DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:I’m bored and delayed on a runway. I’m sure many of you could do better
Glad that I’m not on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no football coach on Rocky Top
And probably never will
Once I had some wins on Rocky Top
With a Payton who was half cat
His face was pink, he was dumb as soda pop
We still think we deserve that
Rocky Top, you'll always be
Full of entitlement and clearly crazy
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Once Dozens of coaches applied to ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for Some quick cash
Fans that live and breath on from Rocky Top
Are gonna be a pain in the ass
Success won't grow at all on Rocky Top
But no one accepts that by far
That's why all the coaches on Rocky Top
Will never sign another five star
Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
I laughed.
More importantly which runway were you delayed on?