Florida State Travels Well

[hansen]

There are two types of FSU fans. Those that are affiliated with FSU in some way, and posers who started rooting for FSU in the 90s because they were good. One of those two groups doesn't deserve much respect and doesn't garner high expectations.

I split 10 years between Atlanta and South Florida. This sounds more like fans of "The U" than FSU. Canes fans are pure scum. UF fans are obnoxious and unload sperm in their pants when the word "Tebow" is mentioned, but then again they have every right these days. UGA, Bama, and Auburn fans were in a different mold. Perhaps "obnoxious rednecks" sums it up. The SEC ruled the world and The South was on the verge of winning The Civil War.

there was no civil war... it was a war of northern aggression.

[pick6pedro]

FYI you can order a Herzy shirt online at http://www.bcbookstore.com and choose "Pickup at Hillside" as shipping. No need to worry about shipping and it will be a quick transaction the day of the game.

Sah-weet. Except I just ordered and it says it's on back order under Order Details. Does that mean when I show up at Hillside requesting my shirt that I'll be turned away with my dick in my hand? If so, I may have to pull a Scafe and tack on 15 yards to that bitch.

You'll actually probably be arrested if you walk into Hillsides waving your genitals.

Wouldn't be the first time. Unfortunately for the Hillside patrons who were yearning to see my junk, I received a follow-up e-mail just now that said it is ready for pickup. Now all I need is a gold colostomy bag.