FSU GAMEDAY LIMERICKS

[BCEagle74]

Bowden is old and fucking senile
His man pampers have a huge wet pile
His playcaller is obese Jumbo
BC's plays are called worse with Dumbo
Maybe BC will blitz once in a while?

9-9-9-9-9

Jane, Dixie, Tre and 9 show me what you got?

[dixieagle]

Bowden is old and fucking senile
His man pampers have a huge wet pile
His playcaller is obese Jumbo
BC's plays are called worse with Dumbo
Maybe BC will blitz once in a while?

9-9-9-9-9

Jane, Dixeie, Tre and 9 show me what you got?

This will take a little while...you've set quite a standard here. Back at ya in a day or two.

[BCEagle74]

I own the A&S School Graduates.

They all are disbarred lawyers, cheats, pimps, losers, parolees, gamblers, politicians, drunks, wife beaters, poofers, childmolesters, sex perverts, cross-dressers, drug addicts and did I mention Puscadores..

I have taken off my cute lace gloves, (hey I have sensitive skin), and thrown down the gauntlet of the Fulton High Legends of how to fuck up your life with a stupid business major instead of marrying rich and being a golf shop clerk from 10-12 and then shooting 18 and banging horney divorcees.

Let it rip Ladies and Gents!

[dixieagle]

After much wasted time and consulting of rhyming dictionaries, here we go:

Our defense last week was the pits
The Eagles must show they can blitz
No lead will they squander
They’ll squash Christian Ponder
Making Bobby say “I call it quits!”

[hansen]

Its our contention that everyone oughta
hit the Dustbowl to play Harry Potter
Fuck Corso and Dimwitch
join the queers here for Quidwitch
and your son can dress just like your daughter.

we have a winner!

[BCEagle74]

Camper has the lead and made me look stupid....ok, stupider...

[BCEagle74]

Dix has the football content lead.

You guys are being owned by Class of 74 (Dixie) and 80.

Younger generation be fools.

[BCEagle74]

Dix has the football content lead.

You guys are being owned by Class of 74 (Dixie) and 80.

Younger generation be fools.

limericks are meant for thursdays. any crowning of winners prior to that is similar to labelling nd the recruiting winner (prior to all the rutgres votes being tallied)

Duly noted.

[twballgame9]

There once was an old guy past his prime,
Who undermined poems that were sublime,
No you can't have your way,
So wait until Thursday,
Its a crime when you rhyme out of time.

[twballgame9]

There once was an old guy past his prime,
Who undermined poems that were sublime,
No you can't have your way,
So wait until Thursday,
Its a crime when you rhyme out of time.

Too many syllables there, Cincinnatus.

I'll fix it free of charge:

There was an old guy past his prime,
Who undermined all poems sublime,
No you can't have your way,
So wait 'til Thursday,
Its a crime when you rhyme out of time

9
9
6
6
9

WAS LEGAL. JUST SAYIN'.

[dixieagle]

Making Bobby say “I call it quits!”

"i have the shits" would also have been acceptable

That certainly occurred to me (LOTS of stuff occurred to me) but I must exhibit ladylike refinement; my kids might read this. I'll leave the really descriptive stuff to you young guys (and '74.)

[BCEagle74]

Making Bobby say “I call it quits!”

"i have the shits" would also have been acceptable

That certainly occurred to me (LOTS of stuff occurred to me) but I must exhibit ladylike refinement; my kids might read this. I'll leave the really descriptive stuff to you young guys (and '74.)

I have just spoken with your kids.

I did not know about you and Jane's wild antics back in the day.

I am ashamed. I was disgusted. You 2 were despicable hellions.

I am also crying since I was not able to participate.

[BCEagle74]

and what I am not young now too?

ouchie.

[dixieagle]

and what I am not young now too?

ouchie.

Eternally young at heart! Just like me.

[janebc]

I hope that when we play the 'Noles
Haden and Harris find lots of holes
And for accuracy
From David Shinskie
And Sid Viscious hits all his field goals

[BCEagle74]

Jane since you and DIxie were 74 classmates, plese relate to us some of your misadventures.

Leave my name out of your debaucherous and rowdy behavior, I have a reputation to uphold.

[janebc]

Never. Like everyone else, you can wait for the book.

[BCEagle74]

Never. Like everyone else, you can wait for the book.

Pictures?

[twballgame9]

There once was a 'backer named Herzlich,
Drew the raves from all, like the Dimwitch,
You wore 94,
You'll wear it some more,
'Cause you turned cancer into your bitch.

[twballgame9]

There once was a poet named Campion,
Who limericked like he was a champion,
Almost drowned by Boxty,
While he tickled her pea,
Next time he used a big tamp(-y)on

Not much rhymes with Campion, sorry.

[apbc12]

Bobby B. simply can't find the loo
He's too old to know quite what to do
So happily does he dance
And thanks Oops I Crapped My Pants
Because now he can coach while he poos

[twballgame9]

Its Thursday and Ballgame will be drinkin'
and by midnite he'll be back here all stinkin'
But there won't be any rants
if he's in somebody's pants
who in the morning says "What was I thinkin'"?

Oh, 5 stars.

[BCEagle74]

Its Thursday and Ballgame will be drinkin'
and by midnite he'll be back here all stinkin'
But there won't be any rants
if he's in somebody's pants
who in the morning says "What was I thinkin'"?

Limerick of the Year...touche...

The somebody better be a young hotshot lady lawyer.....just sayin as all.....

When are you going to get married and join the rest of us suffering bastards.

I look at TRE's stash of talent and say......that school girl yesterday, she had 9's number tatooed on her ass.

[kimmymd]

I wish I could go to Game Day,
And party the whole day away.
But I'm on call for trauma,
and IF there's no drama,
I'll at least be awake when they play.