#therivalry

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:06 am

might be the only thing that's gayer than #beadude. and really think about the source of this gaiety measuring stick

that is all

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:11 am

#beadude is gay?

What's gay about toughness? About doing the right thing? About celebrating virility? About using Social Media to exchange flirty sentences with 18-23 year old football players? About finely trimmed mustaches? About deference to masculine authority?

Honestly, TRE.

by **DavidGordonsFoot** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:24 am

If Wake had a women's ice hockey team, that site would spontaneously combust.

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:34 am

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:If Wake had a women's ice hockey team, that site would spontaneously combust.

One of their writers tabbed Flutie's arm as a "strength" of the Duke game.

.........

by **hansen** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:24 am

If #therivalry is meant as sarcasm, then I applaud its use wholeheartedly.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:26 am

hansen {l Wrote}:If #therivalry is meant as sarcasm, then I applaud its use wholeheartedly.

nope - b0mber's ex-boyfriends are trying to turn bc v. wake into a thing. i have no idea of the reason they are trying to do this but it is gayer than 5 guys banging 5 other guys.

again - consider the source here

by **DavidGordonsFoot** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:39 am

agreed, it's at least 6 banging 5

by **twballgame9** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:52 am

I'm pretty sure that the Wake end of things is Bomber Irony. Maybe no so much at hockeyruption. That said, I do not recall the genesis of this stupidity.

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:57 am

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:If #therivalry is meant as sarcasm, then I applaud its use wholeheartedly.

nope - b0mber's ex-boyfriends are trying to turn bc v. wake into a thing. i have no idea of the reason they are trying to do this but it is gayer than 5 guys banging 5 other guys.

again - consider the source here

The two dudes who founded the place and were in my dorm are no longer active there. These are all younger alums and non alums. So you can blame it on nerdification.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:17 pm

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:If #therivalry is meant as sarcasm, then I applaud its use wholeheartedly.

nope - b0mber's ex-boyfriends are trying to turn bc v. wake into a thing. i have no idea of the reason they are trying to do this but it is gayer than 5 guys banging 5 other guys.

again - consider the source here

The two dudes who founded the place and were in my dorm are no longer active there. These are all younger alums and non alums. So you can blame it on nerdification.

can i blame it on the 2nd bathroom that was added to 56 cummings, apt. 4? that seems as likely as the start of all this as the nerdification would be

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:44 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:If #therivalry is meant as sarcasm, then I applaud its use wholeheartedly.

nope - b0mber's ex-boyfriends are trying to turn bc v. wake into a thing. i have no idea of the reason they are trying to do this but it is gayer than 5 guys banging 5 other guys.

again - consider the source here

The two dudes who founded the place and were in my dorm are no longer active there. These are all younger alums and non alums. So you can blame it on nerdification.

can i blame it on the 2nd bathroom that was added to 56 cummings, apt. 4? that seems as likely as the start of all this as the nerdification would be

They weren't my roommmates. Only freshman year dorm mates.

by **L35guy** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:34 pm

The amount of Daz :koolaid

drinking and Tebow-esque Flutie love on that site is nauseating.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:38 pm

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:If #therivalry is meant as sarcasm, then I applaud its use wholeheartedly.

nope - b0mber's ex-boyfriends are trying to turn bc v. wake into a thing. i have no idea of the reason they are trying to do this but it is gayer than 5 guys banging 5 other guys.

again - consider the source here

The two dudes who founded the place and were in my dorm are no longer active there. These are all younger alums and non alums. So you can blame it on nerdification.

can i blame it on the 2nd bathroom that was added to 56 cummings, apt. 4? that seems as likely as the start of all this as the nerdification would be

They weren't my roommmates. Only freshman year dorm mates.

so they were good enough to make you airtight but not good enough to live with

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:42 pm

you can't pin that site on me, TRE. Go harrass one of the actual writers who comes over here and hangs out.

by **twballgame9** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:45 pm

Wait, bomber was in the band?

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:46 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

CAN WE STOP WITH THIS MISINFORMATION!?!

Where the crap did this come from?

by **DavidGordonsFoot** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:50 pm

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

CAN WE STOP WITH THIS MISINFORMATION!?!

