louisville limerick thread

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

the losses are coming en mass
as the d knows we can't throw a pass
but so it must be
as we start denny g
because phil is made up of all glass

[Bumpers]

There once was a man from Kentucky
“BC’s next!” he said, “What good lucky!”
Hafley won’t say it, so Funisher will
“God says BC loses at the Ville”
And IB likes airport stall sucky phucky.

[jdshagger]

Who cares about the stadium called Papa John
or that Moscow Mitch is soon gone

Because on Saturday when you come right down to it,
the Eagles prevail because the oddsmakers blew it.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Who cares about the stadium called Papa John
or that Moscow Mitch is soon gone

Because on Saturday when you come right down to it,
the Eagles prevail because the oddsmakers blew it.
and we'll all be hungover at dawn

fixed - you missed the last line of the limerick format

[eagle33]

we have no third string from the portal
now teams look at us and just chortle
as we head to the ville
prepare to feel ill
can't wait to hear hafley postmortal

[jdshagger]

Thanks.

There was a Louisville player named Hall
Who had a hexahedronical ball,
One fourth of its weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Equals 9/10ths er 7/8ths or.....
Oh, fuck it all.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

we all wish denny g could throw darts
or the offense wasn't just fits and starts
but this weekend we'll see
that we have no qb
while hansen's home measuring farts

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

this weekend we head to the 'ville
with the offense that's headed down hill
so we're now a cupcake
and it makes my head ache
take some advil, we're still without phil

[EagleNYC]

Why have hope when there’s no good reason
Grosel’s play, it’s basically treason
When you can’t throw a pass
the results will be ass
So much for our 10 and 2 season

[Corporal Funishment]

Big Head's performance has been so erratic
his bond with BC is becoming schismatic
It's undoubtedly odd
that he won't mention God
though Jesuit, the school is still Catholic!

[Corporal Funishment]

Even the posters who lurk
Know well of his obsessive work
He's constantly bitching
about hairband stitching
but mostly Mo'J just jerks over Jurk

[Corporal Funishment]

Hey, what rhymes with "Packer and Durham?"

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Hey, what rhymes with "Packer and Durham?"

reverse it for art's sake and go with "durham and packer"

that's ripe with opportunity (denny g is not a quarterbacker, for example)

[Shoreagle]

Hey, what rhymes with "Packer and Durham?"

Boredom.

[twballgame9]

This is picking the low hanging fruit. I applaud the return, however.

There once was a Packer and Durham,
And a Candy van for Schiano to lure em,
Funishment seems to falter,
From his time near the altar,
But if Haf mentions God it might cure him.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

This is picking the low hanging fruit. I applaud the return, however.

There once was a Packer and Durham,
And a Candy van for Schiano to lure em,
Funishment seems to falter,
From his time near the altar,
But if Haf mentions God it might cure him.

I can’t decide if this is gay or lame.

I think that means it’s both

Funishment 1
Tedwardo 0

[innocentbystander]

At EO we all simmer and squabble
And its just that glass Joe has been hobbled
If six and oh for the season
we would all be quite please-un
instead suicide thread and the bottle

[twballgame9]

This is picking the low hanging fruit. I applaud the return, however.

There once was a Packer and Durham,
And a Candy van for Schiano to lure em,
Funishment seems to falter,
From his time near the altar,
But if Haf mentions God it might cure him.

I can’t decide if this is gay or lame.

I think that means it’s both

Funishment 1
Tedwardo 0

I am being judged by my only competition. Good work Laz Diaz.

[hansen]

This is picking the low hanging fruit. I applaud the return, however.

There once was a Packer and Durham,
And a Candy van for Schiano to lure em,
Funishment seems to falter,
From his time near the altar,
But if Haf mentions God it might cure him.

Clearly, the early leader going into the clubhouse.

[BCEagles25]

They once had a man who played like Big Ben
Younger Ben, the Ben of then
He fell on his arm
Caused himself harm
And now we’ve got Big Jen

[BCEagles25]

Our coach with focused, spiky hair
Paired with a QB of brazen, of dare
Once did it exist
It disappeared into mist
What kind of dog is that over there

[twballgame9]

Surprised TRE hasn't offered a limerick.

[TontoKowalski]

There once was a poster named Hansen
Whose sphincter was for putting hands in
Like putty claymation
There’s no more sensation
He collects your cash and tucks his pants in!

(You see Hansen’s ass getting endlessly pounded in boring listless fashion is a metaphor for our football programs decades of being boring and listlessly awful)

[TontoKowalski]

There is a New Yorker named Logi
Whose ass is all drippy and soggy
His crack always seeps
‘Cause syphilis don’t sleep
Now fluff yourself, he wants it doggie!

(Logitanos disease ridden butthole is a metaphor for the team quitting on Hafley because of Grosel)

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Surprised TRE hasn't offered a limerick.

go fuck yourself.I lead the place put.