by eagle9903 on Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:11 pm
By the way, I'm feeling antagonistic (IE being a prick, foot), so post accordingly, but here is exactly what will transpire:
1) Some no name poster like glacier here or on TOS will attend three minutes of a practice; or, will say they've done so; or, will extrapolate ridiculously from the spring game that Wade is the next Russell Wilson.
2) Towles will start the season as QB, because Towles and Wade will be reasonably close in practice and Towles has played acceptably for some games against major conference talent and Wade has not done so and it will be a perfectly reasonable decision but no one will care about that.
3) Eepstein will post thousands of times.
4) We will lose to Georgia Tech. It may or may not be partially or completely Towles' fault.
5) It won't matter whether it was Towles fault or not, the same thing will happen either way.
6) Eepstein will post thousands of times. He will start talking about the EO coaching staff.
7) It will be terrible and will go on through the rest of the season and beyond.
8) Ultimately at some point Wade will start. He'll be OK, but not better or not markedly better than Towles.
9) We will limp to the Weedeater Bowl.
10) Eepstein will post thousands of times. He will continue to talk about the EO coaching staff.
11) Retardeds will convince themselves Addazio will be fired.
12) Addazio will not be fired.
13) Wade will be the anointed starter for 2017.
14) Anthony Brown will become the new Darius Wade and we can start with 1) above again.
15) It will be terrible.
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eagle9903 on Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
domingoortiz
eepstein0
corporal funishment
innocentbystander
davidgordonswang
maybe hansen