Trying to find the link but I believe these are from the Barnstable Daily Reporter:
In response to why his team seems to only play one good half:
"Geno only pay me to coach one half."
Coach Dickweed what were you doing until late in the 4th quarter?
"I was making a gravy for Saturday night a 15 point lead is insurmountable, no?!"
Final thoughts:
"I just wanta makea the pizza. Geno makea me coach the team."