dixieagle {l Wrote}:I think the redhead's way too smart to fall for that...
dixieagle {l Wrote}:I think the redhead's way too smart to fall for that...
BCEagle74 {l Wrote}:2--Only single guys who are not getting regular tap or puscadores spend $150.000 for beautiful long stemmed red roses.
74 BASIC THEORY ON LOVE:
Single guys send those $150.00 expensive roses to girls that they wanna tap!!----- while getting regular tap from their girlfriends.
Ergo, you say, I know how much you like that French romantic restaurant so I decided to make 2 reservations ----one as a surprise TBA in the future -- instead of sending you flowers at work.
You are golden and the new requests are like letters to Santa--always answered.
Flowers at work have to compete with the
FAT CHICKS SELF ESTEEM FLORISTA SYNDROME* (74 Rights reserved).
You know the big huge blubber ass girl in accounting who wears the stretch pants ----that have done all the stretching left for $9.99 at Walmart ----and her shoes that have side cracks from her sliding while walking carrying more blubber that Orca at Seaworld, --yup---she sends herself 3 dozen roses from her invisible or mysterious non-existent boyfriends and you just can't compete with fat angry psychos that Greenpeace would gladly let you harpoon for whale meat.
No. Save the $150.00. Use the reservation line and when she reminds you about the second reservation surprise, ----HERE IS THE 74 COUP DE GRACE----you say, I am saving it for when you do that little surprise you mentioned in the bedroom!!!
PERFECT!!! She has no where to go---you get some new acrobatic trick, a garter belt and nylons spin job, or if you are truly young and single and no where close to marriage, you hit the sexlotto -----her hot GF shows up, or like me---you get beaten to within an inch of your life with an aluminum bat.
This thread needs to be tacked for our time capsule and for the young recruits who read these boards!
chuckfrombc {l Wrote}:A special Valentine's day fable
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...... 'Will you marry me?'
The Princess said, 'NO!!!'
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:This is vintage 74 work. I exalted the B & B post.
bcsoxfan12 {l Wrote}:Come on 74 give us #8-10……these are words to live by!!!!!!! I shared these with a few friends and they were dying laughing!!!!! 74’s V-day commandments
branchinator {l Wrote}:74,
Can we get a recap of how your Valentine's Day went?
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