Dee (DA) Guidos is on MTV Now. Morons Maximized.

[BCdee]

I think there will always be an aftershow following every new episode of Jersey Shore. I know that after The Hills, there is also a Hills aftershow.

[angrychicken]

http://www.facebook.com/#/jerseyshoremtv

Oh yeaaayhh

he sitchashun's got nuthin on The Deal. Ain't dat right, Rolos?

[BCdee]

http://www.facebook.com/#/jerseyshoremtv

Oh yeaaayhh

he sitchashun's got nuthin on The Deal. Ain't dat right, Rolos?

Dat right....and nothin on Milky Way, too.

[BCdee]

Snookie Snickers hearts

[ryrob]

y, but MTV isn't stereotyping Italians. These dipshit kids are. MTV is just giving them an outlet to be themselves.

Absolutely true. The worst part about the Guido anti-culture is that it's almost completely brought on by Italians. I'm Italian and so were most of my friends growing up in CT. We knew people who were like the characters in this show and see others like them whenever we go out in New Haven. So many Italian-Americans are educated and successful. People in the northeast know that. In places where there are few or even no Italians, like a lot of the south and west, the Sopranos, Tony Danza and this show probably account for most of the Italians people see. I don't expect MTV to air a show about Italian-Americans who go to good colleges and don't have any tattoos or live to just fight guys at bars, but it'd be nice if they didn't promote a guy nailing a girl in the face or at least ran some sort of disclaimer. I could see making a show about Jersey Shore trash because it does provide the elements that make things like the Real World successful, but not all people at Seaside are really Italian. MTV cast eight negatively-stereotyped Italians, hung an Italian flag on the house and clearly feeds lines to the people about being Guido/Guidette. Imagine what would happen if another, more sensitive ethnic group were in the same place.

These were on main stream TV. Think what the writers would do today if they were on MTV

or

Yeah, except those are made up characters, not real people. I think a disclaimer calling the show "Jersey Shore" is enough to know that it's about stereotypical guidos. If you didn't already know that, you wouldn't watch the show in the first place. Besides, no one's making these kids act like schmucks except for their worthless-ass parents.

[angrychicken]

I'm watching this, and they show the girls' names on the screen, but I still can't tell them apart. Except for Schnkockers. I have a strong feeling that The Situation is a big puss.

[branchinator]

How can they tease us with the Snickers punch to the face and then not include it on this week's show?!?!

[claver2010]

The situation is the worst.

I am waiting for snookie to get decked.

The sad part is I know where these places are.

[BCdee]

I think the clip where Snookers got punched was for the upcoming season, not necessarily the next show.

Pauly put charcoal in a gas grill???

[BCdee]

Ooooh - the punch is NEXT WEEK!!! Snookems is on the bar floor bawling....OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! Poor Snickers.

[BCEagle74]

Ooooh - the punch is NEXT WEEK!!! Snookems is on the bar floor bawling....OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! Poor Snickers.

yo, yo, yo I am driving to Jersey to defend my little Snook.


That idiot guido that whacked Snookie guy looks like Mark Teixiera. yikes...

[eagle9903]

In a world without venereal disease, psychological trauma and consequences I would love to spend some quality time with J-WOW, just saying

[angryty]

J-wow has a face like a man. Anyone putting it inside of J-wow ought to check and see if she has an adam's apple first. And that is the thing that sucks about this show--the woman are absolutely fuggly. Schnickie-Schnooks is a fucking weeble. Sammi has a small rack and a lower body she apparently stole from Brandon Jacobs. Angelina is all-around unattractive and has a horrible personality to boot and J-wow looks like Iggy Pop with a nice rack.

Seaside Heights should be nuked. I much preferred the Irish Riviera to the awfulness of Belmar or Sleazeside.

[eagle9903]

Sammi has a small rack and a lower body she apparently stole from Brandon Jacobs.

one leg is like 30 inches in diameter

[BCGoldenEagles]

Snookie Snickers hearts

Dee - good use of dancing pickle. Snookie is a wreck.

[ATLeagle]

Pauly put charcoal in a gas grill???

