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Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:42 pmby angrychicken
1981Eagle {l Wrote}:claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
If Jags would come back and right this ship, I will throw in another Gasson to buy him enough hookers to keep him happy for at least one day a week throughout the season. I want wins and I don't care who's chomping his knob.
I don't know if somebody slipped me a roofie, but I agree with you.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:43 pmby b0mberMan
angrychicken {l Wrote}:1981Eagle {l Wrote}:claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
If Jags would come back and right this ship, I will throw in another Gasson to buy him enough hookers to keep him happy for at least one day a week throughout the season. I want wins and I don't care who's chomping his knob.
I don't know if somebody slipped me a roofie, but I agree with you.
Hey baby... what are you doing tonight?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:53 pmby eaglefanhilbillyland
How is a db coach going to become offensive coord and fix the blocking scheme issues?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:55 pmby Snooptonydog
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:22 pmby DuchesneEast
Maybe we should move this to the boathouse.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:39 amby angryty
eaglefanhilbillyland {l Wrote}:How is a db coach going to become offensive coord and fix the blocking scheme issues?
Chimp can Coach any position out there and do it more effectively that the current collection of clowns we have coaching the offensive side of the ball. Dude won in Montreal. Dude won at UW-Whitewater. Sure, he occassionally goes beserk and rips someone's face off, but the chimp can coach.
And we better move on this fast. I have heard from two separate sources that Pete Carrol is considering hiring Coach Chimp to be his new OC after the Washington debacle and there are rumors that Coach Chimp is on John Swarbrick's interview list after Notre Dame fires Fat Charlie at the end of the year. There are persistent rumors that Lou Holtz was half chimp, so apparently the alumni at Notre Dame are completely comfortable with such a move.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:49 amby Onyx Blackman
Is Coach Chimp at all related to HomoJS' favorite chimp coach or is he a more advanced species?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:07 amby angryty
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:Is Coach Chimp at all related to HomoJS' favorite chimp coach or is he a more advanced species?
Grigorio is not a chimp. He is a rhesus monkey. A rhesus monkey is smarter than a lemur but much less sophisticated than a chimp. Chimp's think circles around rhesus monkeys.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:26 amby LawyersGunsnMoney
Aren't rhesus monkeys responsible for teh AIDS?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:29 amby BCEagle74
LawyersGunsnMoney {l Wrote}:Aren't rhesus monkeys responsible for teh AIDS?
I always liked Reese Witherspoon.
She just got re-married again?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:56 amby DavidGordonsFoot
74 what happened to your sig?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:05 pmby BCEagle74
DGF---
Reading it even made me sick.
How the fuck did Spaz not walk over and bash Topo' skull in???
TWO FUCKING YARDS! down by 19 and hen they score and the brain dead Fredo greasball doesn't go for 2 and can't add 8+8+3 = 19
Even if the dago missed....not a problemm.. you still have 6+7+7 = 20
What 2 fucking tofu fucking meatball brained idiots we have in Luigi and Topo.
You want a great laugh?
Go to youtube and search Topo Gigio sings Funiculli Funiculla on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1965, or way before your time.
Tell me---this is Gary Traquill in another life..
Looks like the mouse too.
I hate these guys.
They better start Shins or MP.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:07 pmby DavidGordonsFoot
If USC picks up Coach Chimp out from under us, any chance we can dig up the Carvel-loving Yankee fan chimp the po-lice murdered in CT and talk him into the job? We can pay him in flying saucers.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:06 amby angryty
The problem with digging up the dead chimp is that it is that it is expensive to re-animate a dead chimp--particualrly one that has been riddled with 9mm slugs. I suppose that the stench of his rotting carcas might serve as a good motivator, but it would be hard for him to select plays off the play chart because, of course, he is dead.
In the very likely event that Gene D sleeps on Coach Chimp and he ends up on the Trojans' staff (no double entendre intended), I think we will go with the team of lemurs and the blue tab, green tab, yellow tab system of play selection.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:55 pmby Endless Mike
There was a chicken on the Howard Stern show that used to compete on the weekly NFL pick-em. She beat a Klansman and Gary the Retard. I'm not sure if the chicken followed Stern to Sirius but if she's available and hasn't been eaten yet, BC should give her a call. That chicken knows football.
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:16 pmby angrychicken
Endless Mike {l Wrote}: She beat a Klansman and Gary the Retard.
This Gary the Retard?
Re: Heard a rumor from someone in the know
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:33 pmby hansen
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Endless Mike {l Wrote}: She beat a Klansman and Gary the Retard.
This Gary the Retard?
