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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:20 pm

so, is he gone or what?

he's on their website so i guess so...

http://collegiatesportsassociates.com/d ... onsulting/


no meatbomb. i want all of you to enjoy that he is listed as "dr. brad bates" due to his doctorate in education from vanderbilt university. also, his picture is terrible
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby claver2010 on Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:48 pm

good god his bio screams i've done absolutely nothing in academia speak
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:31 pm

claver2010 wrote:good god his bio screams i've done absolutely nothing in academia speak

i don't know - his undergrad and grad courses in sports administration totally don't sound like no show courses to me at all (being from tobaccoroad and everything)

ps - on this view i just noticed that coach winningham is a consultant with buttcut's new outfit. maybe our next coach is closer than we think...
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby HJS on Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:00 am

TobaccoRoadEagle wrote:he's on their website so i guess so...

http://collegiatesportsassociates.com/d ... onsulting/

also, his picture is terrible

I think they actually found a pic that captures his true essence.

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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:40 am

claver2010 wrote:good god his bio screams i've done absolutely nothing in academia speak

They forgot to mention his membership to the Golden Key Society.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:39 am

DavidGordonsFoot wrote:
claver2010 wrote:good god his bio screams i've done absolutely nothing in academia speak

They forgot to mention his membership to the Golden Key Society.

and "frequent cutters card" for fantastic sams
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby flyingelvii on Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:33 am

I thought that was going to be a Max Ricci's dad joke at first.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:38 pm

but seriously though, is buttcut out and armin tamzarian in?

i'm worried we have no one in place and the chestnut hill bears have learned they have nothing to fear from the ad of bear attack prevention
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby Logitano on Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:20 pm

Fuck you Brad Bates! You fucking asshole! :ace
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby HJS on Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:08 pm

Logitano wrote:Fuck you Brad Bates! You fucking asshole! :ace

It's this. Hiring Dazoo may have been prerequisite for getting the job (because Fr Perv likes staches). But, mother fucking Bates needlessly extended him at a huge price through 2020. Goddamn pussy who was physically afraid of Coach Meathead.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby BostonCollege1 on Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:33 pm

HJS wrote:
Logitano wrote:Fuck you Brad Bates! You fucking asshole! :ace

It's this. Hiring Dazoo may have been prerequisite for getting the job (because Fr Perv likes staches). But, mother fucking Bates needlessly extended him at a huge price through 2020. Goddamn pussy who was physically afraid of Coach Meathead.


Someone had to approve that extension. You know Brad didn't have that much authority.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby innocentbystander on Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:46 pm

Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby MrAwesomeII on Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:02 am

Given what has happened with Jagz, don't you think there was more than meets the eye to his firing?? If you think he was fired for simply interviewing for an NFL job, I have some magic beans I'd like to sell you.

The mistake wasn't firing him, it was hiring Spaziani and then Addazio and the latter thing cant be pinned on DeFilippo.

Real progress won't be made until Fr Leahy is gone.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:17 am

vinny already told us that jags was fired for banging girls from the undergrad dental hygienist program. you won't find that post with your search function because vinny deleted it after getting sued by the jags legal team (that were at bc law getting banged by jags during his tenure)
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TontoKowalski on Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:34 am

I heard the same story, except Jags was banging sign-spinners in Statue of Liberty outfits and Orvis fly fishing guides in canoes mounted to the roofs of stationwagons.

None of this matters and its a stupid discussion - our entire decision-making lemon party is consistently overpaying for what they incorrectly perceive as 'low risk' hires. They take someone at low market value who is a low flight (or success) risk and pay up, thinking that somehow lowers the risk further. This is a stupid idea and it makes me question what the people on the board have done in their careers to warrant inclusion. If you're going to underpay thats fine - underpay for a moonshot coach and tack on a buyout. In ideal circumstances, the coach has wild success, is bought out, and moves on.

Instead of a death spiral of paying stupid amounts of cash to bad coaches who aren't here, other schools are paying us to hire our next coach when they take ours away. This is fine - in fact its ideal IF we learn to find good coaches. Texting Eddie Fogler might not be the best way to do it.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby DrJackRyan on Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:50 am

innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby hansen on Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:04 pm

DrJackRyan wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".


