limerick thursday - rutgres

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

week one, may the team start ablaze
so we all can give hafley his praise
but it should be a breeze
and we all feel at ease
since we face off against damn rutgres

[JesuitIvy]

There once was a team from New Brunswick
Whose coach on a time they had won wit’
They came up to Boston
Expectin’ not a loss’n
Went home all red and defeat’d

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

There once was a team from New Brunswick
Whose coach on a time they had won wit’
They came up to Boston
Expectin’ not a loss’n
Went home all red and defeat’d

[angrychicken]

Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
it's tough
so tough

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
it's tough
so tough

[JesuitIvy]

I expected this to be a safe space for me to express my art. But I should have known better - no one is listing their pronouns.

[innocentbystander]

BC opens with an annual cupcake
No information from this game can we take
Whalepants see a win
Engage in original sin
Alas, Jurkovec's arm he will re-brake

[angrychicken]

Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
it's tough
so tough

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
it's tough
so tough

[angrychicken]

Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
it's tough
so tough

We don't talk about the cruise anymore. Nospace becomes unhinged.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

how can you tell the difference?

[angrychicken]

how can you tell the difference?

His mouth doesn't move when he types when he's unhinged.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

how can you tell the difference?

His mouth doesn't move when he types when he's unhinged.

how do you see his mouth when he's typing? did you hack into his laptop camera? that sounds disgustingly awful

[angrychicken]

how can you tell the difference?

His mouth doesn't move when he types when he's unhinged.

how do you see his mouth when he's typing? did you hack into his laptop camera? that sounds disgustingly awful

I can't tell you how I know this. If I do, I will have to reveal more about the cruise, creating a vicious cycle where nospace spirals out of control, endangering himself and those around him. I will NOT have that on my conscience.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

how can you tell the difference?

His mouth doesn't move when he types when he's unhinged.

how do you see his mouth when he's typing? did you hack into his laptop camera? that sounds disgustingly awful

I can't tell you how I know this. If I do, I will have to reveal more about the cruise, creating a vicious cycle where nospace spirals out of control, endangering himself and those around him. I will NOT have that on my conscience.

i have a guess about how you know

[JesuitIvy]

The fuck? None of these lasts posts are lim'ricks

[innocentbystander]

The fuck? None of these lasts posts are lim'ricks

mine was

[twballgame9]

I remember when this thread did not suck

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I remember when this thread did not suck

this particular thread or the Limerick thread in general?

This thread has sucked since the second post