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let's bring back this thursday pre-game stupidity

umass, the first game of the season
i hope it gives this board a reason
to talk about Heinz
and his bald head that shines
and stop talking about trump and his treason

Even our rockhead of a coach cannot mess up
A game so miserably pointless, I'll fess up
Rather than watching him combust
This week I'll settle for disgust
For the man's grievous affinity for ketchup

There once was a team from Toughchester,
According to the board's tubby jester,
Fans and talent they lack,
Got kicked OUT of the MAC,
Like a boil they do nothing but fester.

Play-calling wins will be Whipple's
Our throw game softer than fat huang's nipples
But with Dillon's strong run
Their defense we outgun
And whalepants will throw back two triples

Just seeing if folks wanted to rekindle this thread.
https://nypost.com/2018/10/01/they-rape ... complaint/

something's not quite right, but it's a work in progress - Thank you for this safe space to try out my verse.

There once was a coach named Whipple
His defense couldn’t stop a ripple
They went out to Ohio
to give football a try-o
And said the officials raped his team