I think DrJackRyan just grammar lessened the shit out of IB.
Then again, I’m still trying to learn the difference between irony and bomber irony.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby twballgame9 on Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:10 pm

hansen wrote:
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innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".


I think DrJackRyan just grammar lessened the shit out of IB.
Then again, I’m still trying to learn the difference between irony and bomber irony.


I'm shocked that you don't understand bomber irony.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:18 pm

twballgame9 wrote:
hansen wrote:
DrJackRyan wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".


I think DrJackRyan just grammar lessened the shit out of IB.
Then again, I’m still trying to learn the difference between irony and bomber irony.


I'm shocked that you don't understand bomber irony.

maybe you could teach him a lessen
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby hansen on Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:20 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle wrote:
twballgame9 wrote:
hansen wrote:
DrJackRyan wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".


I think DrJackRyan just grammar lessened the shit out of IB.
Then again, I’m still trying to learn the difference between irony and bomber irony.


I'm shocked that you don't understand bomber irony.

maybe you could teach him a lessen


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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby HustlinOwl on Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:40 pm

hansen wrote:
DrJackRyan wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".


I think DrJackRyan just grammar lessened the shit out of IB.
Then again, I’m still trying to learn the difference between irony and bomber irony.


I'm not sure of the answer, but it's probably related to "cat hair pee fire".
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:45 pm

i like that you emphasized... cat hair pee fire
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby HustlinOwl on Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:14 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle wrote:i like that you emphasized... cat hair pee fire


I thought it necessary to emphasize, as a casual observer may have mistaken the term for its common usage.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby innocentbystander on Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:51 pm

DrJackRyan wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:Is there anyway we can find out if alumni contributions to BC's endowment has "declined" since GDF terminated Jags? That was kind of a high water mark for the program, kind of been in sustained gradual decline to the point they are now. I would be very interested to know if this has hurt the school where it hurts the most, their bank account. But I am not sure even if we did see the numbers that would could attribute any substantial drop off as a result of wealthier whalepants alumni giving a damn about the program. There might still be some elderly alumni who put their annual contributions on auto pilot all the while, still thinking BC plays Holy Cross.


A lot of people who use quotation marks to indicate emphasis instead of conveying a sense of irony have stopped donating. That "decline" has been "documented".


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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby HJS on Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:21 am

BCSUPERFAN22 wrote:
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Corporal Funishment wrote:Memphis doesn't really present the same challenges as Boston College. They have a T. Boone Pickens Jr. pumping their athletic department full of cash. Probably not replicable here

I guess you never heard of John Fish either.


What has Fish given to BC Athletics (not his alma mater, Bowdoin)? His dad played football at UNH and led a fundraising drive for UNH Athletics, endowed an athletic scholarship, raised money for their stadium renovation and paid for their last installation of AstroTurf.


Its a joke. Certain delusional people who post here have a weird, unhealthy obsession with John Fish

The Indoor Practice Facility will be named after John Fish.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby commavegarage on Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:55 am

hjs is my favorite poster and its not even close
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby twballgame9 on Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:02 am

commavegarage wrote:hjs is my favorite poster and its not even close


This was right in his wheelhouse.
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby Onyx Blackman on Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:58 pm

The Fish IPC is actually named after Albert Fish, aka the "Gray Man," the notorious child rapist and cannibal who claimed to have "had children in every state" and declared that a "child's roasted rump was the most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy."
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Re: Bates to resign in June

Postby Corporal Funishment on Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:02 pm

HJS wrote:
BCSUPERFAN22 wrote:
BostonCollege1 wrote:
HJS wrote:
Corporal Funishment wrote:Memphis doesn't really present the same challenges as Boston College. They have a T. Boone Pickens Jr. pumping their athletic department full of cash. Probably not replicable here

I guess you never heard of John Fish either.


What has Fish given to BC Athletics (not his alma mater, Bowdoin)? His dad played football at UNH and led a fundraising drive for UNH Athletics, endowed an athletic scholarship, raised money for their stadium renovation and paid for their last installation of AstroTurf.


Its a joke. Certain delusional people who post here have a weird, unhealthy obsession with John Fish

The Indoor Practice Facility will be named after John Fish.


If Moneybags Fish was injecting anything near program-changing money into our coffers, they'd put his name on the stadium, not the glorified barn next door
I look forward to being called stupid for expressing the above thought.
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