Patriots Weirdos

[twballgame9]

Steelers now accusing the Patriots of unfairly shifting their d line to cause a false start. It's gonna be a long long season of whining. Belichick is so in everyone else's heads it's not even funny.

I'm pretty sure the Steelers read this shift correctly and exploited it for their first TD. They're just mad that their OL couldn't sit still on this one.

Teams do this shit all the time. It's stock footage in any film about college football. And the Steelers absolutely took advantage on the TD

http://host.madison.com/sports/college/football/badgers-football-pre-snap-shifts-give-defensive-line-the-upper/article_2d3c3371-706e-52a3-b9c3-c79e28c5ace3.html

[eagle9903]

Steelers now accusing the Patriots of unfairly shifting their d line to cause a false start. It's gonna be a long long season of whining. Belichick is so in everyone else's heads it's not even funny.

I'm pretty sure the Steelers read this shift correctly and exploited it for their first TD. They're just mad that their OL couldn't sit still on this one.

Teams do this shit all the time. It's stock footage in any film about college football. And the Steelers absolutely took advantage on the TD

http://host.madison.com/sports/college/football/badgers-football-pre-snap-shifts-give-defensive-line-the-upper/article_2d3c3371-706e-52a3-b9c3-c79e28c5ace3.html

Ghost could have handled this one probably, unless his spinning bowtie went off early.

[twballgame9]

This is borderline ineffective trolling. I'll let ghost take over.

If you're focused on the borderline part of it, you're already an idiot.

Trust me, I did not mistake you for an open carry kind of guy

[Snooks Kelly]

Steelers now accusing the Patriots of unfairly shifting their d line to cause a false start. It's gonna be a long long season of whining. Belichick is so in everyone else's heads it's not even funny.

They are so getting into their heads it is hilarious.

“I thought that there was a rule against that,” Roethlisberger told reporters. “Maybe there’s not. Maybe it’s just an unwritten rule. … We saw it on film, that the Patriots do that. They shift and slide and do stuff on the goal line, knowing that it’s an itchy trigger finger-type down there.”

So Ben, when you saw it on film, did the refs throw a flag? You have been in the NFL for how long and you thought there was a rule against a shift? Or maybe an "unwritten rule"? What exactly is an unwritten rule?

Maybe Ben should spend less time raping women.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Steelers now accusing the Patriots of unfairly shifting their d line to cause a false start. It's gonna be a long long season of whining. Belichick is so in everyone else's heads it's not even funny.

I'm pretty sure the Steelers read this shift correctly and exploited it for their first TD. They're just mad that their OL couldn't sit still on this one.

Teams do this shit all the time. It's stock footage in any film about college football. And the Steelers absolutely took advantage on the TD

http://host.madison.com/sports/college/football/badgers-football-pre-snap-shifts-give-defensive-line-the-upper/article_2d3c3371-706e-52a3-b9c3-c79e28c5ace3.html

Ghost could have handled this one probably, unless his spinning bowtie went off early.

Great line.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/i ... triots-fan

How does someone on the field manage to kick someone in the stands? I have not been on the field at Gillette, but this would be next to impossible at Alumni.

[twballgame9]

Steelers now accusing the Patriots of unfairly shifting their d line to cause a false start. It's gonna be a long long season of whining. Belichick is so in everyone else's heads it's not even funny.

I'm pretty sure the Steelers read this shift correctly and exploited it for their first TD. They're just mad that their OL couldn't sit still on this one.

Teams do this shit all the time. It's stock footage in any film about college football. And the Steelers absolutely took advantage on the TD

http://host.madison.com/sports/college/football/badgers-football-pre-snap-shifts-give-defensive-line-the-upper/article_2d3c3371-706e-52a3-b9c3-c79e28c5ace3.html

Ghost could have handled this one probably, unless his spinning bowtie went off early.

Great line.

Yeah, credit where it is due, I laughed.

[b0mberMan]

Do I have to pull a BigPete and demand credit for the bow tie line?

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Do I have to pull a BigPete and demand credit for the bow tie line?

shut up lying hansen

[StratEagle]

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/13630481/pittsburgh-steelers-assistant-james-daniel-being-investigated-nfl-allegedly-assaulting-patriots-fan

How does someone on the field manage to kick someone in the stands? I have not been on the field at Gillette, but this would be next to impossible at Alumni.

