TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:W - Sep. 1 - @ N. Illinois - victory, but not by as many as people here seem to feel
L - Sep. 9 - Wake Forest -defeat, as the "untested" quarterback can't adjust to the speed of the game vs. a realish opponent this early in the season. plus, the gay-ass rotating o-line fails like a spaz-rocket
L - Sep. 16 - Notre Dame - saddens the whole fan base to lose the most important game of the year
L - Sep. 23 - @ Clemson - this will be a boring ass prevent offense game that will annoy the shit out of all of us. taking the air out of the ball has me thinking about at least 5 grand on the under
W - Sep. 30 - C. Michigan - a chip is taken off the chippawas
L - Oct. 7 - VT - in spite of the bare assed spanking the heinz hammer received last year, he is still outthought against the hokies
L - Oct. 14 - @ Louisville - this game goes down worse than a microwaved papa john's pizza
W - Oct. 21 - @ UVa - the beginning of the 2018 job saving mode starts here. qb's are finally ready, no-huddle and other offensive thoughts from post techmo bowl begin to appear
L - Oct. 27 - FSU - prevent offense prevents me from watching much more than 15 minutes of this game
W - Nov. 11 - NCST - god bless this gang of awesome that seem to love to lose at alumni
W - Nov. 18 - UConn - we own new england, we own new england!!!!
L - Nov. 25 - @ Syracuse - cancel your christmas plans, there will be no bowling this year
N/A- Dec. 2 - ACCCG vs. your mom -
N/A - oops i crapped my pants Bowl vs. dung -
Final Record: 5 - 7 (2 - 6 )
update the standings, you coward!!!!! not only are my w/l predictions 100%, the witty commentary is spot in. the rest of you can suck on sarge's sweaty gym-teacher whistle lanyard