Week 12 Other Games Thread

[TontoKowalski]

she has spent no small amount of time envisioning scenarios.

Has she "surprised" you after your morning run?

It would be funny if it wasn't so ridiculously predictable. Mr. ND wanted to get a dog, and he chose a particular breed - he spends most of his days on the road, jetting about the country, leaving Mrs. to care for the irritating beast she didn't really want. They were out walking one morning when I was coming back from a beat-the-8am-1000%-humidity run, we spoke, and like clockwork (until it cooled off), she's been out in the street on the mornings I run. I switched it up from t/th to m/w and changed my route to come back a different way and it's been quiet.

Another neighbor is a former rower from some school where rowing is cool. He still rows, as well as kayaks, paddleboards, etc., and is fit - he has reported similarly impossible coincidences.

Apparently she agreed to the dog only if she could also get big phony bewbs. This second part hasn't happened yet.

[DomingoOrtiz]

she has spent no small amount of time envisioning scenarios.

Has she "surprised" you after your morning run?

It would be funny if it wasn't so ridiculously predictable. Mr. ND wanted to get a dog, and he chose a particular breed - he spends most of his days on the road, jetting about the country, leaving Mrs. to care for the irritating beast she didn't really want. They were out walking one morning when I was coming back from a beat-the-8am-1000%-humidity run, we spoke, and like clockwork (until it cooled off), she's been out in the street on the mornings I run. I switched it up from t/th to m/w and changed my route to come back a different way and it's been quiet.

Another neighbor is a former rower from some school where rowing is cool. He still rows, as well as kayaks, paddleboards, etc., and is fit - he has reported similarly impossible coincidences.

Apparently she agreed to the dog only if she could also get big phony bewbs. This second part hasn't happened yet.

Pics?

[hansen]

Rooting for Syracuse this week is a no brainer on every level.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

she has spent no small amount of time envisioning scenarios.

Has she "surprised" you after your morning run?

It would be funny if it wasn't so ridiculously predictable. Mr. ND wanted to get a dog, and he chose a particular breed - he spends most of his days on the road, jetting about the country, leaving Mrs. to care for the irritating beast she didn't really want. They were out walking one morning when I was coming back from a beat-the-8am-1000%-humidity run, we spoke, and like clockwork (until it cooled off), she's been out in the street on the mornings I run. I switched it up from t/th to m/w and changed my route to come back a different way and it's been quiet.

Another neighbor is a former rower from some school where rowing is cool. He still rows, as well as kayaks, paddleboards, etc., and is fit - he has reported similarly impossible coincidences.

Apparently she agreed to the dog only if she could also get big phony bewbs. This second part hasn't happened yet.

you should see if you can talk her into a blumpkin. with your rectal fortitude, this would make for a glorious story for the ages... something you can tell your grand children

[twballgame9]

Cuse fans aren't remotely relevant enough to care.

[TontoKowalski]

you should see if you can talk her into a blumpkin. with your rectal fortitude, this would make for a glorious story for the ages... something you can tell your grand children

I guarantee you I would have to start by explaining what a blumpkin is - I am suspecting that part of the issue is that anything non-missionary would both require a lengthy explanation and be revelatory.

Although I clobbered their downstairs bathroom with a shrimp dump a few weeks after they moved in. They had everyone up and down the block over - the guy was trying to sort out country club invitations, I think, but I don't golf and wouldn't send anyone I just met to my acquaintances who belong to Caves - and I ate one or two crackers with brie and realized I had to take a massive shit. The night before I had made a proper shrimp and crawfish etouffe, and if you've ever eaten that, you know that a day or two later you take the dreaded shrimp dump: it looks like shrimp trawlers dumping bags and bags of swamp mud on the pier, dripping and stinking and flapping with menhaden. A dark, muddy river of lethality, echoing with hoodoo drums and rippling with gators under the moonlight.

Look upon my shrimp dump, ye mighty, and despair.

For people from somewhere sensible and practical and meat-and-potatoes like Walmart, Midwest, where the good growing earth hugs your feet in the spring and the prairie church bells ring with the joyful clamor of the good word in the deadest ironclad air of winter, finding another man's shrimp dump feels like kicking vultures off the corpse of a pagan ritual's sacrificial victim.

I'm a little bit proud. Is that wrong?

[DomingoOrtiz]

you should see if you can talk her into a blumpkin. with your rectal fortitude, this would make for a glorious story for the ages... something you can tell your grand children

I guarantee you I would have to start by explaining what a blumpkin is -

When you do so, make sure to include the fact that it was invented by Andre The Giant.

[Reverend Mike]

I don't know why I'm watching OSU/Maryland. But OSU looks like shit. Almost time for Urban to fake another heart attack.

[BC923]

I don't know why I'm watching OSU/Maryland. But OSU looks like shit. Almost time for Urban to fake another heart attack.

Losing this would kill him I think. The knives are already out.

[hansen]

I don't know why I'm watching OSU/Maryland. But OSU looks like shit. Almost time for Urban to fake another heart attack.

The 1200 games suck. I chose citadel Alabama only because a buddy I know went there.
10-7 Bama 5 left in the second.
What’s the line? Feel like I missed an opportunity here to lay money on citadel.

[DomingoOrtiz]

Anyone see the interception the Rutgers QB lobbed to PED St's safety? lol!

[Iggle]

feel bad that Hilliman's last year is with this Rutgers team

[claver2010]

apparently he's a great kid, never got it back from his injury soph year.

last 5 games: 18 rushes, 34 yards

[ATLeagle]

feel bad that Hilliman's last year is with this Rutgers team

For whatever reason, the guys who transfer away from BC never seem to do anything elsewhere. Even our decommits don't have a great track record of turning into elite players.

[claver2010]

rutgres might be the only team to fail at philly philly this year, did it in a way only rutgres can

https://twitter.com/Ben_Jones88/status/ ... 2614398977

[DomingoOrtiz]

feel bad that Hilliman's last year is with this Rutgers team

For whatever reason, the guys who transfer away from BC never seem to do anything elsewhere. Even our decommits don't have a great track record of turning into elite players.

Pie Charts

[ATLeagle]

feel bad that Hilliman's last year is with this Rutgers team

For whatever reason, the guys who transfer away from BC never seem to do anything elsewhere. Even our decommits don't have a great track record of turning into elite players.

Pie Charts

He is about the best of the bunch and that was nearly 20 years ago.

[b0mberMan]

Wow cuse taking shots downfield with their backup to neutralize the pressure Notre Dame brings. Does Daz know that’s legal?

[claver2010]

this ohio state maryland game is great, urban might be resorting to fake heart attacks on the field this time

[b0mberMan]

No need for a heart attack when the refs are helping

[DomingoOrtiz]

Cuse getting bent over.

[hansen]

Dungy left in the 1st with an injury.

[durkcal]

Clemson not looking so "Unbeatable" so far tonight

[durkcal]

Clemson woke up