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BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:

bcsoxfan12 {l Wrote}:Come on 74 give us #8-10……these are words to live by!!!!!!! I shared these with a few friends and they were dying laughing!!!!! 74’s V-day commandments

You are 20.

You have no mortgage, kids, tuition payments, car payments, wife shit, kids expenses, health, dental, vision, job boss assholes, corporate restructuring and did I mention wife shit and a finger check up your ass every year after 40?

I posted that on the Student Stress whining article on the Heights and it was censored!!

THE HEIGHTS 74!

Back In the day, you couldn't get a laser beam or a BB fired out of a cannon between the thighs of a BC girl and now its.....

"Hey, lets hook up for Valentine's week after the disgustiad food at McElroy or bewteen my 10 class and my 3!"

You lucky fucking young mook bastards.

Between Jand And Dixie, I was beaten ---undeservedly I might add---outside of the Lyons Rathskeller more times than a rented Grand Canyon Mule having trouble going back up the North rim and this was after they outdrank me in beer!!!!

Catholic girls back then guarded the "Fort of >>> you had better not be an asshole!" like NORAD deep in the Rocky Mountains!

Now the electronic beeping pussy guard is manned by the USA Border agents and if you have a condom, come on up!

20....I got a baseball glove twice as old as you + 7!

Reminder me to smack the shit outta you when we meet!

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:3--Bed and Breakfast.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS RUSTIC DANIEL BOONE, VALLEY FORGE BULLSHIT AND MY ALMA MATER'S MEN!!

Thank God the Super Bowl is over, and the only thing you will be missing is the Daytona 500, if you don't sneak out since the lobby never has a wide screen, and the Quaker motif in the rooms don't have TV's, but throughout this hell hole you have Martha Stewart Living magazines and Twats Rule chronicles and the books are fulll of love stories and how the ugly Lesbians will rule the world soon!

Maxim....yeah...... Maxim your ass!

WI-FI? WHAT-FOR? It's romantic time....Love is in the air, not the Internet, you pathetic putz!

So......You get some quaint inn where you freeze your nuts off getting up in the middle of the night when you have to drain the beast or clear any debris and the house is heated by some romantic coal burning stove or a fireplace.

Yeah like I wanna spoon or cuddle for 9 hours while my nuts have go north from Miss Constance's Ice Station Fucking Zebra cottage where you can see your breath even after drinking?

Oh yeah, breakfast....

WTF???

After an all night pound-a-fest ---where you tell your loved one to out scream and out yell and out groan the asshole in the next room who looks like Wally Cox and couldn't out fuck a sock puppet--- you get a fucking bran and berry muffin?

YO OLD BITCH!! I ate a fucking muffin last night in and out of the shower and where the fuck is the pork???

Gimmee 3-4 huge light to medium poached eggs ---and not the free cage -- free range ones without the toxic DDT swamp chemicals for that crisp taste of New Jersey --- four huge moutherfucking suasage links and some home fries and big orange juice and 6 slices of dry toast for my eggs??

Coffee and a fucking muffin? WTF am I a figure skater with sequins?

Then you get the nature walk at -12 and the wind chill at -36 chaffes your nuts and you have no idea where they are now from the artic blast from some polar bear's fart.

GO TO LAS FUCKING VEGAS!!

Some 19 year old UNLV rebel gives you a lap dance in front of your wife and watch steam come outta her ass and if you don't get any action later, the girl made you the juice and you get to play blackjack!

Now bow down to 74 and thank him for setting your life in order.

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:I nominate this thread for HoF.

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:I nominate this thread for HoF.

Some kid find out of there is a Professor job open at BC.

Use this thread as my resume.

Dirtywater75 {l Wrote}:We have these modern environmentally efficient left wing liberal toilets that plug up only if and when you decide to use toilet paper. I tell you this - my valentine wish is that my wife did not require me to use the plunger every time she and her side of the family plugs the john. What is it with women and their inability to use toilet plungers? It would not be so bad if I just had to worry about my own stuff. But having to use a plunger with someone else's stuff in there is degrading. And the worst was when her gout filled 300 pound brother came to visit last summer and had the balls to leave a huge one in the upstairs guest bathroom after he left. And, of course, the little lady could not be expected to handle that one! I needed to use a rake and I still get the dry heaves thinking about it.

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:THE NEXT MRS. 74.....



Hey 74.....I am coming to Cowtown for your Valentine's Day!!!

bcsoxfan12 {l Wrote}:Where’s the 2011 edition?? I need to plan ahead!!!!

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:

BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:THE NEXT MRS. 74 -60 Salzano 14???



Hey Salzano.....74 just sent me tickets to take you to Vegas for Valentine's Day ....I am coming to BC early for a warm-up before for your Valentine's Day trea!!!

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hey foot - i hate to ruin the surprise but the rumor is that your wife is giving you the old "passion fruit 'surprise'" for valentines day this year

Corporal Funishment {l Wrote}:So Foot's pretty much been washing balls since he left the womb, huh

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Go climb a glacier.

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Go climb a glacier.

and this reference to an elephant walk is supposed to make us think that you like to grab weeners less?

this was a nospacian tactical error... kinda like beetle bailey trying to sneak off base by going under sarge's bunk

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Go climb a glacier.

and this reference to an elephant walk is supposed to make us think that you like to grab weeners less?

this was a nospacian tactical error... kinda like beetle bailey trying to sneak off base by going under sarge's bunk

Sarge hid Cathy's chocolate under the bunk so she would fit into her bathing suit in time for summer.

commavegarage {l Wrote}:its incredible that this guy left - what - 5 years ago? and i still have only about half the amount of posts he had

biggestskyeagle {l Wrote}:

commavegarage {l Wrote}:its incredible that this guy left - what - 5 years ago? and i still have only about half the amount of posts he had

Why did he leave?
His posts were the best and worst...often simultaneously.

Max Quad {l Wrote}:

biggestskyeagle {l Wrote}:

commavegarage {l Wrote}:its incredible that this guy left - what - 5 years ago? and i still have only about half the amount of posts he had

Why did he leave?
His posts were the best and worst...often simultaneously.

THE ASXHOLES THAT RUN THIS PLACE DROVE HIM OUT OF HERE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND FREEDOM.