by hansen on Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:20 pm
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:i think s.u.h. has admitted a rhode island upbringing. i think all the sexual deviants called ri home during their formative years
i did not grow up in ri
CONFIRMED, s.u.h. grew up in or around Watch Hill.
by DavidGordonsFoot on Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:25 pm
hansen {l Wrote}:DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:i think s.u.h. has admitted a rhode island upbringing. i think all the sexual deviants called ri home during their formative years
i did not grow up in ri
CONFIRMED, s.u.h. grew up in or around Watch Hill.
Foot grew up in RI as well but I don't think we ever learned exactly where unless he told the basketball weirdos.
I try to stay the fuck away from those guys as much as possible.
by TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:36 pm
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:hansen {l Wrote}:DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:i think s.u.h. has admitted a rhode island upbringing. i think all the sexual deviants called ri home during their formative years
i did not grow up in ri
CONFIRMED, s.u.h. grew up in or around Watch Hill.
Foot grew up in RI as well but I don't think we ever learned exactly where unless he told the basketball weirdos.
I try to stay the fuck away from those guys as much as possible.
I am LI, not RI, but it's not like there's much of a difference.
by innocentbystander on Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:19 pm
angrychicken {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:innocentbystander {l Wrote}:Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:innocentbystander {l Wrote}: You could hear a pin drop as Mr Make America Great Again responded (in turn) "....well I would, but feminism taught me that women need men the way a fish need a bicycle."
This guy talks just how you talk! What a coincidence!
b0mber, where did you think I heard this term to think to mention it at EO (for the first time, ever) if not from him? I had to look it up after....
there are a lot of red pill men out there.
my guess is you heard it in a u2 song
Did they play u2 songs at Zanzibar? I don't know because I'm not Eurotrash.
by Reverend Mike on Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:28 pm
by twballgame9 on Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:30 pm
innocentbystander {l Wrote}:angrychicken {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:innocentbystander {l Wrote}:Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:innocentbystander {l Wrote}: You could hear a pin drop as Mr Make America Great Again responded (in turn) "....well I would, but feminism taught me that women need men the way a fish need a bicycle."
This guy talks just how you talk! What a coincidence!
b0mber, where did you think I heard this term to think to mention it at EO (for the first time, ever) if not from him? I had to look it up after....
there are a lot of red pill men out there.
my guess is you heard it in a u2 song
Did they play u2 songs at Zanzibar? I don't know because I'm not Eurotrash.
They didn't go to Zanzibar either. They had their own spot....
by TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:49 pm
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
by innocentbystander on Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:03 pm
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
by Corporal Funishment on Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:43 am
innocentbystander {l Wrote}:Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
I like it, especially the methville part....
by TontoKowalski on Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:44 am
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
this is why tonto, manny and the rest of us are just playing for second place...
by DavidGordonsFoot on Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:47 am
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
by TobaccoRoadEagle on Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:12 pm
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
[People start getting up and leaving] was my favorite part.
by twballgame9 on Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:02 pm
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
[People start getting up and leaving] was my favorite part.
for me, it was the tiny fist in the size 58 jacket because the tailor was 12 bucks
by Onyx Blackman on Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:33 pm
by eepstein0 on Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:11 pm
by hansen on Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:30 pm
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Topic at next plenary session of Toastmasters Methville, Arizona ..."savagely assaulting women: good clean fun or biological imperative?"
[clears throat, but voice still cracks like a teenager] "Webster's dictionary defines 'taking the red pill' as 'pretending you are a big tough man even though you sit down to pee and then some of the pee gets on your overgrown rat's nest of ginger pubes but you can't see it because your enormous pannus hangs to your knees, but that's pretty cool because whatever. Look, I have constructed a fantasy land where my completely shitty life HAS to mean something more than this meaningless existence where I can't even make eye contact with women without feeling anger and/or shame.' [pauses for applause, but only receives confused sideways glances of the audience. Smirks, removes oversized fedora, wipes shockingly sweaty forehead with filthy star wars handkerchief before replacing the $7 fedora]
...but I think ol' Danny Webster should have gone further than that. Now, some of you might think that those of us who have taken the red pill are just grasping at some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood that we have never grasped because we used to shower in our underwear after gym class. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have never succeeded at anything in our lives, ever. And some of you may think that those of us who have taken the red pill have a tiny micropenis and weird, weird balls. But I would challenge you, fellow citizens. I would challenge you: how would you know how weird my totally fucked up wiener and strange balls are if even I haven't seen them since the Carter administration? [people start getting up and leaving]
It is our right as men...nay...our DUTY as men to chase down women who have spurned our completely awkward, ham-fisted advances and to commit violence on them as our forefathers would have wanted. And it is the reason why that we, as men, should demand that Joe Mixon should be given the title of NO LESS than EMPEROR OF ALL MEN and DEFENDER OF THE RED PILL." [shakes tiny fist in the air,but his hand is barely visible because he bought a size 58 jacket at kohl's which was the correct size for his gut but the sleeves are like 8 inches too long because he was too cheap to pay the dry cleaner 12 bucks to alter the sleeves]
[crickets. wets pants. tells internet friends how much he owned at toastmasters. jacks off to weird japanese cartoons, cries, eats a whole tub of off-brand peanut butter.]
[People start getting up and leaving] was my favorite part.
for me, it was the tiny fist in the size 58 jacket because the tailor was 12 bucks
I'm going with "...some ill-conceived arko-type...ar-chee-type? ...uh...idea...of manhood..."
But then, hansen says I am not a professional writer.
by Reverend Mike on Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:29 pm
by Iggle on Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:33 pm
jhiggi02 {l Wrote}:Mixon apparently isn't getting an invite to the NLF combine. Its minor, but its something
http://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2017/story ... ng-combine
by Reverend Mike on Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:44 pm
Iggle {l Wrote}:jhiggi02 {l Wrote}:Mixon apparently isn't getting an invite to the NLF combine. Its minor, but its something
http://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2017/story ... ng-combine
what it is is the setup for a million "late draft value" columns in 3-4 years
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