Ray Rice

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:51 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:I'd be pissed if I were Ray Rice.

yeah - but if you were ray rice you wouldn't be a fat asianed anymore :shrug

by **angrychicken** on Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:55 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I'd be pissed if I were Ray Rice.

yeah - but if you were ray rice you wouldn't be a fat asianed anymore

I also wouldn't be a photographer. I'd be an american football player.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:01 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I'd be pissed if I were Ray Rice.

yeah - but if you were ray rice you wouldn't be a fat asianed anymore

I also wouldn't be a photographer. I'd be an american football player.

not unless the ufl becomes a thing again

by **angrychicken** on Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:04 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I'd be pissed if I were Ray Rice.

yeah - but if you were ray rice you wouldn't be a fat asianed anymore

I also wouldn't be a photographer. I'd be an american football player.

not unless the ufl becomes a thing again

That would be awesome! Reff Ragorinskee could be my coach!

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:16 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I'd be pissed if I were Ray Rice.

yeah - but if you were ray rice you wouldn't be a fat asianed anymore

I also wouldn't be a photographer. I'd be an american football player.

not unless the ufl becomes a thing again

That would be awesome! Reff Ragorinskee could be my coach!

he can't coach in the ufl anymore. the nondisclosure portion of his termination agreement forbid me from telling you why

by **angrychicken** on Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:27 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I'd be pissed if I were Ray Rice.

yeah - but if you were ray rice you wouldn't be a fat asianed anymore

I also wouldn't be a photographer. I'd be an american football player.

not unless the ufl becomes a thing again

That would be awesome! Reff Ragorinskee could be my coach!

he can't coach in the ufl anymore. the nondisclosure portion of his termination agreement forbid me from telling you why

That's too bad. I'd love to play in the slot for him. I'm good at running the slant. NOTHING SEXUAL

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:56 am

Hey. Let's talk about Ray Rice today.

Question: Did the prosecutor give Ray Rice any special treatment in how they handled this case? For purposes of argument, assume that they had seen all videos of the incident and that they had an uncooperative victim.

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:28 am

Question: If Ray Rice had been drafted by Cleveland and played for them for his entire career, would he have named his daughter Brown Rice?

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:33 am

Question: Why is Ray Rice married to Hoopz from Flavor of Love?

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:49 am

you ran out of steam earlier than usual

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:19 am

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:you ran out of steam earlier than usual

oh.

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:21 am

Question: I heard that Rutgers has removed all references to Ray Rice from their facilities, program, etc. Do the record books now say "ay ice"?

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:23 am

Question: If Ray Rice and Lawrence Maroney started a PR firm, would they call it "RiceMaroney"?

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:25 am

Question: Can you really place all the blame on Ray Rice? His only father figure was his Uncle Ben.

by **twballgame9** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:26 am

angrychicken {l Wrote}:Question: If Ray Rice and Lawrence Maroney started a PR firm, would they call it "RiceMaroney"?

Like a shotgun, one might hit the target

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:31 am

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Question: If Ray Rice and Lawrence Maroney started a PR firm, would they call it "RiceMaroney"?

Like a shotgun, one might hit the target

That's the goal, chief. That's the goal.

by **twballgame9** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:35 am

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Question: If Ray Rice and Lawrence Maroney started a PR firm, would they call it "RiceMaroney"?

Like a shotgun, one might hit the target

That's the goal, chief. That's the goal.

Mission accomplished.

by **49dueagle** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:59 am

angrychicken {l Wrote}:Hey. Let's talk about Ray Rice today.

Question: Did the prosecutor give Ray Rice any special treatment in how they handled this case? For purposes of argument, assume that they had seen all videos of the incident and that they had an uncooperative victim.

Uh, no.

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:05 pm

49dueagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Hey. Let's talk about Ray Rice today.

Question: Did the prosecutor give Ray Rice any special treatment in how they handled this case? For purposes of argument, assume that they had seen all videos of the incident and that they had an uncooperative victim.

Uh, no.

I agree.

Question: Since Ray Rice is out of a job, do you think that he should open up a bakery and call it "Rice Cakes"?

by **Reverend Mike** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:29 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
49dueagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Hey. Let's talk about Ray Rice today.

Question: Did the prosecutor give Ray Rice any special treatment in how they handled this case? For purposes of argument, assume that they had seen all videos of the incident and that they had an uncooperative victim.

Uh, no.

I agree.

Question: Since Ray Rice is out of a job, do you think that he should open up a bakery and call it "Rice Cakes"?

You are saying all of the things that MAD magazine was afraid to say.

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:40 pm

Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
49dueagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Hey. Let's talk about Ray Rice today.

Question: Did the prosecutor give Ray Rice any special treatment in how they handled this case? For purposes of argument, assume that they had seen all videos of the incident and that they had an uncooperative victim.

Uh, no.

I agree.

Question: Since Ray Rice is out of a job, do you think that he should open up a bakery and call it "Rice Cakes"?

You are saying all of the things that MAD magazine was afraid to say.

I'm what they call a "hard-hitting" journalist. Speaking of hard-hitting, back to Ray Rice:

Question: Do you think that the decision to NOT send Ray Rice to jail was influenced in any way by the fact that an anagram of his name is "Icy Rear"?

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:46 pm

question - do you think rutgres will find success with this new "ray rice bucket challenge?"

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:55 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:question - do you think rutgres will find success with this new "ray rice bucket challenge?"

Don't be stupid.

by **commavegarage** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 3:55 pm

well now goodells done

by **BCMurt09** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:03 pm

commavegarage {l Wrote}:well now goodells done

It's hard to think he's not, but I imagine they'll make some low level guy take the fall

by **twballgame9** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:27 pm

He's a fucking idiot is what he is, or else this was one of those epic fuckups where people at the top say something not knowing that people at the bottom know otherwise.

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:32 pm

This report means nothing without more information.

Question: When does Gloria Allred get involved?

by **twballgame9** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:40 pm

Dude was "unauthorized" to send it to the NFL - some wiggle room here for the plausibly denying commish.

by **angrychicken** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:48 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Dude was "unauthorized" to send it to the NFL - some wiggle room here for the plausibly denying commish.

Could be some dirtbag a/v guy at the police department sending it to the receptionist at the NFL offices. Never got past that. Point is, we don't know how far, if anywhere, this got.

by **TobaccoRoadEagle** on Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:10 pm

hey huang - how do you think bc will do on saturday?

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