How do you think we got away with so many battery-filled snowballs?

[twballgame9]

Do I have to pull a BigPete and demand credit for the bow tie line?

I think BP would simply take credit, but demand satisfaction.

[b0mberMan]

Do I have to pull a BigPete and demand credit for the bow tie line?

Eat a dick

[eagle9903]

Shut up pantless liar

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=225&p=3113#p3113

[b0mberMan]

Shut up pantless liar

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=225&p=3113#p3113

Now this is trolling

[twballgame9]

Shut up pantless liar

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=225&p=3113#p3113

Philly Intern, this is some of your best work.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Shut up pantless liar

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=225&p=3113#p3113

Now this is trolling

i only wish he asked for help from a golden name to make that edit without it leaving behind the trail that it was edited. maybe that's just me, though

[twballgame9]

Shut up pantless liar

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=225&p=3113#p3113

Now this is trolling

i only wish he asked for help from a golden name to make that edit without it leaving behind the trail that it was edited. maybe that's just me, though

I prefer that we actually got to see the joke this decade. The joke that I keep in the front of my pants.

[b0mberMan]

Shut up pantless liar

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=225&p=3113#p3113

Now this is trolling

i only wish he asked for help from a golden name to make that edit without it leaving behind the trail that it was edited. maybe that's just me, though

I thought about pulling some counter shenanigans but 1) I was on my phone and its too damn hard to navigate and 2) it deserves to stand

[gallopingghost]

As I see it there have been three distinct eras of Patriots cheating

1) The Early years - No one said anything, the NFL didn't really care.
2) 2007-2014 the Middle - teams like the Jets cared but no one else particularly did because the NFL quashed the complaints.
3) 2014-on Now - The NFL got mad very visibly and fucked the whole thing up. The Pats played it out in Court and in the court of public opinion. This has opened the flood gates to ownership of the other 31 teams taking it outside. There will be a ton of bitching. It should be fun.

OK I guess this is how it is going to work this season. Play like shit, miss field goals, call moronic trick plays while you’re marching down the field with ease, have your wide open players catch balls in the end zone with a foot out of bounds, fall for “illegal” plays that you’d watched on film and should have expected, and forget to cover that guy Rob Gronkowski… but blame everything on headsets. Boom, you’ve started a national outrage because everyone hates the Patriots.

Sooner or later this strategy will get old and then what will you do? It is going to be a long season for you, and you will not be happy.

You would be better off just killing yourself now and sparing yourself a season of agony and frustration.

Thanks in advance.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

As I see it there have been three distinct eras of Patriots cheating

1) The Early years - No one said anything, the NFL didn't really care.
2) 2007-2014 the Middle - teams like the Jets cared but no one else particularly did because the NFL quashed the complaints.
3) 2014-on Now - The NFL got mad very visibly and fucked the whole thing up. The Pats played it out in Court and in the court of public opinion. This has opened the flood gates to ownership of the other 31 teams taking it outside. There will be a ton of bitching. It should be fun.

OK I guess this is how it is going to work this season. Play like shit, miss field goals, call moronic trick plays while you’re marching down the field with ease, have your wide open players catch balls in the end zone with a foot out of bounds, fall for “illegal” plays that you’d watched on film and should have expected, and forget to cover that guy Rob Gronkowski… but blame everything on headsets. Boom, you’ve started a national outrage because everyone hates the Patriots.

Sooner or later this strategy will get old and then what will you do? It is going to be a long season for you, and you will not be happy.

You would be better off just killing yourself now and sparing yourself a season of agony and frustration.

Thanks in advance.

Come sniff my boutineer.

[twballgame9]

As I see it there have been three distinct eras of Patriots cheating

1) The Early years - No one said anything, the NFL didn't really care.
2) 2007-2014 the Middle - teams like the Jets cared but no one else particularly did because the NFL quashed the complaints.
3) 2014-on Now - The NFL got mad very visibly and fucked the whole thing up. The Pats played it out in Court and in the court of public opinion. This has opened the flood gates to ownership of the other 31 teams taking it outside. There will be a ton of bitching. It should be fun.

