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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby claver2010 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:34 am

first post knocks lawyers, well done!
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby twballgame9 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:35 am

claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby MVEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:45 am

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby twballgame9 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:46 am

MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby MVEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:50 am

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.


Thanks.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby angrychicken on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:50 am

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.

:popcorn
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby MVEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:56 am

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.

:popcorn


Teddy's too busy arguing about two point conversions, Ryan Day, and everything else with HomoJS to get into a :slapfight with me.

But I probably am underestimating his piss matching abilities.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby twballgame9 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:10 am

MVEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.

:popcorn


Teddy's too busy arguing about two point conversions, Ryan Day, and everything else with HomoJS to get into a :slapfight with me.

But I probably am underestimating his piss matching abilities.


No slap fight here. Aliases aren't really controversial around here.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby commavegarage on Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:24 am

I love incompetence. if they did the 8 am rule the idiots would complain without realizing that they currently complain more because of how concentrated the traffic becomes 3 hours before a game.
hey huerta if you readin this dont tell jimmy **** that i put xlax in teh chuck wagons...lol
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:37 am

claver2010 {l Wrote}:Would having people pay post game (hence creating traffic post game) cause our terrible fans to leave early to beat the traffic? Think stanford has a lot when you just swipe your credit card and go. A lot easier than having mensa members count out change

Credit card-only would be OK. Absolutely cannot have mensa members counting out change while traffic backs up on Foster onto Comm Ave. and Washington St.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:05 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.

:popcorn


Teddy's too busy arguing about two point conversions, Ryan Day, and everything else with HomoJS to get into a :slapfight with me.

But I probably am underestimating his piss matching abilities.


No slap fight here. Aliases aren't really controversial around here.

this one is not only controversial... it's also the strongest, toughest, handsomest and not-at-all-fattest we've ever had

i guess nospace still has some pull from his pussy-pen
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby twballgame9 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:11 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.

:popcorn


Teddy's too busy arguing about two point conversions, Ryan Day, and everything else with HomoJS to get into a :slapfight with me.

But I probably am underestimating his piss matching abilities.


No slap fight here. Aliases aren't really controversial around here.

this one is not only controversial... it's also the strongest, toughest, handsomest and not-at-all-fattest we've ever had

i guess nospace still has some pull from his pussy-pen


I think you missed "obvious" in there someplace.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby DomingoOrtiz on Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:17 pm

MVEagle {l Wrote}:
One game a year recognize the local politicos of Boston and Newton. Make them feel good and special, let them get cheered by a crowd of a few thousand. That's a politicians wet dream. They'll eat it up. There's probably some law against this but I'll let the ambulance chasers on this board speak to that.


I think zero crowd reaction or getting booed are more likely than getting cheered by thousands. Also, there are no lawyers on the board.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby MVEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:27 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
MVEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:first post knocks lawyers, well done!


You certain that's his first post?


Mild paranoia?


Sorry to hear that.

:popcorn


Teddy's too busy arguing about two point conversions, Ryan Day, and everything else with HomoJS to get into a :slapfight with me.

But I probably am underestimating his piss matching abilities.


No slap fight here. Aliases aren't really controversial around here.


Oh
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:08 pm

looks like oj's back with a new name but the same desire to take a spin with teddy in the rape room
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:12 pm

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EDIT: If I were AD at BC, I would get this board the Steve Perry icon it so richly deserves.

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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby b0mberMan on Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:21 pm

the first thing I would do is take a nice, long steaming dump in the AD's private bathroom. Just spend the morning before work loading up on Kashi, dairy and coffee, let it percolate, grab a nice voluminous book and settle in. I think having a private bathroom at work is like the swankiest, coolest thing you can have. No pressure to shit in fear. Just take the dress pants completely off, fold 'em at the crease, hang 'em up and get down to it. Be as loud, as smelly, and as stinky as you want to be. Let it go fully without any judgement. Hell, I'd probably take all my calls while on the shitter if I had my own private bathroom. Probably rig up a video conference (chest up) in there too. If I had real power - like Lorne Michaels-level power - I'd probably demand that all my in person meetings take place in there. I'd order my lunches in, do paperwork, pretty much everything. This is a dream I have.

If there is no private bathroom in the AD's office, then the first thing I'd do as AD at Boston College is have a private bathroom built in my office.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby eagle216 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:37 pm

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:the first thing I would do is take a nice, long steaming dump in the AD's private bathroom. Just spend the morning before work loading up on Kashi, dairy and coffee, let it percolate, grab a nice voluminous book and settle in. I think having a private bathroom at work is like the swankiest, coolest thing you can have. No pressure to shit in fear. Just take the dress pants completely off, fold 'em at the crease, hang 'em up and get down to it. Be as loud, as smelly, and as stinky as you want to be. Let it go fully without any judgement. Hell, I'd probably take all my calls while on the shitter if I had my own private bathroom. Probably rig up a video conference (chest up) in there too. If I had real power - like Lorne Michaels-level power - I'd probably demand that all my in person meetings take place in there. I'd order my lunches in, do paperwork, pretty much everything. This is a dream I have.

If there is no private bathroom in the AD's office, then the first thing I'd do as AD at Boston College is have a private bathroom built in my office.


