2019-2020 Coaching Candidate Thread (this time for reals)

[hansen]

A certain mysterious stranger contacted my twitter machine with the following (presumably im guessing so that I would it share it with everyone here):

You’re sad Outsiders club missed, except for HJS my 3 days before Jim Christian as BC hire scoop, so there’s all the tweets just for you & your EO pals! https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/jeff-hafley-is-the-new-bc-football-head-coach-aj-black-s-si-site-is-the-new-trusted-source-nexus-OBWfmV3QikCVFvuJbUMUJQ/

[DuchesneEast]

I need an Excel spreadsheet of everyone's Twitter names, EO names and real name. Too hard to keep track.

[2001Eagle]

A certain mysterious stranger contacted my twitter machine with the following (presumably im guessing so that I would it share it with everyone here):

You’re sad Outsiders club missed, except for HJS my 3 days before Jim Christian as BC hire scoop, so there’s all the tweets just for you & your EO pals! https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/jeff-hafley-is-the-new-bc-football-head-coach-aj-black-s-si-site-is-the-new-trusted-source-nexus-OBWfmV3QikCVFvuJbUMUJQ/

The grammar and syntax remains as mangled as ever.

[TontoKowalski]

Live blogging the hiring press conference > scoops.

[claver2010]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

[Eagle1999]

If he’s there as future DC Al Wash, then no problem. If he is FHCAW then that’s disappointing.

[hansen]

After leaving the Broyles Awards in Arkansas, Hafley did a home visit in Texas today to see Ryan Watts.

[hansen]

If he’s there as future DC Al Wash, then no problem. If he is FHCAW then that’s disappointing.

To think we can only get a position coach to be HC would be extremely disappointing. In that case, BC was looking to go cheap.

[angrychicken]

A certain mysterious stranger contacted my twitter machine with the following (presumably im guessing so that I would it share it with everyone here):

You’re sad Outsiders club missed, except for HJS my 3 days before Jim Christian as BC hire scoop, so there’s all the tweets just for you & your EO pals! https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/jeff-hafley-is-the-new-bc-football-head-coach-aj-black-s-si-site-is-the-new-trusted-source-nexus-OBWfmV3QikCVFvuJbUMUJQ/

I had this info last Friday.

I thought that guy was dead. Something about having a small peppy.

[HJS]

As with pretty much all of 74 predictions, I hope it proves to be correct.

[hansen]

I probably should start getting myself prepared for the utter disappointment that will be this coaching hire. It’s probably about that time again.

[hansen]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

Blogboy just shot down the rumor.

[eepstein0]

I wouldn’t be crushed by Al Washington as HC. It’s admittedly a risk, but he’s a phenomenal recruiter and motivator

[MF73-Eleazar]

I wouldn’t be crushed by Al Washington as HC. It’s admittedly a risk, but he’s a phenomenal recruiter and motivator

AW, if hired, should be the Recruiting Coordinator, and Asst HC. Throw him an extra $$ to entice him.

Judging from the FB guys from the Coughlin-Henning days, I'm under the impression that a large number of them prefer Washington or Reed, a BC Guy. Plus the stuff I saw is from Facebook, not Twitter.

[hansen]

Has anyone (or their dog) heard anything today?

[b0mberMan]

Has anyone (or their dog) heard anything today?

My dog said you ruined peanut butter for him for life. Care to explain?

[TontoKowalski]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

My dog had this information last Friday.

[Manny]

Has anyone (or their dog) heard anything today?

I heard "All I Want for Christmas is You" three times during the same hour-long breakfast meeting this morning. I am generally in favor of Christmas music, but that's overdoing it.

[hansen]

Has anyone (or their dog) heard anything today?

My dog said you ruined peanut butter for him for life. Care to explain?

Fake news.

[b0mberMan]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

Blogboy just shot down the rumor.

So this just turned out to be people not knowing what Al Washington looks like? That's uh.... ooops

[hansen]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

My dog had this information last Friday.

Your RR is too busy humping the coach to get any scoops or boops.

[b0mberMan]

https://twitter.com/hansenbc1/status/11 ... 52/photo/1

[hansen]

Has anyone (or their dog) heard anything today?

I heard "All I Want for Christmas is You" three times during the same hour-long breakfast meeting this morning. I am generally in favor of Christmas music, but that's overdoing it.

I would argue any song more than once per house is too much... Christmas or otherwise.

[hansen]

https://twitter.com/hansenbc1/status/1199315173347069952/photo/1

Such a good girl!
Her groomer who is a total smokeshow puts that bow in her hair for her. I would do unspeakable things to that woman.

[TontoKowalski]

Has anyone (or their dog) heard anything today?

I heard "All I Want for Christmas is You" three times during the same hour-long breakfast meeting this morning. I am generally in favor of Christmas music, but that's overdoing it.

My older dog informs me that someone in your meeting really wants you for Christmas and is done being subtle. My other dog suspects you will need a sharp tool to remove the full-body spanx, and is further thankful that offices don't really have copiers anymore, because even the gargantuan ozone-blasting cabinets of yore would buckle under the load.

[TontoKowalski]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

My dog had this information last Friday.

Your RR is too busy humping the coach to get any scoops or boops.

I have two and they are, in point of fact, coordinating a velociraptor assault on the kitchen, where I just cooked up some eggs. I thought you said you had a catahoula?!?

[hansen]

Rumor is Al Washington is at the basketball game?

My dog had this information last Friday.

Your RR is too busy humping the coach to get any scoops or boops.

I have two and they are, in point of fact, coordinating a velociraptor assault on the kitchen, where I just cooked up some eggs. I thought you said you had a catahoula?!?

I have 3 dogs... This one was adopted when my ex took her to the pound.

[TontoKowalski]

I have 3 dogs... This one was adopted when my ex took her to the pound.

This sentence is missing some key pronouns - your ex tried to take it to the pound to remove it from her/your lives? And you bailed it out?

Its tempting to make fun of you for adopting a floor-duster but the truth is that dogs come in all shapes and sizes, and if so, you saved a creature from pain and sadness, and I salute you. I can't say it better than George Vest, so here it is:

https://www.historyplace.com/speeches/vest.htm

[hansen]

I have 3 dogs... This one was adopted when my ex took her to the pound.

This sentence is missing some key pronouns - your ex tried to take it to the pound to remove it from her/your lives? And you bailed it out?

Its tempting to make fun of you for adopting a floor-duster but the truth is that dogs come in all shapes and sizes, and if so, you saved a creature from pain and sadness, and I salute you. I can't say it better than George Vest, so here it is:

https://www.historyplace.com/speeches/vest.htm

It was my ex's dog and she had a vendetta against her. the dog obviously felt the animosity so she would act out (piss on the rug etc) and it was a downward spiral. After we weren't together anymore, she said either you take the dog or I'm going to bring it to the pound. now, I already had 2 dogs and wasn't look for such a small beast but I couldn't see her going to the pound as she would have freaked out so I adopted her and now I have a pack of three.

[HJS]