2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby eagle9903 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:14 pm

The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby hansen on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:16 pm

eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


The frates stuff is speculation. Blogboy has gone on the record as saying it will have no affect on an announcement.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:16 pm

Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby eagle9903 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:21 pm

TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?


No.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby 2001Eagle on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:25 pm

TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?


Don’t think so.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby eagle33 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:41 pm

blauds must have passed out earlier. no new tweets in 5 hours. disappointing.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby BCSUPERFAN22 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:45 pm

eagle33 {l Wrote}:blauds must have passed out earlier. no new tweets in 5 hours. disappointing.


https://twitter.com/blauds/status/1205210672210026496

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Sources say that bc aD martin Jarmond wrapping up interviews for new fb coach today--power 5 assistant. Could have it finished by weekend OSU dc jeff hafley still leader osu lb coach al washington also fits. dark horse could be tTm dc mike ellko. Hafley better fit.

2:39pm · 12 Dec 2019

btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:46 pm

BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:Hafley better fit.



Did Blauds make a pinky joke?
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby eagle33 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:52 pm

BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


yeah, he talks like he writes
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby BCMurt09 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:14 pm

Addazio had not tweeted since April 29 and has now retweeted everything Colorado State is putting up.

I wouldn't not expect him too, but its just funny.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby Los on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:22 pm

eagle33 {l Wrote}:
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


yeah, he talks like he writes



For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby HJS on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:27 pm

TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Wait are we done making finger and butthole jokes for a bit?

I think we are only getting the tip of it.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby hansen on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:30 pm

Los {l Wrote}:
eagle33 {l Wrote}:
BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


yeah, he talks like he writes



For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.


I think someone might be onto something with the aneurysm comment. I feel like I almost got one reading his tweets.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby HJS on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:31 pm

BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:Mark Blaudschun
@blauds
dark horse could be tTm dc mike ellko.

I know Elko hasn't gotten much play. But, if he was a stronger candidate, I would have loved the comedy treasure trove that would likely result from blauds twitter feed as he misspells TAM.

"Elko likes bostn but is going to miss ATM."
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby hansen on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:35 pm

BCSUPERFAN22 {l Wrote}:
eagle33 {l Wrote}:blauds must have passed out earlier. no new tweets in 5 hours. disappointing.


https://twitter.com/blauds/status/1205210672210026496

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Sources say that bc aD martin Jarmond wrapping up interviews for new fb coach today--power 5 assistant. Could have it finished by weekend OSU dc jeff hafley still leader osu lb coach al washington also fits. dark horse could be tTm dc mike ellko. Hafley better fit.

2:39pm · 12 Dec 2019

btw, I had never heard him speak before, listened to the podcast with Mike Gualatieri (I think from EA?) and Blauds can barely speak English, it was a painful listen


I don't believe any of this. I have no idea when Hafley would have had time to even come to BC for a final interview. he's been all over the country recruiting. my guess is that blauds is full of shit and that we are well on our way to a don brown or bill mcgovern type hire.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby claver2010 on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:47 pm

eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


the frates stuff seems like nonsense

flight arrived from columbus 20 minutes ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA ... /KCMH/KBED
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby hansen on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:54 pm

claver2010 {l Wrote}:
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


the frates stuff seems like nonsense

flight arrived from columbus 20 minutes ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA ... /KCMH/KBED


Anyone premium on 247?
I'd be interested to see where Hafley is right now: https://247sports.com/college/ohio-stat ... 140131708/
He was supposed to be in Utah today I believe after recruiting CA yesterday.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby DomingoOrtiz on Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:56 pm

claver2010 {l Wrote}:
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:The tOSU 247 site writer (who appears now very bullish on Hafley to BC happening - again) is saying we want our hire official by the end of tomorrow, which seems contrary to the Frates funeral stuff from other sources.


the frates stuff seems like nonsense

flight arrived from columbus 20 minutes ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA ... /KCMH/KBED


:kudos to whomever it was on this board that started tracking flight!
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby angrychicken on Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:18 pm

Los {l Wrote}:
For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

If you added spelling to that list, you would be describing betardo. :shrug
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby hansen on Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:31 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
Los {l Wrote}:
For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

If you added spelling to that list, you would be describing betardo. :shrug


if you added font sizing and coloring to that list, then you would be describing... never mind
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:41 pm

hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
Los {l Wrote}:
For a writer, he has a very peculiar relationship with capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

If you added spelling to that list, you would be describing betardo. :shrug


if you added font sizing and coloring to that list, then you would be describing... never mind


if you added poop-stained pinky fingers to that list, then you would be describing...
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby angrychicken on Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:42 pm

TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby hansen on Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:46 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:50 pm

hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?


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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby angrychicken on Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:14 pm

TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?


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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby HJS on Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:31 pm

hansen {l Wrote}:Then she did something that totally surprised me.

If BoardJudge was still around, I'd ask if this is a new Chapter 7.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby JesuitIvy on Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:41 pm

hansen {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:Still three candidates after two weeks? That's shocking.

yeah...but one of the three stinks.


I feel that would almost be a win compared to most BC searches. do we for a fact the number of finalists is three? do we know who they are?

Based on a linear regression analysis of this board's post:
1-Jeff Hafley
2-Al Washington
3-Some weird sex thing
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:46 pm

JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Based on a linear regression analysis of this board's post:
1-Jeff Hafley
2-Al Washington
3-Some weird sex thing


The E.S.T. Reversion Hypothesis states that given some density of interest in a topic, the thread will revert instantly and sharply to Some Weird Sex Thing (in this case, the offending original post was edited into bolivian, but involved a surprise finger unexpectedly stuck into a puckered brown poop hole) for periods of time. After said reversion, any analysis must filter for the EST, especially if you want to apply linear techniques.
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby b0mberMan on Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:54 pm

butt stuff
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Re: 2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

Postby 2001Eagle on Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:35 pm

TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Based on a linear regression analysis of this board's post:
1-Jeff Hafley
2-Al Washington
3-Some weird sex thing


The E.S.T. Reversion Hypothesis states that given some density of interest in a topic, the thread will revert instantly and sharply to Some Weird Sex Thing (in this case, the offending original post was edited into bolivian, but involved a surprise finger unexpectedly stuck into a puckered brown poop hole) for periods of time. After said reversion, any analysis must filter for the EST, especially if you want to apply linear techniques.


Surprisingly, this may be the first time the esteemed Tonto is off. The EST hypothesis refers only to exclusively homosexual content and while Hansen may or may not be majority heterosexual, the references here are to a female digit penetrating his chocolate starfish.
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