The police asked me if it was true that I slept with fellow female EagleOutsider posters, DixieEagle74, Jane of Laws74, Kimmie Basinger MD and Diedre BCDee.
I said, with tears in my eyes, "I hope so!"
I was then escorted out of the station and forced to write checks to all 4.
Disgraciad.
I can't even tell the truth anymore.