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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:14 pm
by eagle9903
The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:16 pm
by hansen
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


The frates stuff is speculation. Blogboy has gone on the record as saying it will have no affect on an announcement.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:16 pm
by TontoKowalski
Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:21 pm
by eagle9903
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?


No.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:25 pm
by 2001Eagle
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?


Don’t think so.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:41 pm
by eagle33
blauds must have passed out earlier. no new tweets in 5 hours. disappointing.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:45 pm
by BCSUPERFAN22
eagle33 {l Wrote}:blauds must have passed out earlier. no new tweets in 5 hours. disappointing.


https://twitter.com/blauds/status/1205210672210026496

Mark Blaudschun
@blauds
Sources say that bc aD martin Jarmond wrapping up interviews for new fb coach today--power 5 assistant. Could have it finished by weekend OSU dc jeff hafley still leader osu lb coach al washington also fits. dark horse could be tTm dc mike ellko. Hafley better fit.

2:39pm · 12 Dec 2019

btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:46 pm
by TontoKowalski
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:Hafley better fit.



Did Blauds make a pinky joke?

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:52 pm
by eagle33
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


yeah, he talks like he writes

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:14 pm
by BCMurt09
Addazio had not tweeted since April 29 and has now retweeted everything Colorado State is putting up.

I wouldn't not expect him too, but its just funny.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:22 pm
by Los
eagle33 {l Wrote}:
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


yeah, he talks like he writes



For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:27 pm
by HJS
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?

I think we are only getting the tip of it.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:30 pm
by hansen
Los {l Wrote}:
eagle33 {l Wrote}:
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


yeah, he talks like he writes



For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.


I think someone might be onto something with the aneurysm comment. I feel like I almost got one reading his tweets.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:31 pm
by HJS
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:Mark Blaudschun
@blauds
dark horse could be tTm dc mike ellko.

I know Elko hasn't gotten much play. But, if he was a stronger candidate, I would have loved the comedy treasure trove that would likely result from blauds twitter feed as he misspells TAM.

"Elko likes bostn but is going to miss ATM."

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:35 pm
by hansen
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:
eagle33 {l Wrote}:blauds must have passed out earlier. no new tweets in 5 hours. disappointing.


https://twitter.com/blauds/status/1205210672210026496

Mark Blaudschun
@blauds
Sources say that bc aD martin Jarmond wrapping up interviews for new fb coach today--power 5 assistant. Could have it finished by weekend OSU dc jeff hafley still leader osu lb coach al washington also fits. dark horse could be tTm dc mike ellko. Hafley better fit.

2:39pm · 12 Dec 2019

btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


I don't believe any of this. I have no idea when Hafley would have had time to even come to BC for a final interview. he's been all over the country recruiting. my guess is that blauds is full of shit and that we are well on our way to a don brown or bill mcgovern type hire.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:47 pm
by claver2010
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


the frates stuff seems like nonsense

flight arrived from columbus 20 minutes ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA ... /KCMH/KBED

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:54 pm
by hansen
claver2010 {l Wrote}:
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


the frates stuff seems like nonsense

flight arrived from columbus 20 minutes ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA ... /KCMH/KBED


Anyone premium on 247?
I'd be interested to see where Hafley is right now: https://247sports.com/college/ohio-stat ... 140131708/
He was supposed to be in Utah today I believe after recruiting CA yesterday.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:56 pm
by DomingoOrtiz
claver2010 {l Wrote}:
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


the frates stuff seems like nonsense

flight arrived from columbus 20 minutes ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA ... /KCMH/KBED


:kudos to whomever it was on this board that started tracking flight!

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:18 pm
by angrychicken
Los {l Wrote}:
For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

If you added spelling to that list, you would be describing betardo. :shrug

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:31 pm
by hansen
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
Los {l Wrote}:
For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

If you added spelling to that list, you would be describing betardo. :shrug


if you added font sizing and coloring to that list, then you would be describing... never mind

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:41 pm
by TontoKowalski
hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
Los {l Wrote}:
For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

If you added spelling to that list, you would be describing betardo. :shrug


if you added font sizing and coloring to that list, then you would be describing... never mind


if you added poop-stained pinky fingers to that list, then you would be describing...

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:42 pm
by angrychicken
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:46 pm
by hansen
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:50 pm
by TontoKowalski
hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?


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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:14 pm
by angrychicken
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?


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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:31 pm
by HJS
hansen {l Wrote}:Then she did something that totally surprised me.

If BoardJudge was still around, I'd ask if this is a new Chapter 7.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:41 pm
by JesuitIvy
hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?

Based on a linear regression analysis of this board's post:
1-Jeff Hafley
2-Al Washington
3-Some weird sex thing

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:46 pm
by TontoKowalski
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Based on a linear regression analysis of this board's post:
1-Jeff Hafley
2-Al Washington
3-Some weird sex thing


The E.S.T. Reversion Hypothesis states that given some density of interest in a topic, the thread will revert instantly and sharply to Some Weird Sex Thing (in this case, the offending original post was edited into bolivian, but involved a surprise finger unexpectedly stuck into a puckered brown poop hole) for periods of time. After said reversion, any analysis must filter for the EST, especially if you want to apply linear techniques.

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:54 pm
by b0mberMan
butt stuff

Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:35 pm
by 2001Eagle
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Based on a linear regression analysis of this board's post:
1-Jeff Hafley
2-Al Washington
3-Some weird sex thing


The E.S.T. Reversion Hypothesis states that given some density of interest in a topic, the thread will revert instantly and sharply to Some Weird Sex Thing (in this case, the offending original post was edited into bolivian, but involved a surprise finger unexpectedly stuck into a puckered brown poop hole) for periods of time. After said reversion, any analysis must filter for the EST, especially if you want to apply linear techniques.


Surprisingly, this may be the first time the esteemed Tonto is off. The EST hypothesis refers only to exclusively homosexual content and while Hansen may or may not be majority heterosexual, the references here are to a female digit penetrating his chocolate starfish.