umass limerick thread

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

let's bring back this thursday pre-game stupidity

umass, the first game of the season
i hope it gives this board a reason
to talk about Heinz
and his bald head that shines
and stop talking about trump and his treason

[Corporal Funishment]

Even our rockhead of a coach cannot mess up
A game so miserably pointless, I'll fess up
Rather than watching him combust
This week I'll settle for disgust
For the man's grievous affinity for ketchup

[Onyx Blackman]

There once was a team from Toughchester,
According to the board's tubby jester,
Fans and talent they lack,
Got kicked OUT of the MAC,
Like a boil they do nothing but fester.

[TontoKowalski]

Play-calling wins will be Whipple's
Our throw game softer than fat huang's nipples
But with Dillon's strong run
Their defense we outgun
And whalepants will throw back two triples

[HJS]

Just seeing if folks wanted to rekindle this thread.
https://nypost.com/2018/10/01/they-rape ... complaint/

[JesuitIvy]

something's not quite right, but it's a work in progress - Thank you for this safe space to try out my verse.

There once was a coach named Whipple
His defense couldn’t stop a ripple
They went out to Ohio
to give football a try-o
And said the officials raped his team