Limerick Season Opener

[BCEagle74]

Big Balls bouncing off of OJ's chin
Tuggle or Shins, for OJ, a no win
BC Guys know its a sin
OJ is a TOB evil twin
His brain is the size of a fucking pin


Often, lines three and four have an extra syllable at their start. Variations on this theme include the substitution of the final foot of a line to the iamb, a two-syllable foot with the accent on the second. Further substitution in this way can result in the maximum syllable count of

9 syllables pause 3 1. da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
2. 9 syllables pause 3 2. da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
3. 6/7 syllables no pause 3. (da) da-da-daah da-da-daah
4. 6/7 syllables no pause 4. (da) da-da-daah da-da-daah
5. 9 syllables pause 3 5. da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah

being reduced to a minimum of

1.7 syllables pause 5 1. da-dah da-da-dah da-daah
2. 7 syllables pause 5 2. da-dah da-da-dah da-daah
3. 4 syllables pause 2 3. da-da da-daah
4. 4 syllables pause 2 4. da-da da-daah
5. 7 syllables pause 5 5. da-dah da-da-dah da-daa

[shockdoct]

While I no longer have the ability to edit 74s posts, i recommend using O.J. instead of iOJ.

[Salzano14]

"tClemson is simply too fast
If BC kept up they'd be gassed"
According to me
That's bullshit, you see
'Cause Clemson's whole roster's fat-assed.

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Tuggle and Shinske will throw
For multiple touchdowns, you know.
Harris also will score.
Yards for Spiller? Just four.
Should tClemson bother to show?

[BCEagle74]

While I no longer have the ability to edit 74s posts, i recommend using O.J. instead of iOJ.

You have my permission to edit my posts.

I have no idea who messed with ATL or AGUILA, but its been corrected.

In Texas, we kill people for that...and all else...just sayin as all.

[shockdoct]

While I no longer have the ability to edit 74s posts, i recommend using O.J. instead of iOJ.

You have my permission to edit my posts.

I have no idea who messed with ATL or AGUILA, but its been corrected.

In Texas, we kill people for that...and all else...just sayin as all.

We have removed the word censoring as it is kind of old..feel free to use OJ going forward.

[BCEagle74]

While I no longer have the ability to edit 74s posts, i recommend using O.J. instead of iOJ.

You have my permission to edit my posts.

I have no idea who messed with ATL or AGUILA, but its been corrected.

In Texas, we kill people for that...and all else...just sayin as all.

We have removed the word censoring as it is kind of old..feel free to use OJ going forward.

Do I get to shank or kill anyone...please!!

[1981Eagle]

Semoles are red
NC is blue

If BC beats both
Then they will play through

[apbc12]

Semoles are red
NC is blue

If BC beats both
Then they will play through

[angrychicken]

Semoles are red
NC is blue

If BC beats both
Then they will play through

If I could smite this, I would.

[Endless Mike]

Semoles are red
NC is blue

If BC beats both
Then they will play through

You're terrible at everything.

[1981Eagle]

Semoles are red
NC is blue

If BC beats both
Then they will play through

You're terrible at everything.

If Campion had posted it, you would call it brilliant. You just don't like Italians or Gasson donors.

[hansen]

Semoles are red
NC is blue

If BC beats both
Then they will play through

You're terrible at everything.

If Campion had posted it, you would call it brilliant. You just don't like Italians or Gasson donors.

i like Gasson donors. i also like bc football. do you like bc football?

p.s. that was arguably the worst attempt at a limerick ever seen.

[BCEagle74]

Go for it Dixieland Band.

[Snooptonydog]

Who is this Coach - Dabo Sweeney?
He cheers and hurrahs like a weeney,
Some here think my limericks are
Even though I'm in the posting hall of fame,
And the rest of you all are just meanies.

[twballgame9]

These limericks fucking suck. TRE and I don't even need to play.

[BCEagle74]

These limericks fucking suck. TRE and I don't even need to play.

Please. i see no entries...

DQ'ed.

[1981Eagle]

These limericks fucking suck. TRE and I don't even need to play.

Perhaps a rimlick suits you better.

[h2o]

they have speed and they say we are slow
but Spaz aint no dope like Al Groh
we got Frank, we got Tranq
like money in the bank
we win cause their coach is Dabo