While the plumber and contractor are in there, might as well install a shower and small locker/changing area. Then, and only then, will you be living the dream. Shower brings so many benefits. Can go for a mid-afternoon run, than cleanup before you finish the day. Can come in unclean (say, on a snowy morning) and get showered and dressed at the office. And of course, you have a place to freshen up if your long steaming dump gets a little too long and a little too steamy.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:42 pm

I would use some of my over-inflated and undeserved salary to buy EO and make text like "ladyboy lover" and "lbl" autocorrect to something more flattering.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:49 pm

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:I would use some of my over-inflated and undeserved salary to buy EO and make text like "ladyboy lover" and "lbl" autocorrect to something more flattering.

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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:50 pm

eagle216 {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:the first thing I would do is take a nice, long steaming dump in the AD's private bathroom. Just spend the morning before work loading up on Kashi, dairy and coffee, let it percolate, grab a nice voluminous book and settle in. I think having a private bathroom at work is like the swankiest, coolest thing you can have. No pressure to shit in fear. Just take the dress pants completely off, fold 'em at the crease, hang 'em up and get down to it. Be as loud, as smelly, and as stinky as you want to be. Let it go fully without any judgement. Hell, I'd probably take all my calls while on the shitter if I had my own private bathroom. Probably rig up a video conference (chest up) in there too. If I had real power - like Lorne Michaels-level power - I'd probably demand that all my in person meetings take place in there. I'd order my lunches in, do paperwork, pretty much everything. This is a dream I have.

If there is no private bathroom in the AD's office, then the first thing I'd do as AD at Boston College is have a private bathroom built in my office.


While the plumber and contractor are in there, might as well install a shower and small locker/changing area. Then, and only then, will you be living the dream. Shower brings so many benefits. Can go for a mid-afternoon run, than cleanup before you finish the day. Can come in unclean (say, on a snowy morning) and get showered and dressed at the office. And of course, you have a place to freshen up if your long steaming dump gets a little too long and a little too steamy.

this would also be the place to clean up after banging chicks OR a good spot to bang chicks. so much more accomodating than the locker room showers the w3ird0z try to spy on
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby DomingoOrtiz on Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:25 pm

eagle216 {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:the first thing I would do is take a nice, long steaming dump in the AD's private bathroom. Just spend the morning before work loading up on Kashi, dairy and coffee, let it percolate, grab a nice voluminous book and settle in. I think having a private bathroom at work is like the swankiest, coolest thing you can have. No pressure to shit in fear. Just take the dress pants completely off, fold 'em at the crease, hang 'em up and get down to it. Be as loud, as smelly, and as stinky as you want to be. Let it go fully without any judgement. Hell, I'd probably take all my calls while on the shitter if I had my own private bathroom. Probably rig up a video conference (chest up) in there too. If I had real power - like Lorne Michaels-level power - I'd probably demand that all my in person meetings take place in there. I'd order my lunches in, do paperwork, pretty much everything. This is a dream I have.

If there is no private bathroom in the AD's office, then the first thing I'd do as AD at Boston College is have a private bathroom built in my office.


While the plumber and contractor are in there, might as well install a shower and small locker/changing area. Then, and only then, will you be living the dream. Shower brings so many benefits. Can go for a mid-afternoon run, than cleanup before you finish the day. Can come in unclean (say, on a snowy morning) and get showered and dressed at the office. And of course, you have a place to freshen up if your long steaming dump gets a little too long and a little too steamy.



Where is that lazyass grammar cop?
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:16 pm

DomingoOrtiz {l Wrote}:
eagle216 {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:the first thing I would do is take a nice, long steaming dump in the AD's private bathroom. Just spend the morning before work loading up on Kashi, dairy and coffee, let it percolate, grab a nice voluminous book and settle in. I think having a private bathroom at work is like the swankiest, coolest thing you can have. No pressure to shit in fear. Just take the dress pants completely off, fold 'em at the crease, hang 'em up and get down to it. Be as loud, as smelly, and as stinky as you want to be. Let it go fully without any judgement. Hell, I'd probably take all my calls while on the shitter if I had my own private bathroom. Probably rig up a video conference (chest up) in there too. If I had real power - like Lorne Michaels-level power - I'd probably demand that all my in person meetings take place in there. I'd order my lunches in, do paperwork, pretty much everything. This is a dream I have.

If there is no private bathroom in the AD's office, then the first thing I'd do as AD at Boston College is have a private bathroom built in my office.


While the plumber and contractor are in there, might as well install a shower and small locker/changing area. Then, and only then, will you be living the dream. Shower brings so many benefits. Can go for a mid-afternoon run, than cleanup before you finish the day. Can come in unclean (say, on a snowy morning) and get showered and dressed at the office. And of course, you have a place to freshen up if your long steaming dump gets a little too long and a little too steamy.



Where is that lazyass grammar cop?

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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby rktbrkr on Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:02 am

Schedule a late season FB game with UCONN preceded by a basketball game between BCs men team and UCONN women, kind of like Bobby Riggs vs Billy Jean Queen, it would guarantee a rare FB sellout and an even rarer Alumni stadium crowd at the start of the game - and strike a blow against genderism.
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby hansen on Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:58 am

rktbrkr {l Wrote}:Schedule a late season FB game with UCONN preceded by a basketball game between BCs men team and UCONN women, kind of like Bobby Riggs vs Billy Jean Queen, it would guarantee a rare FB sellout and an even rarer Alumni stadium crowd at the start of the game - and strike a blow against genderism.


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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby AdamBC on Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:39 am

Why has no one suggested free waffles?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 49042.html

#turndownforwaffles
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Re: If I Were AD at Boston College I Would...

Postby HJS on Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:30 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
EDIT: If I were AD at BC, I would get this board the Steve Perry icon it so richly deserves.

courtesy of myles brand

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Nice to see Ace Perry in attendance at Game 7. :ace
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