dixieagle {l Wrote}:I'm just a longtime BC Fan (female, class of '74) who enjoys keeping up with all BC sports from afar (deep in SEC country.) I rarely, if ever, post, as most of you scare the hell out of me. I have posted one or two clean game-related limericks on the other board, putting the BC English degree to use, but I mostly lurk. As this is where the action has moved to, I'm here. Saves $$$.
I have been abused my whole life. My Redhead beats me as you well know. (Viciously and repeatedly)
You may be my true South as Jane is my true North. Jane had to get an emergency TRO but that was much ado about nothing since my repeated stalking was outside the 100 foot barrier and those 4,397 calls, the re-dial button was stuck.
I am mentally stable, employed, kind, courteous, sweet, wonderful, witty, charming, handsome and seeks married or single female for life fulfillment or betting ponies at the track.
Please send me your cash and cash equivalents total, and if married, if you husband has insurance, make it look like an accident so we can double down like in Vegas.
I typed this in special Class of 1974 typewriter onion paper ink so no one can read but you and Jane.
Just so you know, Jane is a little nuts so pay no attention to her rants about me and those past false felony convictions. My alleged fake divorce is pending since I am loading the wagon on the Redhead for pain and suffering, verbal and physical abuse, and the direct infliction of losing exacta selections.
Oh to be in Dixieland, or Dixieland's beach house with a TVG horse betting account. Do not be scared of me, but maybe some here belong in whack job village, (Just sayin as all).
I had a flu, rabies and distemper booster shots last week and if I take my meds, everything will be a storybook finish like a Stephen King novel!
Love 74!