OK I guess this is how it is going to work this season. Play like shit, miss field goals, call moronic trick plays while you’re marching down the field with ease, have your wide open players catch balls in the end zone with a foot out of bounds, fall for “illegal” plays that you’d watched on film and should have expected, and forget to cover that guy Rob Gronkowski… but blame everything on headsets. Boom, you’ve started a national outrage because everyone hates the Patriots.

Sooner or later this strategy will get old and then what will you do? It is going to be a long season for you, and you will not be happy.

You would be better off just killing yourself now and sparing yourself a season of agony and frustration.

Thanks in advance.

I told you ghost could handle it.

[eagle9903]

As I see it there have been three distinct eras of Patriots cheating

1) The Early years - No one said anything, the NFL didn't really care.
2) 2007-2014 the Middle - teams like the Jets cared but no one else particularly did because the NFL quashed the complaints.
3) 2014-on Now - The NFL got mad very visibly and fucked the whole thing up. The Pats played it out in Court and in the court of public opinion. This has opened the flood gates to ownership of the other 31 teams taking it outside. There will be a ton of bitching. It should be fun.

OK I guess this is how it is going to work this season. Play like shit, miss field goals, call moronic trick plays while you’re marching down the field with ease, have your wide open players catch balls in the end zone with a foot out of bounds, fall for “illegal” plays that you’d watched on film and should have expected, and forget to cover that guy Rob Gronkowski… but blame everything on headsets. Boom, you’ve started a national outrage because everyone hates the Patriots.

Sooner or later this strategy will get old and then what will you do? It is going to be a long season for you, and you will not be happy.

You would be better off just killing yourself now and sparing yourself a season of agony and frustration.

Thanks in advance.

I told you ghost could handle it.

Ha, that was an absolutely terrible post. It was like a Hansen imitation of dick/ty or bigpete. However, I can see you enjoying the flapping dickey routine so I understand your confusion.

[twballgame9]

As I see it there have been three distinct eras of Patriots cheating

1) The Early years - No one said anything, the NFL didn't really care.
2) 2007-2014 the Middle - teams like the Jets cared but no one else particularly did because the NFL quashed the complaints.
3) 2014-on Now - The NFL got mad very visibly and fucked the whole thing up. The Pats played it out in Court and in the court of public opinion. This has opened the flood gates to ownership of the other 31 teams taking it outside. There will be a ton of bitching. It should be fun.

OK I guess this is how it is going to work this season. Play like shit, miss field goals, call moronic trick plays while you’re marching down the field with ease, have your wide open players catch balls in the end zone with a foot out of bounds, fall for “illegal” plays that you’d watched on film and should have expected, and forget to cover that guy Rob Gronkowski… but blame everything on headsets. Boom, you’ve started a national outrage because everyone hates the Patriots.

Sooner or later this strategy will get old and then what will you do? It is going to be a long season for you, and you will not be happy.

You would be better off just killing yourself now and sparing yourself a season of agony and frustration.

Thanks in advance.

I told you ghost could handle it.

Ha, that was an absolutely terrible post. It was like a Hansen imitation of dick/ty or bigpete. However, I can see you enjoying the flapping dickey routine so I understand your confusion.

No confusion. Irony. Ask bomber.

[DomingoOrtiz]

Refs doing their part to help the Giants today.

[flyingelvii]

The bigger problem is they have a center playing RT.

[EagleDave]

Pats have had a comical amount of injuries this season. The Giants should have blown their doors off except for the fact that the Giants are bad at football.

[31southst]

Yup, Pats were the only team dealing with injuries that game.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Pats have had a comical amount of injuries this season. The Giants should have blown their doors off except for the fact that the Giants are bad at football.

This is an uninformed post and you should feel dumb for posting it.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Pats have had a comical amount of injuries this season. The Giants should have blown their doors off except for the fact that the Giants are bad at football.

This is an uninformed post and you should feel dumb for posting it.

thanks for beating me to it, lbl

p and s, the giants still piss me off (but less so because +9.5 is more than1)

[twballgame9]

Actually impressed with how well the Giants played defense last night given they were dead effing last. Which is not surprising since not even Giants fans can name anyone on that defense.

Felt bad for Herzlich, who got absolutely lit up on the punt return by Amendola.