Where the crap did this come from?

Pictures of you wearing a band uniform in The Heights, mostly.

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:50 pm

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

CAN WE STOP WITH THIS MISINFORMATION!?!

Where the crap did this come from?

Pictures of you wearing a band uniform in The Heights, mostly.

Lies

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:53 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

i think he played the sousaphone

that's why he hates tubasteak so much... he proclaims the sousaphone to be more of a challenge than the tuba yet the tuba players wind up getting all the hot chicks since they don't have to climb inside their instruments

by **twballgame9** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:56 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

i think he played the sousaphone

that's why he hates tubasteak so much... he proclaims the sousaphone to be more of a challenge than the tuba yet the tuba players wind up getting all the hot chicks since they don't have to climb inside their instruments

Wait, I thought tubasteak was a drum major. I'm confused.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:01 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

i think he played the sousaphone

that's why he hates tubasteak so much... he proclaims the sousaphone to be more of a challenge than the tuba yet the tuba players wind up getting all the hot chicks since they don't have to climb inside their instruments

Wait, I thought tubasteak was a drum major. I'm confused.

he was until we changed his name to tubasteak... and well, i guess even after we changed his name he was still a drum major.

the important thing is that b0mber was actually a sousaphone player

by **BCdee** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:02 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

i think he played the sousaphone

that's why he hates tubasteak so much... he proclaims the sousaphone to be more of a challenge than the tuba yet the tuba players wind up getting all the hot chicks since they don't have to climb inside their instruments

Wait, I thought tubasteak was a drum major. I'm confused.

he was until we changed his name to tubasteak... and well, i guess even after we changed his name he was still a drum major.

the important thing is that b0mber was actually a sousaphone player

Shut up! Tuba didn't play the tuba?? This whole time I thought he did.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:04 pm

BCdee {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

i think he played the sousaphone

that's why he hates tubasteak so much... he proclaims the sousaphone to be more of a challenge than the tuba yet the tuba players wind up getting all the hot chicks since they don't have to climb inside their instruments

Wait, I thought tubasteak was a drum major. I'm confused.

he was until we changed his name to tubasteak... and well, i guess even after we changed his name he was still a drum major.

the important thing is that b0mber was actually a sousaphone player

Shut up! Tuba didn't play the tuba?? This whole time I thought he did.

i don't think he played the drums either. if memory serves (which is not very likely) i think he played one of the feh woodwinds like piccolo

by **BCdee** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:08 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
BCdee {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Wait, bomber was in the band?

i think he played the sousaphone

that's why he hates tubasteak so much... he proclaims the sousaphone to be more of a challenge than the tuba yet the tuba players wind up getting all the hot chicks since they don't have to climb inside their instruments

Wait, I thought tubasteak was a drum major. I'm confused.

he was until we changed his name to tubasteak... and well, i guess even after we changed his name he was still a drum major.

the important thing is that b0mber was actually a sousaphone player

Shut up! Tuba didn't play the tuba?? This whole time I thought he did.

i don't think he played the drums either. if memory serves (which is not very likely) i think he played one of the feh woodwinds like piccolo

We met him a couple weeks ago and I was calling him Tuba. I told my husband that he played the Tuba in the marching band. I guess some people here might actually think I drove my car into a pool, too.
:shrug

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:10 pm

how did he react to you calling him tuba?

i find that unreasonably hilarious for some reason.

by **twballgame9** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:13 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:how did he react to you calling him tuba?

i find that unreasonably hilarious for some reason.

I find it uncontrollably hilarious

by **b0mberMan** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:14 pm

Dee, please tell us more. This is fantastic beyond all belief

by **BCdee** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:14 pm

I called him Tuba Steak actually....yelled it. I was just a bit tipsy.

by **twballgame9** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:16 pm

BCdee {l Wrote}:I called him Tuba Steak actually....yelled it. I was just a bit tipsy.

If this occurred at a women's soccer game with hansen, I may lose it.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:18 pm

BCdee {l Wrote}:I called him Tuba Steak actually....yelled it. I was just a bit tipsy.

so maybe the answer to my question might have been clouded by your beer goggles but did his wife look as ugly in person as she looks in other mediums?

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