Football Tickets Renewal

[commavegarage]

I wonder how these people have jobs still sometimes...So lets take a look at this:

http://www.bceagles.com/genrel/31days20 ... 1e016d1e1f

2/13/15: Win a pair of 2014-15 men's hockey season tickets. Hopefully I'll catch the last two home games of the year! Vermont the next night and UML the following weekend!!!
2/19/15: Four (4) tickets to the BC vs. UMass Lowell hockey game on 2/20/2015...Is that not the same as season tickets for the 2014/15 season?
2/20/15: Pair of 2015-2016 women's basketball season tickets....just give it to salzano
2/21/15: Four (4) lower level tickets to the BC Notre Dame Men's Basketball game on 2/21/2015 ...youre giving away tickets that day to a game at 4 pm the same day? I'm sure all season ticket holders will be waiting for that email all day so they can make it to conte!!!


Would it really be much skin off their back to raffle off 5 season parking passes to my handle a week? so if you sign up now you get a chance at a pass the next 8 weeks? the damn lot is 50% empty.

And to the minions reading the board - what is it that you do all day such that you possibly mess up the FIRST AND ONLY promo for the upcoming football season this much?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

And to the minions reading the board - what is it that you do all day such that you possibly mess up the FIRST AND ONLY promo for the upcoming football season this much?

monitor spaz's wiki page to make sure people don't claim he invented the forward pass or didn't know what kind of dog that was

[commavegarage]

Seriously...I can't think of a better way to get people to actually sign up for this DREADFUL schedule then to send out a blast email of the following:

Current season ticket holders: Renew over the next 5 weeks, every friday we will raffle off 5 season parking passes to Beacon/Edmonds/Shea/Mod Lot/Vandy...by signing up in the first week you get to participate in all the raffles

Potential new season ticket holders: Buy now and over the next 5 weeks, every friday we will raffle off 5 season parking passes to the CAG and 5 to brighton campus...by signing up in the first week you get to participate in all the raffles

Would cost us literally nothing as there is zero opportunity cost as none of those lots are at capacity or will be due to donations, and would surely get a hell of a lot more commitments than a 2 game season hockey ticket package promo or womens basketball season tickets. good lord our athletic office is awful

[DavidGordonsFoot]

2/13/15: Win a pair of 2014-15 men's hockey season tickets. Hopefully I'll catch the last two home games of the year! Vermont the next night and UML the following weekend!!!

Hopefully that's a typo because the item directly underneath it is for 2015-2016 season tix for hoops.

2/21/15: Four (4) lower level tickets to the BC Notre Dame Men's Basketball game on 2/21/2015 ...youre giving away tickets that day to a game at 4 pm the same day? I'm sure all season ticket holders will be waiting for that email all day so they can make it to conte!!!

That is a textbook BC move right there.

They're never going to raffle off as much parking as you suggest. As has been discussed, they want to limit tailgating as much as possible while still making $ off it.

I do think this list could use a dose of creativity. Where are prizes like "Design Your Own Scoreboard Message," and "PA announcer for the day?"

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

come on minions, this shit was funny

[commavegarage]

oh im sure it is an error.

love how the idiots making / proofreading it let it fly anyway

people have been so happy just to merely rid themselves of gene/spaz/onahue that they are ignoring the fact that while things/operations have moved up from putrid theyre still average at absolute best

oh, and gene never gave a fuck how many people i had at my tailgate

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I do think this list could use a dose of creativity. Where are prizes like "Design Your Own Scoreboard Message," and "PA announcer for the day?"

the chance to meatbomb the scoreboard would entice me into season tickets
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[DomingoOrtiz]

come on minions, this shit was funny

Solid work but:
(1) Cesspool was thrown out of school;
B. Legrande quit (after OO got kicked off the team for falling asleep during a meeting).

