Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

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Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby Onyx Blackman on Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:16 pm

Don't like that guy. Never have.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby PhillyandBCEagles on Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:23 pm

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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby Onyx Blackman on Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:56 pm

I was watching a Boise game this year and they sent the sideline reporter to take part in some Basqueerito dancing.

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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby HustlinOwl on Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:07 pm

BSU sucks this year and this is about what they deserve. That being said, they still win by 17.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby hansen on Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:42 pm

I like HustlinOwl... Always have.

P.s. Dillon’s health will determine if this is a competitive game or not.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby Dick Rosenthal on Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:47 pm

It is probably appropriate that we are playing against Hustlin’ Owl’s team in a bowl sponsored by a company that cleans up after dumpster fires and the like in a crumbling stadium that was last glorious in the early 90s. A metaphor perhaps for our football situation and Owl’s personal life/existence.

With that said, and in spite of the occasional abuse Owl draws, I like Owl. Sure, you can ask why a Boise State fan decided to attach himself to the group that eventually migrated here to the Nexus, but I suppose their are caustic dickheads everywhere and when they find one another it is probably better that they stay amongst themselves. So good luck Owl, and I hope you get even with the rodeo clown the ex-Mrs. Owl ran off with. If your shoot the sonofabitch, I’ll even chip in to your defense fund.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby innocentbystander on Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:18 pm

HustlinOwl wrote:BSU sucks this year and this is about what they deserve. That being said, they still win by 17.


You guys played well against Utah State
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:41 am

Owl gonna smoke a jumbobese.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:42 am

DavidGordonsFoot wrote:Owl gonna smoke a jumbobese.

you know her ass is going to be all greasy from him banging her on top of an order of wings and a small peppy
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby TontoKowalski on Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:52 pm

The halftime ring-toss / field goal competition should be two teams of girls comprised of former Duchie / Owl hookups, each wearing either TEAM OWL or TEAM DUCHIE t shirts. Winners get to pigpile on their man.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby hansen on Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:21 pm

TontoKowalski wrote:The halftime ring-toss / field goal competition should be two teams of girls comprised of former Duchie / Owl hookups, each wearing either TEAM OWL or TEAM DUCHIE t shirts. Winners get to pigpile on their man.


I would pay to see this. :shrug
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:39 pm

TontoKowalski wrote:The halftime ring-toss / field goal competition should be two teams of girls comprised of former Duchie / Owl hookups, each wearing either TEAM OWL or TEAM DUCHIE t shirts. Winners get to pigpile on their man.

they should each climb onto a flatbed emblazoned with either "duchie" or "owl" each decorated in their team's respective colors. the flatbed should be on top of a scale so that when each bbw waddles on to the flat bed, the displayed weight increases. after each one of the portly princesses prods her way onto the scale, there could be a cut-shot to duchie and owl defending their 43 seconds of hot passion with the flour/wet spot.

duchie "she has pretty eyes"

owl "my wife left me for a truck driver... a WOMAN truck driver."

duchie "she had really great tits and i figured 'how could 6 great tits on the same girl not be better than a boring 2 great tits on a normal woman.'"

owl "the only thing i could really afford to eat at that time was country buffets. what kind of women do you think you're going to meet at those sorts of places..."

all this said, in my truly preferred world, the flatbed would be set at about 3 feet in the air without stairs so each sweaty semen receiver has to wiggle and wriggle their way onto the scale. that would be halftime entertainment that even the superbowl would be jealous of
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:00 pm

ball wash worthy post
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby mod6A on Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:24 pm

H.O. - i heard a rumor that boise was going to get new turf in the next few years, and that the new turf will be green, not blue. can you confirm?

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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby biggestskyeagle on Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:57 pm

mod6A wrote:H.O. - i heard a rumor that boise was going to get new turf in the next few years, and that the new turf will be green, not blue. can you confirm?

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That would be a welcome change. The blue turf was fun in the 80’s when BSU was still D1-AA. On tv, It looks like shitty shag carpet. In person, not much better. Then again, it’s not quite as awful as the EWU red turf. That it damn near impossible to watch in tv.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby gallopingghost on Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:03 pm

I like Maine potatoes. There I said it.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby biggestskyeagle on Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:13 pm

gallopingghost wrote:I like Maine potatoes. There I said it.


I like Boise River crawdads.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby 2001Eagle on Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:45 pm

Coach hard. Love hard.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby commavegarage on Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:45 pm

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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby Los on Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:54 pm

commavegarage wrote:Image

If these are the choices, I'd love to know what the question is.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:45 pm

Los wrote:If these are the choices, I'd love to know what the question is.

which one represents the traditional boise state fan
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby Los on Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:50 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle wrote:
Los wrote:If these are the choices, I'd love to know what the question is.

which one represents the traditional boise state fan

My write-in goes to the Jack Palance lookalike in the front staring creepily into the camera.
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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby Onyx Blackman on Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:16 pm

Here's a clearer version of the photo. I think Jack Palance is an umpire. This is also the first time I'm noticing the other insane clown posse dude behind toga guy's arm.

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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby claver2010 on Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:15 am

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Re: Hustlin' Owl is a Jerk

Postby TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:35 am

Onyx Blackman wrote:Here's a clearer version of the photo. I think Jack Palance is an umpire. This is also the first time I'm noticing the other insane clown posse dude behind toga guy's arm.

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This photo is hilarious and I'm glad that you found it.

Also "insane clown posse dude" is properly called A Juggalo. Google "I want to be a juggalo" and your advertisements will never be the same.
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