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Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:16 pm
by Onyx Blackman
Don't like that guy. Never have.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:23 pm
by PhillyandBCEagles
BASQUEERITOS

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:56 pm
by Onyx Blackman
I was watching a Boise game this year and they sent the sideline reporter to take part in some Basqueerito dancing.

https://twitter.com/OliviaDekker/status/1053071499672748032

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:07 pm
by HustlinOwl
BSU sucks this year and this is about what they deserve. That being said, they still win by 17.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:42 pm
by hansen
I like HustlinOwl... Always have.

P.s. Dillon’s health will determine if this is a competitive game or not.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:47 pm
by Dick Rosenthal
It is probably appropriate that we are playing against Hustlin’ Owl’s team in a bowl sponsored by a company that cleans up after dumpster fires and the like in a crumbling stadium that was last glorious in the early 90s. A metaphor perhaps for our football situation and Owl’s personal life/existence.

With that said, and in spite of the occasional abuse Owl draws, I like Owl. Sure, you can ask why a Boise State fan decided to attach himself to the group that eventually migrated here to the Nexus, but I suppose their are caustic dickheads everywhere and when they find one another it is probably better that they stay amongst themselves. So good luck Owl, and I hope you get even with the rodeo clown the ex-Mrs. Owl ran off with. If your shoot the sonofabitch, I’ll even chip in to your defense fund.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:18 pm
by innocentbystander
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:BSU sucks this year and this is about what they deserve. That being said, they still win by 17.


You guys played well against Utah State

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:41 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
Owl gonna smoke a jumbobese.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:42 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Owl gonna smoke a jumbobese.

you know her ass is going to be all greasy from him banging her on top of an order of wings and a small peppy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:52 pm
by TontoKowalski
The halftime ring-toss / field goal competition should be two teams of girls comprised of former Duchie / Owl hookups, each wearing either TEAM OWL or TEAM DUCHIE t shirts. Winners get to pigpile on their man.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:21 pm
by hansen
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:The halftime ring-toss / field goal competition should be two teams of girls comprised of former Duchie / Owl hookups, each wearing either TEAM OWL or TEAM DUCHIE t shirts. Winners get to pigpile on their man.


I would pay to see this. :shrug

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:39 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:The halftime ring-toss / field goal competition should be two teams of girls comprised of former Duchie / Owl hookups, each wearing either TEAM OWL or TEAM DUCHIE t shirts. Winners get to pigpile on their man.

they should each climb onto a flatbed emblazoned with either "duchie" or "owl" each decorated in their team's respective colors. the flatbed should be on top of a scale so that when each bbw waddles on to the flat bed, the displayed weight increases. after each one of the portly princesses prods her way onto the scale, there could be a cut-shot to duchie and owl defending their 43 seconds of hot passion with the flour/wet spot.

duchie "she has pretty eyes"

owl "my wife left me for a truck driver... a WOMAN truck driver."

duchie "she had really great tits and i figured 'how could 6 great tits on the same girl not be better than a boring 2 great tits on a normal woman.'"

owl "the only thing i could really afford to eat at that time was country buffets. what kind of women do you think you're going to meet at those sorts of places..."

all this said, in my truly preferred world, the flatbed would be set at about 3 feet in the air without stairs so each sweaty semen receiver has to wiggle and wriggle their way onto the scale. that would be halftime entertainment that even the superbowl would be jealous of

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:00 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
ball wash worthy post

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:24 pm
by mod6A
H.O. - i heard a rumor that boise was going to get new turf in the next few years, and that the new turf will be green, not blue. can you confirm?

:whalepants

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:57 pm
by biggestskyeagle
mod6A {l Wrote}:H.O. - i heard a rumor that boise was going to get new turf in the next few years, and that the new turf will be green, not blue. can you confirm?

:whalepants


That would be a welcome change. The blue turf was fun in the 80’s when BSU was still D1-AA. On tv, It looks like shitty shag carpet. In person, not much better. Then again, it’s not quite as awful as the EWU red turf. That it damn near impossible to watch in tv.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:03 pm
by gallopingghost
I like Maine potatoes. There I said it.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:13 pm
by biggestskyeagle
gallopingghost {l Wrote}:I like Maine potatoes. There I said it.


I like Boise River crawdads.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:45 pm
by 2001Eagle

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:45 pm
by commavegarage
Image

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:54 pm
by Los
commavegarage {l Wrote}:Image

If these are the choices, I'd love to know what the question is.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:45 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
Los {l Wrote}:If these are the choices, I'd love to know what the question is.

which one represents the traditional boise state fan

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:50 pm
by Los
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Los {l Wrote}:If these are the choices, I'd love to know what the question is.

which one represents the traditional boise state fan

My write-in goes to the Jack Palance lookalike in the front staring creepily into the camera.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:16 pm
by Onyx Blackman
Here's a clearer version of the photo. I think Jack Palance is an umpire. This is also the first time I'm noticing the other insane clown posse dude behind toga guy's arm.

Image

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:15 am
by claver2010
it's the mona lisa, you appreciate something new each time

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:35 am
by TontoKowalski
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:Here's a clearer version of the photo. I think Jack Palance is an umpire. This is also the first time I'm noticing the other insane clown posse dude behind toga guy's arm.

Image


This photo is hilarious and I'm glad that you found it.

Also "insane clown posse dude" is properly called A Juggalo. Google "I want to be a juggalo" and your advertisements will never be the same.