched strange. Surely there must be chicks in Tebow's entourage that fill this requirement.

[Endless Mike]

So did Aaron Hernandez ice some dude or what?

[DavidGordonsFoot]

So did Aaron Hernandez ice some dude or what?

The dude that got iced is Hernadez's girlfriend's sister's boyfriend/ex-boyfriend. Did I get that right?

To answer your question, probably not.

[cvilleagle]

Yes. This is why they signed Tebow - to replace Hernandez, who will soon be doing hard time.

[b0mberMan]

So did Aaron Hernandez ice some dude or what?

Either Tebow is moving up the depth chart, or Hernandez killed Tebow (1985-2013).

[Endless Mike]

If Tebow (Praise be upon Him) is dead, will he ride Barbaro in Heaven? Is it too soon for Barbaro jokes after NewYorkCanesEagles ruined them?

[cvilleagle]

I think he will ride Declan Sullivan in heaven.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

i assume all his fake jebus stuff will wind him up somewhere other than in barbaro's neck of the woods...

[HJS]

He was a member of the semi-Pro team called the Boston Bandits. Weren't their some posters who played in that league?

[HJS]

BTW... according to WBZ, Hernandez has NOT been ruled out as a possible suspect. WBZ sources also claim that he has thus far not been cooperating.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/06/19/p ... co=cfd-1.0

#BeADude
http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/colleges ... reat-coach

[gallopingghost]

Sounds like Hernandez needs a lawyer.

[Endless Mike]

Sounds like Hernandez needs a lawyer Legal Zoom.

Fixed.

[flyingelvii]

Which is the answer to the non-cooperating part.

And ESPN says he is cooperating. Hooray reporting integrity!

[HJS]

I don't know if he did it or not... but, the fact that he settled a lawsuit 5 days ago against someone he supposedly shot in the face, makes me believe that Hernandez or an acquaitence thereof was involved.

[Reverend Mike]

I don't know if he did it or not... but, the fact that he settled a lawsuit 5 days ago against someone he supposedly shot in the face, makes me believe that Hernandez or an acquaitence thereof was involved.

Jesus christ HJS, you shoot ONE GUY in the face and suddenly you're "the guy who shoots people"?!

[NotoriousOrange]

I don't know if he did it or not... but, the fact that he settled a lawsuit 5 days ago against someone he supposedly shot in the face, makes me believe that Hernandez or an acquaitence thereof was involved.

Jesus christ HJS, you shoot ONE GUY in the face and suddenly you're "the guy who shoots people"?!

Sounds like a clear case of profiling to me

[NotoriousOrange]

Latest and most detailed reporting so far http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/226387 ... a-homicide

[flyingelvii]

I don't know if he did it or not... but, the fact that he settled a lawsuit 5 days ago against someone he supposedly shot in the face, makes me believe that Hernandez or an acquaitence thereof was involved.

The case was dismissed not settled.

[b0mberMan]

Fox 25 has their news copter tracking hernandez's moves today. Watch it circle Gillette's parking lot live here:

http://www.myfoxboston.com/category/246 ... livestream

[Endless Mike]

I don't know if he did it or not... but, the fact that he settled a lawsuit 5 days ago against someone he supposedly shot in the face, makes me believe that Hernandez or an acquaitence thereof was involved.

The case was dismissed not settled.

"Case desmithed ool! Erin Errandes, you is free to get you tattoos and catch you balls llo."

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I don't know if he did it or not... but, the fact that he settled a lawsuit 5 days ago against someone he supposedly shot in the face, makes me believe that Hernandez or an acquaitence thereof was involved.

The case was dismissed not settled.

"Case desmithed ool! Aden Errandes, you is free to get you tattoos and catch you balls llo."

"drive you rental cars and shoot you guns" would have worked better here

[twballgame9]

Hernadez would have been okay if he had shot at Crawford's glove hand.

[HJS]

Latest and most detailed reporting so far http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/226387 ... a-homicide

If that source is remotely accurate, Hernandez is screwed. Drove the car with 2 others as passengers to Boston and picked up the victim. At the end of the evening, drove it home with only the same 2 other passengers getting out. Motive: drug-related dispute involving mariijuana.