Spaz Halftime Interview

[jersey01eagle]

For those that missed it, here is the text from the halftime interview:

Spaz, What do you gotta do offensively to get back in this game?

Well, we’ve gotta get a first down first, Mike. That’s the first thing we’ve gotta do. We’re a little flustered, we’ve got a little inexperienced group back there and it got to us a little bit. But, I think we’ll be alright. We’ve got coaches and we’ve got good players. We’ve gotta make a first down and we’ve gotta get on the board.

If there was a positive in the first half it was that your defense was able to keep them out of the end zone when they got down into the red zone.

Well, absolutely, this could have been real ugly, and it may get real ugly, but the defense held them out of the endzone and gave us a chance. If we could somehow come up with something right here maybe we could make a game of it.

[DuchesneEast]

Ok, what are people upset about?

[eagle1331]

Ok, what are people upset about?

"It may get real ugly"

Sounds like he's really giving the offense (and 'great coaches') his vote of confidence. Even saying maybe the D has lucked out with their performance.

[twballgame9]

It loses something when you can't see the fucking "My Mom just dies and my wife just left me and my team fucking sucks" look on his face.

[unblinkingeye]

It wasn't that bad. Some of you argue for argument's sake.

[bosa90]

It loses something when you can't see the fucking "My Mom just dies and my wife just left me and my team fucking sucks" look on his face.

Does anyone have the video?

[Endless Mike]

It wasn't that bad. Some of you argue for argument's sake.

Says the fake profile that comes here to argue.

[billyshelby]

If we could somehow come up with something right here maybe we could make a game of it.

Maybe I was in such shock that this didn't register. But this is almost worse than 'it could get real ugly.' A 16 point deficit means we have to score quickly to maybe have a chance to win? What would he say if we were down 8? We've got a mountain to climb but we just might have a shot?

[Endless Mike]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but I don't understand why they didn't go for 2 after the touchdown. Seemed like an obvious decision since they were down by 19 at the time and two touchdowns + an field goal is easier than three touchdowns.

[angrychicken]

jersey01eagle is a rabblerousing jerk. i bet he could tell us what they had for dinner at the merrymen's ball

there, i said it!

I bet his whole family is a bunch of homos.

[Endless Mike]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but I don't understand why they didn't go for 2 after the touchdown. Seemed like an obvious decision since they were down by 19 at the time and two touchdowns + an field goal is easier than three touchdowns.

do you have 74 on ignore or was this fastitiousness

Not on ignore, but I must have overlooked some of this posts expecting them to be more Greg Paulus manlove and Cleveland Browns criticisms. As always you miss some good stuff if you skim a 74 post and don't read it word for word.

[jersey01eagle]

jersey01eagle is a rabblerousing jerk. i bet he could tell us what they had for dinner at the merrymen's ball

there, i said it!

I bet his whole family is a bunch of homos.

I will not be drawn into your shenanigans, which I would prefer to enjoy from afar.

I guess I should have ended with, "He was just sayin'..."

[Eagledom]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but I don't understand why they didn't go for 2 after the touchdown. Seemed like an obvious decision since they were down by 19 at the time and two touchdowns + an field goal is easier than three touchdowns.

I was saying the same thing after the TD. There's no difference between 19-6 and 19-7. I guess the only thing that would stop you from going for two is if you are thinking they will probably get another FG in the next quarter and a half....so you would need 16 instead of 15 if you missed. But I think you still gotta go for 2 there.

[bosa90]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but I don't understand why they didn't go for 2 after the touchdown. Seemed like an obvious decision since they were down by 19 at the time and two touchdowns + an field goal is easier than three touchdowns.

do you have 74 on ignore or was this fastitiousness

Not on ignore, but I must have overlooked some of this posts expecting them to be more Greg Paulus manlove and Cleveland Browns criticisms. As always you miss some good stuff if you skim a 74 post and don't read it word for word.

Here's a little taste of what 74 thought:

I still can't believe that Spaz did not go for 2.

Even if you miss 1 2 pointer, you still need to get a TD to win 20-19 intead of the game tying FG.

SPAZ YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.

Who on that staff can't add or figure that out.

We need 2 -- 2 pointers or 3 TDS?

Miss one, no matter 19-6 --- 19-13 -- 20-19.

GOD DAMN IDIOCY!

[BCEagle74]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but I don't understand why they didn't go for 2 after the touchdown. Seemed like an obvious decision since they were down by 19 at the time and two touchdowns + an field goal is easier than three touchdowns.

do you have 74 on ignore or was this fastitiousness

Not on ignore, but I must have overlooked some of this posts expecting them to be more Greg Paulus manlove and Cleveland Browns criticisms. As always you miss some good stuff if you skim a 74 post and don't read it word for word.

Here's a little taste of what 74 thought:

I still can't believe that Spaz did not go for 2.

Even if you miss 1 2 pointer, you still need to get a TD to win 20-19 intead of the game tying FG.

SPAZ YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.

Who on that staff can't add or figure that out.

We need 2 -- 2 pointers or 3 TDS?

Miss one, no matter 19-6 --- 19-13 -- 20-19.

GOD DAMN IDIOCY!

Endless Mike will also be taken care of when 9 goes MIA.

Just like the day of Carlo's kid's baptism, I will atke care of all the family's business at once.

[Endless Mike]

I mean no disrespect. Sometimes I just get lost when a single post includes 3 different colors, 6 different font sizes, an intermission in which the Redhead interjects and hits you with the spatula, a story about being Mikhail Baryshnikov's wing man in NYC, and the entire Cleveland Browns 1957 starting lineup. Each post probably unlocks a secret about the Freemasons and predicts the winning lottery numbers, but there's just so much information to take in it's understandable that I miss a comment about going for 2 after a touchdown.

[buconvict]

It wasn't that bad. Some of you argue for argument's sake.

Says the fake profile that comes here to argue.

FAXCIAL

[BCEagle74]

I mean no disrespect. Sometimes I just get lost when a single post includes 3 different colors, 6 different font sizes, an intermission in which the Redhead interjects and hits you with the spatula, a story about being Mikhail Baryshnikov's wing man in NYC, -- I wasn't his wingman I tried to nail Jessica Lange before he came in that little pinko----- and the entire Cleveland Browns 1957 starting lineup. Each post probably unlocks a secret about the Freemasons and predicts the winning lottery numbers, but there's just so much information to take in it's understandable that I miss a comment about going for 2 after a touchdown.

Ok, except for the wingman deal, its accurate.

[hansen]

I mean no disrespect. Sometimes I just get lost when a single post includes 3 different colors, 6 different font sizes, an intermission in which the Redhead interjects and hits you with the spatula, a story about being Mikhail Baryshnikov's wing man in NYC, and the entire Cleveland Browns 1957 starting lineup. Each post probably unlocks a secret about the Freemasons and predicts the winning lottery numbers, but there's just so much information to take in it's understandable that I miss a comment about going for 2 after a touchdown.

i find that to best (and funniest) parts.

[DomingoOrtiz]

Wow! Just saw it for the first time and just puked on the dog. It should be pointed out (for those that have not seen it) that the interview took place while the teams were coming out for the 2nd half, not when they were going in; which makes it much worse!

[auggiebc]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but I don't understand why they didn't go for 2 after the touchdown. Seemed like an obvious decision since they were down by 19 at the time and two touchdowns + an field goal is easier than three touchdowns.

I don't have a problem with that. The rule of thumb says never go for 2 unless you have to.

I just can't warm up to Spaz ever since that halftime interview. Thank god it's not on youtube for his players to watch.

[talon]

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