My gas grill has trouble getting hot. I never thought to load it with charchoal. Pauly is the greatest ital inventor since Da Vinci. DId anyone watch the aftershow? The Situation and Angelina have a history. How did the show not explore that?

[angrychicken]

http://www.facebook.com/#/jerseyshoremtv

Oh yeaaayhh

he sitchashun's got nuthin on The Deal. Ain't dat right, Rolos?

Dat's right, transitive

you stink

[EaglesTalon]

MTV will not air the punch next week.

[BCdee]

I cannot believe they won't show this next week...that's BS!

[BCEagle74]

Jury trail. The guy was charged.

[EaglesTalon]

I can see why MTV would pull this clip. I'm sure they don't want to perpetuate any horrible stereotypes about Italians punching other Italians in the face.

[b0mberMan]

Also filed under 'least surprising thing ever,' Snooki's assailant was so drunkhe doesn't remember punching her, or getting arrested.

[Endless Mike]

Also filed under 'least surprising thing ever,' Snooki's assailant was so drunkhe doesn't remember punching her, or getting arrested.

He should've gone with the "That's a chick? No fucking way, I thought that was a dude" defense.

[eagle9903]

I just watched the last episode. the last five minutes were very very good television, but I am confused by a few things:

1) is there a cop that just follows them around? I mean their must be because he is their literally seconds after Snookie gets socked. I'd say maybe its just editing that makes it seem that way, but wouldn't someone have started kicking the shit out of the guy? I mean pretty much any guy who doesnt punch women in the face would go after any guy who does not matter the unfortunateness of said girls appearance.

2) isn't it strange that despite the situation being right fucking there he does absolutely nothing and the only people who seem to go after the guy look to be the mexican guy from their work and JWOW.

[BC '00]

I just watched the last episode. the last five minutes were very very good television, but I am confused by a few things:

1) is there a cop that just follows them around? I mean their must be because he is their literally seconds after Snookie gets socked. I'd say maybe its just editing that makes it seem that way, but wouldn't someone have started kicking the shit out of the guy? I mean pretty much any guy who doesnt punch women in the face would go after any guy who does not matter the unfortunateness of said girls appearance.

2) isn't it strange that despite the situation being right fucking there he does absolutely nothing and the only people who seem to go after the guy look to be the mexican guy from their work and JWOW.

Somebody already said it and I think they're absolutely right...the Situation is a giant puss. Remember in episode 1 when someone was starting shit with the Situation and Paulie? Paulie was the one who threw down even though the Situation started the problem. Although Paulie punches like a woman.

[BCdee]

Okay, so we are totally snowed in here....this storm is crazy....

Did anyone notice that Snooki's Mom actually seems pretty "normal" considering...

I was totally grossed out by some of the and da situations that all the Dirty Shorereerrrs were encountering...gross.

We need an emoticon for Snooki (maybe a little tan troll with big boobs) and/or Da Situation, JWoww, Pauly D and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew.

[shockdoct]

Okay, so we are totally snowed in here....this storm is crazy....

Did anyone notice that Snooki's Mom actually seems pretty "normal" considering...

I was totally grossed out by some of the and da situations that all the Dirty Shorereerrrs were encountering...gross.

We need an emoticon for Snooki (maybe a little tan troll with big boobs) and/or Da Situation, JWoww, Pauly D and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew.

How about an exercise ball?

[EaglesTalon]

Snooki is not Italian. She is Chilean.

J-Woww and Ronnie are also not EYE-TIEs.

[BCEagle74]

Camper is not Irish...He is a BC Celtic God of Single Malt Scotch and Irish Virgin Lasses!

Did you see the History or Travel channel on the 4 regions of Scotch brewing and how they blend scotch 2 nights ago?

It was great...peat smoked for dark scotch and the other 3 methods.

The share their whiskies and blend them for most scotches, which I never knew.

Beautiful country.

You big dumb fuck Irish drunks...show some class like Snookie......

[EaglesTalon]

http://www.popeater.com/2010/02/17/snoo ... sey-shore/

I erred in saying that Ronnie's not Italian. He's not a full Italian.
Snooki is Chilean
J-Woww is Spanish/Irish.