limerick thursday - the deeks

[b0mberMan]

I'm going to be brutally frank
Last week our whole offense did stank
It seemed they regressed
and did not do their best
With plays called by a corspe named Tranq

[twballgame9]

My heart is not in it.

[Endless Mike]

TRE visits ghey socialites dot com
And posts cock pics with skill and aplomb
When a young Demon Deacon
Shone his cock like a beacon
TRE proclaimed "Riley's dick is DA BOMB!"

[1981Eagle]

There once was an AD named Gene
Who fired Jags cuz of his ween
He looked all round
No Toby could be found
So he hired Spaz in my bad dream

[DavidGordonsFoot]

The Clemson game stunk like a Yetti
Even worse than Addie's spaghetti
But Spaz won't hear us boo
When they kickoff at 2
Deep in thoughts of post-game anginetti.

[1981Eagle]

Deeks versus Eags is the name
Of the game bout to be played
If the Oline lays down
So the QB's get plowed
Then we will call Spaz so lame

[apbc12]

EndlessMike is right. You're terrible at everything. Although, to your credit, at least you didn't write two couplets this time.

[1981Eagle]

EndlessMike is right. You're terrible at everything. Although, to your credit, at least you didn't write two couplets this time.

I was in SOM, I don't even remember what a limerick is. EM never writes anything long enough to be criticised. 5 word blurbs usually busting on someone else's post or thread. Of course, he rarely man's up to start a thread or post anything that he thinks could be attacked. A pussie who's afraid he might get attacked if he actually posts anything that could result in some controversy or slap fight. The ultimate milquetoast like this guy.

[dixieagle]

The Deacons are coming to town
With a QB of email renown
Our offense was wet
A win we must get
Or Tranquill for sure is a clown

(Best I can do while remaining ladylike.)

[BCEagles25]

There once was a man named Riley Skinner
In his freshman year he was a winner
Posted his cock
Started some talk
Now he eats dick for dinner

[twballgame9]

Man these limericks are terrible.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Man these limericks are terrible.

If you knew what anginetti was, you'd realize mine is damn funny.

[b0mberMan]

Man these limericks are terrible.

No limerick, no Thursday night drunken rant from you. Have you packed it in already?

[twballgame9]

Man these limericks are terrible.

No limerick, no Thursday night drunken rant from you. Have you packed it in already?

Yeah, the thought of a team with 9-3 talent being coached to a 5-7 record is depressing. I might rally for a limerick, but after last Saturday, I am retiring the drunken rant for a while. Spaz doesn't deserve my efforts.

[b0mberMan]

Man these limericks are terrible.

No limerick, no Thursday night drunken rant from you. Have you packed it in already?

Yeah, the thought of a team with 9-3 talent being coached to a 5-7 record is depressing. I might rally for a limerick, but after last Saturday, I am retiring the drunken rant for a while. Spaz doesn't deserve my efforts.

I hope you found an appropriate outlet for your drunken rage last night.

[twballgame9]

These limericks are so fucking shitty,
Like the OLine, whose unis stay pretty,
When they do not block,
Yet continue to talk,
I pity the odd Walter Mitty.

Perhaps only campion will get this one.

[shockdoct]

Man these limericks are terrible.

No limerick, no Thursday night drunken rant from you. Have you packed it in already?

Yeah, the thought of a team with 9-3 talent being coached to a 5-7 record is depressing. I might rally for a limerick, but after last Saturday, I am retiring the drunken rant for a while. Spaz doesn't deserve my efforts.

This is a damn shame and yet another casualty of .

[Endless Mike]

EndlessMike is right. You're terrible at everything. Although, to your credit, at least you didn't write two couplets this time.

I was in SOM, I don't even remember what a limerick is. EM never writes anything long enough to be criticised. 5 word blurbs usually busting on someone else's post or thread. Of course, he rarely man's up to start a thread or post anything that he thinks could be attacked. A pussie who's afraid he might get attacked if he actually posts anything that could result in some controversy or slap fight. The ultimate milquetoast like this guy.

Well I was going to say your limericks are getting better, but forget it.

You even stink at making fun of people.

[twballgame9]

I knew I could count on you campion.

[kimmymd]

I just can't get into this rhyming.
Our offense just can't get it's timing.
We'll face all the Deeks
And not look like geeks
If in harmony the Eagles are chiming.
(I actually had this patient come in today, and that's pretty much how he looked when he was done)

[DavidGordonsFoot]

(I actually had this patient come in today, and that's pretty much how he looked when he was done)

I went to a wedding last weekend that was 25% doctors. You're all a bunch of drunks, and bad drunks at that.