[eagle9903]

counterpoint to (or at least detour from) the crappiness of the original email: no one actually gives a shit about all the promotional crap and the presentation

win = better attendance
Spaz = worse.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

those are not my edits... that's just one of the many "flagged for vandalism" versions that i found in the annals of wikipedia. there are some pretty funny ones back in there

no meatbombs, i promise

Spaziani has been referred to in the past as a "mad scientist" who "cooks up plays" by ESPN's Chris Spielman. Students often don white lab coats in tribute to the exotic blitz schemes he cooks up in the middle of the week while making Veal Parmesan and acquiring ice cream for the hard-working band. [8]

Spaziani has also earned a reputation as a disciplinarian through several drastic actions. Most notably he recinded the scholarship of all-time leading rusher Montel Harris for violating the team rules relating to player's identifying the program as a sinking ship and seeking to play anywhere less horrible.

Spaziani has recently come under criticism for declining results in recruiting and a rapid decline in production on the field during his coaching tenure. He's noted that he's the unluckiest coach in the history of college football for having to suffer through injuries to starting players; a fate not bestowed upon any other coach or program. Spaziani is also known as a wordsmith often answering interview questions with unintelligible murmurs or seemingly invented words. He has been honored by his peers as the most underqualified coach ever assigned to a head coaching role at a Division 1 school.

Spaziani also works hard to support those inflicted with health problems. He encouraged Mark Herzlich to remain a part of the team by giving Mark his legendary yellow towel and asking him to help on the sidelines during Mark's battle against Ewing's Sarcoma, a rare form of bone cancer. He also punched offensive coordinator Kevin Rogers in the face to try to rid Rogers of his health problems. Those efforts were not as successful for either Rogers or Spaziani. He's recently been diagnosed with sleep apnea and can be heard snoring during "intense game film reviews" in his office or during half time pep talks.

they should bring those back now that spaz is out to pasture making sausage and gravy for all who will listen

[mod6A]

every.single.thread.

[Eaglekeeper]

They should offer free parking passes on the Brighton Campus with the purchase of 4 season tickets. Donors should get additional passes with the purchase of 4 additional season tickets. It's time to fill up all of the spaces. It worked under Henning for Christ's sake!

[Bryn Mawr Eagle]

They should offer free parking passes on the Brighton Campus with the purchase of 4 season tickets. Donors should get additional passes with the purchase of 4 additional season tickets. It's time to fill up all of the spaces. It worked under Henning for Christ's sake!

This is not a bad idea, but I bet BC won't do it because many people who now donate to park in a garage and aren't heavy-duty tailgaiters will abandon that for the free parking option.

[Salzano14]

2/20/15: Pair of 2015-2016 women's basketball season tickets....just give it to salzano

I appreciate the gesture but you could not pay me enough cash to go to an entire season of any team's basketball games.

[commavegarage]

2/20/15: Pair of 2015-2016 women's basketball season tickets....just give it to salzano

I appreciate the gesture but you could not pay me enough cash to go to an entire season of any team's basketball games.

i just figured you'd be into watching women exercise on a basketball court given your interest in watching women exercise on ice

[claver2010]

Spring Game is April 11th

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Spring Game is April 11th

Trying to find a reason to complain about this but I can't.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Spring Game is April 11th

Trying to find a reason to complain about this but I can't.

the complains come in the 6 weeks of bubble dwelling leading up to this. if bc would just fill-in the corners with an indoor practice field, there would really be nothing to complain about

[flyingelvii]

Spring Game is April 11th

Trying to find a reason to complain about this but I can't.

Are there free tacos? What have they done about the constant threat of bear attacks?

[claver2010]

Renewing my seats and noticed this:

Shea Field- The system for both parking and guest access on Shea Field is currently undergoing a full review.

BTW they updated all the errors, must read the board.

[hansen]

Renewing my seats and noticed this:

Shea Field- The system for both parking and guest access on Shea Field is currently undergoing a full review.

BTW they updated all the errors, must read the board.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Renewing my seats and noticed this:

Shea Field- The system for both parking and guest access on Shea Field is currently undergoing a full review.

BTW they updated all the errors, must read the board.