angryty {l Wrote}:Gene is getting a lot of heat and Coach Chimp may be a mid-season hire as offensive coordinator. The true fans on this site will remember how he came in and helped improve Petercuskie's awful special teams before he lost it one day and beat Coach Swepson within an inch of his life with a the plastic sword from Handsome and Tough's Halloween pirate costume. Anyway, after Gene D canned him, he apparently went and took over the QB coaching position with the Montreal Allouettes, helping lead them to a couple of Grey Cup losses before he was fired for ripping the face off of a cashier at a Tim Horton's in Verdun, PQ. Becausee of his skills, he was quickly hired as the OC at Wisconsin-Whitewater before he was involved in a violent incident at a Sendik's Supermarket in Grafton, WI. There were rumors that Lane Kiffin was considering bringing him on the staff at Tennessee, but that apparently fell through and he has been doing color analyst work for the Ivy League Game of the Week on PBS. After watching this Saturday's performance, I do not see how he could do any worse.
angryty {l Wrote}:How quickly they forget the great Coach Chimp. That is part of the problem with BC Athletics whether it is Jagz or Coach Chimp. You have a coach who comes in and wants to win with every fiber of his being, prepares his players to win, and ruthlessly punishes failure and when Gene D runs him off for either interviewing with the Jets or beating Swepson within an inch of his life for trying to bogart a man's pack of Kools, we all forget what a great coach the man was--so utterly different then our current staff.
I have it on good authority that Coach Coward hated Coach Chimp because Coach Chimp made no secret of his contempt for Coach Coward by baring his teeth and making rasberry sounds whenevr Coward tried to start the coaches meeting.
angryty {l Wrote}:No! No! No! Are any of you real BC fans? You may remember back during the depths of Petercuskie's incompetent reign of terror, the Friends of the Program (FOP Tm Logi) postulated that a retired circus chimp could do a better job coaching the special teams and from their HQ in the big white house across Beacon Street from Alumni Stadium, went out and purchased said retired circus chimp from a chimp rescue shelter in Watertown, New York. They paid said chimp a carton of Kools, a case of Miller Hi-Life and a bushell of bananas per week, and sure enough, Coach Chimp was a tremendous improvement over Petercuskie (who was allowed to retain his title due to then-existing NCAA regulations that prevented sub-human primates from coaching).
NorthEndEagle {l Wrote}:cat hair pee fire
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:angryty {l Wrote}:No! No! No! Are any of you real BC fans? You may remember back during the depths of Petercuskie's incompetent reign of terror, the Friends of the Program (FOP Tm Logi) postulated that a retired circus chimp could do a better job coaching the special teams and from their HQ in the big white house across Beacon Street from Alumni Stadium, went out and purchased said retired circus chimp from a chimp rescue shelter in Watertown, New York. They paid said chimp a carton of Kools, a case of Miller Hi-Life and a bushell of bananas per week, and sure enough, Coach Chimp was a tremendous improvement over Petercuskie (who was allowed to retain his title due to then-existing NCAA regulations that prevented sub-human primates from coaching).
i do not remember this
claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
it was either northbeaconfavre or mr. awesome... i forget which specific douche that claimed to have an "inside guy" it was, but i'm fairly certain it was one of these. homojs jumped on it after the fact - but that would be like crediting me with "breaking" naked pictures of opposing qbs'
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:angrychicken {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
it was either northbeaconfavre or mr. awesome... i forget which specific douche that claimed to have an "inside guy" it was, but i'm fairly certain it was one of these. homojs jumped on it after the fact - but that would be like crediting me with "breaking" naked pictures of opposing qbs'
Mr. Awesome said it recently, but I forget who said it early in the year.
that was senor awesome
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:If this guy is an actual chimpanzee then he may have some good problem-solving skills.
mod6A {l Wrote}:it seems there is much we can learn from this Chimp, and perhaps other chimps.
angryty {l Wrote}:mod6A {l Wrote}:it seems there is much we can learn from this Chimp, and perhaps other chimps.
There were some behavioral scientists who did an experiment with this coaching staff back during Spring Practice in which they let the offensive coaching staff coach the first half but then disabled all of the communication devices and specifically instructed the players to disregard the called plays. The second half of the scrimmage the offense was coached by six lemurs who selected plays by stepping on a red, green or blue tab that represented a play off the play chart. At the end of the experiment, the lemurs had lead the offense to two scores versus no scores for the coaching staff. Lemurs are lower primates--they engage in little or no concious thought--but they are capabale of organizing sequences, understand basic arithmetic operations and select tools based on functional qualities (they also tend to rely on bubble screens more than I would like from an offensive philosophical standpoint, but I digress). With that said, a Chimp can think circles around a lemur so it is safe to say that putting a chimp in charge of the offense would lead to vast improvements in game-calling, play selection and in-game adjustments.
angrychicken {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:angrychicken {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
it was either northbeaconfavre or mr. awesome... i forget which specific douche that claimed to have an "inside guy" it was, but i'm fairly certain it was one of these. homojs jumped on it after the fact - but that would be like crediting me with "breaking" naked pictures of opposing qbs'
Mr. Awesome said it recently, but I forget who said it early in the year.
that was senor awesome
senor awesome was awesome.
NorthEndEagle {l Wrote}:cat hair pee fire
gallopingghost {l Wrote}:This is a bad idea. Just because a chimp can pick stocks better than 85% of mutual fund managers doesn't mean they can call plays better. People have been trying to portray chimps as cute cuddley types, such as in movies like Bedtime for Bonzo and that Clyde with Clint Eastwood (oops orangutan same diff) but they are really dirty, backstabbing, double dealing, POS creeps. I don't know why Darwin gives them so much credit.
NO CHIMPS, NO WAY!!
claver2010 {l Wrote}:BTW I forget who started the rumor on EI that Jags was sleeping around while he was here but I have heard from multiple people from BC outside of the athletic department that this was true.
I believe it was HomoJS, if it was you, I apologize for calling you a homo HomoJS.
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