PLEASE STOP SHOUTING!

[EOVolumePolice]

Listen, I'm sick and tired of all you people yelling in my head at the tops of your lungs with bold and CAPS and underlines and bold italics and BOLD CAPS ITALICS and, worst, BOLD CAPS ITALICS UNDERLINES!

I can't stand the shouting in my head. Can you please keep your internet shouting of LIAR and OUT of the ACC to a dull roar so a guy's reading ear doesn't go deaf and his reading voice doesn't go hoarse at the same time? Thanks in advance.

And no, this is not . Its unfair to make me shout in my head when I read your stuff. Talon is the most guilty party. Campion is the quietest, no doubt due to his mellowing with age.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Campion is the quietest, no doubt due to his mellowing with age.

Yes, Campion is quiet and not fat at all.

[innocentbystander]

heh, ok

[commavegarage]

[BCEagles25]

BUT IF I DON'T SHOUT, HOW DO I GET MY POINT ACROSS?

[b0mberMan]

I will try to adhere to your request but I don't know if I'll contain myself when I mention that you can get premium insider information at EO for just NINE DOLLARS A MONTH!!!! EVERYTHING! MY THOUGHTS ON LIFE IN CALIFORNIA! UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS THAT ARE DELETED WHEN SOMEONE NOTICES THEM! SHIRTLESS BOYS! SHIRTLESS, MUSCLEY GLISTENING BOYS!!! ALL AT PRICES SO LOW WE'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY!!! THE COMPETITION CAN'T COMPETE WITH...

NINE
DOLLARS
A
MONTH!!!!

[EOVolumePolice]

You are louder in my head than Billy Mays is in the rape room.

Try to turn it down to Vince Shlomi level, and I might fork over your nine bucks in $4.50 installments - 1/2 up front, and 1/2 after you tone it down.

[b0mberMan]

You are louder in my head than Billy Mays is in the rape room.

Try to turn it down to Vince Shlomi level, and I might fork over your nine bucks in $4.50 installments - 1/2 up front, and 1/2 after you tone it down.

Fine. But you only get to see boys in sleeveless shirts until you pay the second 4.50. Then the other half comes off.

[angrychicken]

You are louder in my head than Billy Mays is in the rape room..

[EOVolumePolice]

Talon:

I could have heard my inner reading voice of your damnations of Eagldom without the CAPS!

You are now on internet volume probation. Any further internet shouting will get you un-exalted.